/Andor/ - return from the dead edition

Bros, Anon Babble was dead during the season 2 premier
What did we think of it?

Are there any right-wing rebel cells?

anybody have the niamos club mix? banger

Thank god Anon Babble is back. No one seems to post the megas anywhere else.

Remind me, which side won in the end?

Are there any right-wing rebel cells?

Kreegyr was a Separatist. They were right-wing.

its in the track called "brasso" on the official soundtrack

Why did jannies kill the main thread?

Rapedor

wtf happened to the last thread? It died without an archive in the middle of trying to make a post

The constant star wars rape jokes gave them traumatic flashbacks to the time a man dressed as Porkins raped them at a con.

Rapeshit gets reported.

The constant star wars rape jokes gave them traumatic flashbacks to the time a man dressed as Porkins raped them at a con.

h-hey, that was just a regular Rebel pilot costume.

le rape

False, the rape thread died natually reaching bump limit and dieing at page 10.

There was a second organic thread with more discussion that died abruptly. Like not even an archive.

bless up anon

THE EMPIRE WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!

THIS HAS NO PLACE IN STAR WARS!

- Star Wars Theory

Star Wars is about Antifa vs Drumpf now

lame

you need the sequel with maya pei's retards fighting on yavin iv

As I was trying to post before the previous thread mysteriously disapeared:
One thing I hate ITT and everywhere else for that matter is the amount of gaslighting I'm seeing comparing the quality of S2 first 3 episodes to the first 3 episodes of S1.
They are comparable only in the fact that there was a "slow start", however, only one of them was actually engaging.
In Season 1, we were quickly introduced to Cassian Andor, and his purpose, and through some happenstance, he killed two officers. What did he do after that? Did he sit on Ferrix for the next 3 days and hope things magically blow over? No, he quickly took steps to get out of the situation he was currently in, he was on the run. And in the meantime, we were able to focus on Syril, arguably the character who carried the first 3 episodes, in his honest persuit of who was responsible for killing those 2 officers. It was intense, it was engaging seeing those two in a cat and mouse game. It was building up to something and actually had stakes involved.
Now let's compare this to Season 2. We are re-introduced to Cassian Andor, now experienced rebel, who's first goal is to steal a Tie Fighter. Though he bumbles through it, he is successful in his mission and makes it to the rendezvous planet where he is... Immediately captured and now had to sit on his ass doing absolutely fuck all for THREE EPISODES. And our "Antagonist" is not the pragmatic and competent Syril, it's a group of bumbling fucking retards who have 0 coordination and want to kill each other by the end of the 1st episode.
I could explain why the rest of the plot points were a waste of time, but that was already conceded as being terrible trying to compare it to S1 as if they were both bad. To put it simply, everyone else in the show is waiting for Cassian to do something.
I hope I've made it clear as to why these first 3 episodes of these two seasons are not comparable, and will not be gaslit into thinking S1 3 episode build up was as bad as S2.

Mon Mothma = Space Sanna Marin.

The critics have said that the first 3 episodes of S2 are the weakest. The farm planet was pretty good, the meeting was good, the Imperial dinner with mom was hilarious, and the Mon Mothma story was slow as usual but at least the production values were great.

when it opened on sienar with the TIE, I thought is was beautifully shot

Dedra shitting on that cunt of a mom was great

That shot where the storm troopers run in and find the TIE Avenger bumping about is pure kino.

I agree, there were some great scenes, and the production is phenomenal. However, as a whole, it led up to NOTHING, and there was not an engaging hook to keep me watching. It was honestly a bore to sit through, save the few good scenes (everything with Dedea and Suril were great)
I forgot to put in my conclusion that I AM hoping for more, and I will hope the critics are right and not putting wool over our eyes.

SHIT

I really like the cinematography in this show, specially during night time. A huge beam of light coming down so you can very clearly see the terrain and actor's faces. It's similar to how Lesnie would light Lord of the Rings.

I nreally liking S2 of Andor. I fear Bix is going to die though. Also they left B2EMO behind which I thought was strange

There is a whole lot of room on the left if you're fighting literal space Nazis.

I guess the plan was just to hide from the inspectors and come back for him.

As if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly raped.

youtube.com/watch?v=f6UQ_lPBUhU

The obsession with hack directors and hack writers to run parallel of everything in Star Wars to explicitly Third Reich is tedious. Somehow, yet again, they include the forced diversity in the Empire's ranks.
They put more emphasis on this particular part over the Rebels do-er or the morally sleazy Andor.

imagine if they had the black guy rrape her, Critical Drinking fag and Star Wars Theory fag would have loved it

they include the forced diversity in the Empire's ranks

its just like MAGA. Its literally a white power movement with diversity. Gilroy knows exactly what hes doing.

I kept expecting a t-rex to pop out and eat them. Reminded me so much of Jurassic Park.

At first i felt he rock paper scissors scene was out of place but then i realized it felt like something you'd see in one of the animated kids shows that also have to exist in the same canon as this show

did we watch the same episode?

why would right wingers rebel against a right wing empire?

I know a vaguely reptile monster popped out at the end if that's what you're getting at.

The Rebels have to be established as more retarded than the Empire to explain how everyone in the OT walks in and makes General in a week.

>Star Wars is about Antifa vs Drumpf now

did you never watch the original trilogy?

tldr?

trying to compare it to S1 as if they were both bad.

the first acts of both seasons ARE bad, though S2's is certainly worse
remember how S1 starts with Andor looking for his sister, which results in him killing the two corpos, despite the fact that he never again actually bothers to look for his sister or ask someone with means, like Luthen, to do it, and the hack writers later decided to imply his sister was dead, presumably when they realized what nonsense-on-stilts that was?
remember those excruciating and pointless Andor childhood scenes?
remember how the first two episodes of S1 are literally pointless because you can start from ep 3 and miss nothing that isn't retold to the viewer or can be pieced-together from what is shown?
don't make me bring up the later comedy of errors that was Luthen's meeting with Andor

Racists would be against having alien slaves on their planet. Monarchists would be against an Emperor who wasn't part of the local bloodline. Isolationists, goes without saying, and the religious nutters would see what happened to the Jedi and assume they were next.

I like the depiction of the early rebellion as this Syrian civil war tier of independent cells that hate each other almost as much as the empire.

The farm planet was pretty good

felt a bit unfocused to me. I also don't care about any of those characters so it didn't seem like a good use of screen time to me

the meeting was good

"a bunch of villains meet in a shadowy room to do an exposition dump in the form of scheming"
it mechanically set the stage but it wasn't strong writing

the Imperial dinner with mom was hilarious

it was a fun aside but I felt all the wedding content was already too fluffy so adding extra fluff was a bit frustrating

and the Mon Mothma story was slow as usual but at least the production values were great.

like I said, way too much screen time on all the ceremony/elbow-rubbing stuff. there were interesting bits and pieces, and I'm glad it gave us some luthen and kleya (my wife), but I would have preferred less of it. however, I'll also concede that it did a really good job of breaking down mothma and setting her up as a wildcard leading into the rest of the season

unrelated to anything, why did vel age 2 decades between s1 and s2? she was so hot in s1 and looked completely hagged in s2. am I crazy?

LOST
ALL OF THEM LOST

The tie fighter escape and the meeting were the only parts I really liked.
And the tie fighter escape I only really like the first half because it gets goofy fucking fast.

she was so hot in s1 and looked completely hagged in s2

partly, it's that just about everyone seems to have been less-flatteringly shot in S2, which I suppose might be an unintentional lighting/makeup issue
the other part is that women generally and unmysteriously hit the wall pretty rapidly in their 30s

it led up to NOTHING

you must be addicted to how most modern tv shoves a plot point down your throat every 2 minutes. a lot of groundwork was set by these first 3 episodes
- experimental tie stolen
- mothma brain broken
- luthen has some grand (unrevealed) scheme
- empire staging a society-destroying resource raping

Are they...fucking?

I fear Bix is going to die though.

I hope so. she's a very boring character who only exists as an emotional weighting. she serves the same purpose to the narrative dead

Idk ask Nigel

in Rouge One andor tells Jinn that she isnt the only one who lost everything. I think every single character will die besides Andor and Melshi.

how was it out of place? the entire crew of stranded rebels were shown to be retarded right from the start and continued to be shown as retarded.

i love it, really enjoy how this show is constructed, the skill in storytelling. Just enjoyable really

are you black? do you support DRONALD DRUMPF? well that's literally rape.

Cassian is somehow more incompetent than ever

Mon Mothma is still shrill and boring

Luthen is just skulking around, not really doing much

Dedra and Karn are now in a relationship and became somehow more cartoonishly autistic

the people from Ferrix are still around for no apparent purpose beyond being abused by Imperials in order to remind us that the Empire is still in fact evil

show is trying to juggle all the plotlines at once, ends up cutting between them feverishly, pacing feels like shit

This sucks.

yes. we see unceremonious physical intimacy when Dedra brushes Syril's lips. that strongly suggests that they're otherwise physically intimate

I also combine this with the way Dedra dominated Syril's mom. her first demand was to stop causing Syril anxiety -- which tells me she is very romantically attached to Syril in her own way

the skill in storytelling. Just enjoyable really

its refreshing as fuck, its been so long since we had good stories in this universe

Yennefer's va has probably never even been in a relationship.

I'm so invested in mon mothma, she's becoming one of my favorite characters....and I was so raped when her daughter said she wishes she was drunk

show is trying to juggle all the plotlines at once, ends up cutting between them feverishly, pacing feels like shit

they ruined their le epic edm track with this shit, should have been like the godfather

Yennefer's va

oh shit, nice

they ruined their le epic edm track with this shit

I agree, the bouncing between the two extremely diminished both

experimental tie stolen

The actual theft was all in the beginning of the first episode. The rest is just Cassian being captured by the retard brigade for three fucking episodes.

mothma brain broken

Meh.

luthen has some grand (unrevealed) scheme

Does he ever not have some scheme cooking?

empire staging a society-destroying resource raping

The big meeting was wrapped up in the first episode. And besides, the Empire fucking planets for their resources is just business as usual.

Well you can tell the director thought the juxtaposition was mega kino and it makes me question his taste.

apart from 's comments, there's also the simple fact that it's perfectly reasonable to describe these events as having "led up to nothing"—there's been no payoff for any of them
the experimental tie hasn't been used for any novel purpose
the wedding hasn't moved us forward in any tangible way from the betrothal of last season
Luthen scheming means we're still waiting for the payoff
Empire planning to strip mine a planet means we're again stuck simply waiting for a payoff

Cassian's crash is an unintentional perfect metaphor for our experience as viewers

The director was a woman I think. Which like... Of course it was.

The rebels don't seem particularly leftist to me, just anti-empire due different interests

anti-fascist militarism is inherently leftwing because its a violent rejection of rightwing social organization

People who don't feel the emotional need to play for team chud or team pothead hate authoritarism from both the left and the right

According to Andor, Biggs' death is utterly pointless and should have easily been avoided. The rebels are now beyond retarded in Disney. Big thanks to all the apes who blindly supported this dumbass writing, and failed to spot the painfully obvious.

Okay but the empire has some leftists in it.

This literal nobody is not in Star Wars movie anon.

That's retarded.

How does andor make it pointless? Without him luke wouldn't have had the chance to fire this torpedoes on time and blow up the death star

Biggs' death is utterly pointless and should have easily been avoided

i dont understand

left wing just means "not right wing"

average self-proclaimed leftwinger

>left wing just means "not right wing"

thats literally how every rightwinger uses it. I've never once heard a single rightwinger attempt to differentiate between a liberal, a progressive, and a leftist. anyone who isn't sucking trump farts is "the left"

from the beginning of time its been liberal minded people VS conservative minded people, its always been left VS right retard

Yeah this was a really bad start. It was so fucking obvious what will happen on the farm planet after like two scenes. It definitely didn't need 3 fucking episodes.

S1 was also slow but it felt like every scene had a purpose. S2 is 3/4 filler.

i-it's not me! it's them!

ok well I don't see any of them around here, just you

all of politics is a simple dipole

american detected

The empire is for globohomo spacecucks what the fuck have they done to improve the lives of the white colonist?

left wing means rebel against right wing. the centrists would be apart of the empire, as evidenced by all totalitarian governments we've ever seen. the show also alludes to this through the coruscant storylines, showing an entire planet of comfy centrists enjoying the benefits of the imperial core while still deeming themselves as not apart of the oppression

only those sufficiently left wing will pick up a blaster and fight

Is Luthen leading the rebellion or using Mota as a figurehead of the Rebellion™ network?

there is no leader in a rebellion. there's a collection of cells operating semi-autonomously. at most, maybe luther organizes his cell

Are they...fucking?

Unprotected, Inshallah there will be more Karn’s

How is Cassian left-wing? How is Luthen left-wing?

well you see they're rebelling against the totalitarian (and therefore right wing) government and that makes them left wing

don't say this anonie, I really don't want to believe that you're as retarded as you seem

the next time skip won't mention anything but will show them caring for a baby

How is Cassian left-wing? How is Luthen left-wing?

class consciousness, snti-imperialism, collective action, critique of systems, institutions, traditions, revolutionary perspective where the ends can justify means

Muh illegal undocumented workers!

Muh farmers are reporting the undocumented migrant workers!

All villains are white

All heroes are brown except the one progressive white woman who wants to help them

The only occurrence of rape in the entire star wars franchise in 20 years, is a white man trying to rape a brown woman

Disney is so fucking kiked. I fucking hate star wars now and everything disney.

al qaeda?

Star Wars is permanent lefty brain WW2. All characters must be anti fascist.

>Muh farmers are reporting the undocumented migrant workers!

why would the farms report their own workers?

>All villains are white

except all the ones that weren't. weird you didn't see them, considering how obsessed with skin color you are

>All heroes are brown

I feel like you're not even watching the show. why would you be this bent over a show you can't even be bothered to watch?

Why would you get someone with no experience piloting a Starfighter to steal a TIE?

all the heros are brown

Not really. You have mon mothma, luthen, that one bearded guy who tried to help bix, and even cassian himself. I think maybe if the non white actors dressed in more 70'sish sci fi attire they'd fit in more.

Pretty sure he had experience. He just didn't have experience flying that specific experimental fighter because of the new controls and stuff. He was expecting to find something more like the older ties he's flown.

mon mothma is the progressive white woman i mentioned. Luten is morally flexible and not fully good. The Audience knows it. Cassian is brown

I can't wait until the epic war film centered around the Syrian Civil War.

I was wondering this too! but it was intentionally lanterned a bit later that the ship design was all fucked up and really hard to understand. the reason he flew it so poorly is because he needed to try to figure out the controls in a pinch and under fire

additionally, andor is in fact a pilot. we see him (capably) pilot a freighter under fire in s1

sienar team didn't know the TIE was a prototype

There's also that blonde that was on that wheat planet. I think most would agree that cassian is white or white passing.

White passing

brown

talks with Hispanic accent

Jesus disney

its a violent rejection of rightwing social organization

Just like someone's chimpout against God and the King

mothma: white
vel: white
luthen: white
kleya: white
cassian: white-passing
wide variety of supporting cast: white

the truth is that poster is just trying to bait shitty poltard arguments instead of offering anything interesting actually related to the show

White women good

Yeah that supports the white man bad agenda being pushed by disney.
Luthen isn't good, Cassian is brown

post this shit in pol, fucking loser

Buy an ad Disney shill and take your kike propaganda with you

Although Ariel Kleiman sounds like a chick's name, it's actually an Australian dude apparently. I was shocked because all the focus on the wedding shit and the rapey Imperial guy was screaming female director to me, but apparently not.

Kleiman

Hmnn I wonder if he's...

The Rebellion doesn't have any leadership until Mon Mothma gets expelled from the Senate and then calls together the various rebel factions into the Rebel Alliance.

>Cassian is somehow more incompetent than ever

Lolwut?

Is Syril in a femdom relationship?

dominant personalities often like to be submissive in intimate relationships

He bumbled through the heist and then he spent a good portion of 3 episodes being held captive by a bunch of total dumbasses who felt like they wandered off a Red vs Blue script.

That's not how exactly it works.

lots of reasons
the empire forces a human-centric society; some planets might want only their own human ethnic group to live on them, but the empire will be against that

He bumbled through the heist

Because it was prototype ship which he never flied and he still got away.

and then he spent a good portion of 3 episodes being held captive by a bunch of total dumbasses

They still had numbers and guns. So I am fail to see how him slowly agitating retards against each other and waiting for moment to escape show him incompetent

slowly agitating retards against each other

LOST
ALL OF THEM LOST

Luten is morally flexible and not fully good.

Yeah no way, a guy without Skywalker's plot armor gets shit done no matter the odds.
Nigga, he is epitome of goodness.

Nigga, he is epitome of goodness.

good goals and good actions are different things

And..?

loved mon getting fucked from all directions and going fuck it, we turnt
rip tay i'll deal with that tomorrow energy

Is this the first pressurized TIE cockpit?

yes and they banned its production after it became apparent how easily they were stolen

(((Strategy of tension)))

Dude, just stop. The anon Is obviously retarded.

Because it was prototype ship which he never flied and he still got away.

Stealing a prototype fighter and shooting your way out is some classic Rebel shenanigans and this was the most clumsy version of it I've seen.

They still had numbers and guns. So I am fail to see how him slowly agitating retards against each other and waiting for moment to escape show him incompetent

The main problem is that it took 3 damn episodes and it was still mostly luck, like the monsters coincidentally attacking at just the right time.

Instead of maybe chilling out on the reckless bans, they seem to be doubling down. A bold move. We’ll see how the sharty responds.

Hell, the only reason I'm back here is because the rest of you retards (specifically this board) couldn't coalesce on an alt and I need somewhere to talk shit about this stupid fucking show where it's not some faggoty hugbox like reddit.

and this was the most clumsy version of it I've seen.

So as it's supposed to be

The main problem is that it took 3 damn episodes and it was still mostly luck

And..?

So far pretty good

God damn you are fucking stupid

A couple of people were chatting over it but shartniggers kept going on a Anon Babble style tirade.

Too much ass

So as it's supposed to be

Glad we're in agreement that it doesn't make Cassian look terribly smooth.

And..?

And it was a bunch of time wasted on watching chucklefucks chucklefuck around while our protagonist sits around tied up. Maybe that's entertaining for you, but I found it tedious.

why

get gf

still just want to lay in bed instead of dealing with women

Sounds like you went to a shitty alt

Is Porkins going to be in this? They mentioned someone named Porky

Why is he so memeable

the bed doesn't even have sheets. whats with that

Doubt it.

shitty = dead bunker
You got it.

The way it cut between Mon and Tay talking and the attempted rape of Bix I was under the impression Tay was talking about wanting some Mon as his reward for the risk he was taking for the rebellion.

Some line about how Mon had to sell her daughter and now she will have to sell herself to keep the rebellion going.
But nope, he was just blackmailing for money and gets whacked for it.

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who thought this.

Because he's extremely handsome but also has the 'sperg and had to move in with his mom

I thought so too. There was a scene where it almost looked like he was about to cop a feel.

Lots of people thought he was trying to bang Mon but all he really wanted was some money. I don't know if that was intentional to throw people off why he approached her

Guess whos dick was mutilated by Shekelstein M.D.

They're making Mon's husband likeable, I wonder if that's to make people feel bad when he gets offed by Sinta later

What happened to the random black woman they took with them at the end of Season 1? Did Gilroy realize adding her for no reason was retarded?

fag

don't mind me just checking commenting

When are they going to steal the X-Wings? Saw has like a sort of older X-Wing but they don't have anything close to a fleet yet

The special effects during the tie fighter theft scene were great

supposed to be "le leftist terrible propaganda"

one of the best cast in the whole SW history

An in universe answer is probably the non humans. Nobody has a problem with nonhuman aliens being xenophobic and going #SpaceRaceFirst. Kashyyk for Wookies seems natural and just. But isn’t actually any different than a humies only planet.

Add to that the empire not actually being all human or even that concerned with human supremacy as fanbrains often allege, it’s hard to see the SW universe actually being negative to ethnocentrists. If your idea of “right wing” is economic instead then we’ve seen the rich trading weapons and not giving a shit who pretends to rule the galaxy so the libertarian right wingers undoubtedly exist among rebels as well. They just want to make money. Evil empire blowing up planets makes line go down. Feckless republic can’t exist without moneymakers. It’s just business.

fbi mommy is actually from the spider planet right

Cassian is somehow more incompetent than ever

He was about as competent as Luke and Han, which in fairness isn't a high bar.

What would make you think that?

Our regular npc chuddies gonna whine about everything without even watching TV or movies

Syril walks her home gently every night.

There's various larger Rebel groups that do have ships (including X-wings and Y-wings and larger ships), but we're still a couple years off from the formation of the Rebel Alliance.

Add to that the empire not actually being all human or even that concerned with human supremacy as fanbrains often allege

Where did this idea even come from? Some EU stuff? The original movies never state that the Empire is human supremacist. Yeah, you only really see humans in the Empire, but the Rebels are also 99% human.

According to Andor, Biggs' death is utterly pointless and should have easily been avoided.

I don't know what you mean, but on the other hand I was never clear what Biggs was doing to protect Luke besides being a target for Vader for a few more seconds.

I don't know babe, should I wear the black space Nazi uniform or the white space Nazi uniform? :D

dress

uniform

First Bix was tortured, then she was almost raped, what's next?

I'm surprised they care more about "muh SA" than the fact that Bix's life in this show has been nothing but suffering pretty much the whole time

You'd think fending off and killing a guy who was trying to rape you would be like a power fantasy for women. Seems like only the male feminists are mad for brownie points

It was too brutal and uncomfortable for a power fantasy.

brutal

I wouldn't even call it sexual assault, it was more like quid pro quo sexual harassment

He tried to force her after she refused his blackmail.

More rape. I'm with the guy in Blazing Saddles. I like rape.

The Avenger having a cockpit that has a staircase to the cockpit and can fit like 5 people is a little weird. It doesn't seem that much bigger than a regular tie fighter cockpit

Reminder they recast Jimmy Smits and got Benjamin Bratt as Bail Organa. There was no filming conflict they must have replaced him for touching cast members.

GOD NU WARS SUCKS SO MUCH I WISH THEY'D JUST LET IT DIE

*watches the newest slop and continues to talk about it in the designated shill thread like a good little piggy*

Reminder that Disney keeps making this garbage because (You) keep watching it.

b-but I pirated i-

You're still engaging with it and keeping it relevant by being here, which is what they want. Quit it.

Shit, that's lame they recast him

show that has rape in it as an actual cast member raping other cast members

fucking pottery

I miss him

What's the lore explanation for Bail looking like a weird mexican man for a weekend before Rogue One then turning back to Smits?

He actually kinda looks enough like him here for me to just ignore the recast.

Unironically Andor is OT-adjacent so it's fine, I'm not watching anything that's in any way connected to the ST.

Andor is OT-adjacent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Episode 1: Andor Season 1
Episode 2: Andor Season 2
Episode 3: Rogue One
Episode 4: A New Hope
Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode 6: Return of the Jedi

i just dont understand why andor stands out as the only star wars show that isn't irredeemable infantile low budget fan-fic slop. why was this show allowed to be mature and every other single show is blatant iconoclasm of the franchise?

Unironically being racist makes recasting easier. The dude they got to play young Lando looks nothing like him, but being racist makes supending disbelief easy as shit.

I want to see Bix get completely mindbroken by the imperials
Maybe they'll tie her down and execute rebels in front of her or something like that

Wonder what the second arc will be about. This one was just

Andor steals Tie Fighter and goes to Yavin to meet with shithead rebels

Mon Mothma's daughter's wedding

Refugee farming and hiding from the empire

Cereal and Dedra living together

because kathleen kennedy greenlit it at the very end and assumed it would be shit nobody would watch and allowed the creatives to have full control with no oversight. that's why they got away with putting "rape" and "shit" in the show.

She's probably going to snap, become a violent rebel and then die. Pretty sure that imperial officer is the first person she's ever killed

Third arc is confirmed to be the Ghorman Massacre, I'm assuming the introduction of K2SO will be in arc 2 and arc 4 will be closely tied to Rogue One.

Skeleton Crew that they made for actual children was actually one of their better shows.
Based on how that, early Mandolorian, and Andor are the only decent ones, the pattern seems to be the less Disney expects from it and thus the less they meddle with it, the better the show.

when they announced this show they made it like K2SO was going to be in season 1, now he's barely going to be in before it's over

Yeah, yeah, they're really raking in the cash from me calling it shit. I'm sure each post I make inspires dozens of people to sign up for Disney+. Hell, that post you just made? That caused 14 subscriptions, maybe even 15. Are you proud?

checked and correct

I don't know why anyone gives a fuck. Jimmy Smits probably has some serious form of cancer given how different he looked in Obi-Wan. The man legitimately probably can no longer convincingly play Bail.

hes marchin onward

Cinta is going to kill Vel, I'm pretty convinced of it

Will Star Wars Theory finally have a gamer moment on stream and say the N word after he sees they got rid of a Lucas-cast actor?

My poo wife wouldn't do such a thing

They aren't even going to do anything major. Mark my words. They kept their faggotry to a bare minimum in season 1 and I doubt they want that to be a major thing talked about after the Acolyte.

I don't know why you don't think it's fanfic slop. This shit is practically just "What if Kyle Katarn was Spanish and kinda shitty at his job?" with a self-serious tone. Plus they're name dropping shit all the time just for the youtubers to make cringe lore videos about. Does that shit just go under your radar?

But people who like Andor like that kind of drama

I think Tony Gilroy has said before that he doesn't really even care about Star Wars that much. He's just doing his own thing and it seems like Lucasfilm mostly just left him alone to do whatever he wanted with this show. If it didn't have a Star Wars coat of paint it could pretty much still work even as like a Bourne type spy show set in modern times.

"Andor is Star Wars for adults"

I watch the show

It's the same baby shit but the word "rape" is used ONCE

Wow. Real adult stuff.

I don't understand why that fag is so touchy about Andor. He should just stick to the CGI cartoons that are always the same Saturday morning cartoon slop.

bro why does the replacement look more like bail than the actual bail actor?

The only real thing "adult" about it is that kids would absolutely find this show really boring.

seems executives paid attention this time

adult men having crying fits and wont show this show to their daughters over that sexless scene

they have no issue showing them ROTJ which has literal sex slavery with skin showing

I really liked season 2 so far however the first 6 minutes of episode 1 is really fucking boring and didn't add anything to the plot at all it was so pointless literally who fucking asked literally who fucking cares grueling minutes that made everyone fucking stop watching

Honestly all the talk about them being there illegally went right over my head because it's fucking Star Wars and the Empire are always just the bad guys. If there was some anti closed borders shit in there I didn't even notice it.

Probably the best action scene in nuWars for me really. Rarely do I think these newer set pieces are exciting. The pirate space chase in Mando S3 nearly put me to sleep

Here's a question, why the fuck are they still in Imperial space at all?

At first I thought they were on Dantooine. Also, the rebels in this show in general are pretty fucking retarded

This is true though they're not selling Andor to-

uhh no check the time stamps the action happens after 6 minutes and is cool, the first 6 minutes is shit.

Why did they say rape? why not invent a star wars word for rape like dank farrik.

he tried to chicken jockey me!

According to a leak Mon Mothma uses the word "Fuck" uncensored in this season. Cassian's mom did the same in Season 1 but it was removed by Disney, this is being left in unless it gets changed.

he tried to maclunkey me

Some anons here like the fat lady with the dump truck though

using real curse words makes no sense because why wouldn't other characters from other movies use them if they exist? why wouldn't mando say fuck instead of dank?

According to a leak Mon Mothma uses the word "Fuck" uncensored in this season.

Why can't they just let the poor woman be dignified like she's supposed to be?

fuck

shit

rape

Star Wars?

i wish i was a engineer refugee hunted by the emperors racist government, that aryan goddess falls for

i doubt that true.

Saw lists "human cultists" in this rant in season 1. I don't know why human cultists would oppose the Empire, but they're out there.

dude she looked like a literal ogre lmao

For now she's going to have a foul mouth, sell her daughter to gangsters and get fucking smashed at her daughter's wedding. When she cuts her hair short is when she'll be all difnified and serious like she is in RotJ

Who even are these people? I didn't recognize any of the refugees but Bix and the fat guy who dies

which anons here? can you name them?

Obviously you're not into new beauty standards

The palestinian is the one who threw the bomb in the last season finale, his father got tortured to death. There was also a black woman with them, but she's nowhere to be seen in this season. I guess they didn't want her doing farm work.

Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous, from the top of my mind.

The girl is a local. The black kid is the one whose dad got killed I think? I don't know, I was kind of hoping to never see any of these Ferrix people ever again after season 1.

can the five members of the audience come forward and reply to this post then?

Oh that was the pipe bomb kid?

They need a whole arc dedicated to finding someone to make the rebel pilot suits

So uh...

The prototype TIE Fighter doesn't have any sort of tracking? Here I was thinking the Empire would be interested in that sort of thing. Maybe you can chalk it up to carelessness/cockiness?

Frak was taken by BSG

X-Wings WHEN? The one parked at Saw's base in S1 doesn't count

For as much as Imperial space sucks non-Imperial space is worse and has a lot more rape

They're going to get REAL mad when Bix is so mind broken she suicide bombs some imperial factory or something

Good men the lot of ‘em

That's the part that's really bothering me

The show moved the timeline up to four years before Ep 4. I haven't gone back and looked at what's supposed to take place in the next four years but they have seven episodes to bridge the gap between idiots hiding in the woods to professional military fighting the empire in open war

Well at least in ANH the Yavin 4 base is pretty small. In ESB the Rebels seem to have grown a lot so maybe it's not until the Death Star got blown up that they got more organized and more people wanted to join?

I rolled my eyes at the illegal farm labor
Using the exact phrase "energy independence" during the Imperial meeting was a bit more egregious

Imagine, just imagine being Snyder right now

muh wheat

I completely forgot about this absolute trash. Snyder and Netflix really thought they had gold on their hands

Using the exact phrase "energy independence" during the Imperial meeting was a bit more egregious

Yeah, this sucked ass

that's a non issue tbհ

These two are based. Their scenes mog everyone else

AAAAHHHH

they literally spell it out for you retard, he was supposed to give it to some other guy who knows how to fly it, you're not going to send in your ace to steal a TIE, you use an expendable retard, that's how car thieves do it irl, the nigga doing the wiring is long gone the second he finishes his job and some other bozo drives the car to a drop off

They both make the Rebellion seem absolutely unhinged. They just killed one of their best friends just because he asked for a couple bucks. Now I don't feel like Mon even gave a shit about the Bothan spies when she acted all sad about them

I laughed at these scenes because Mon still hasn't fucking realized how deep in the shit she is now after the payroll theft
When she figures out he's going to have her friend straight up murdered because he's no longer useful her reaction is actually genuinely well acted (the cherry on top being this is literally at the wedding she's selling her daughter to a crime lord in)

Hairline kino

sell off daughter to a crime lord

let friend who just got divorced get killed because he's a nuisance

get absolutely smashed at daughter's wedding

I'm starting to think this Mon Mothma lady is a real jerk

And we haven't even met the Organas yet

That one guy looks like 70s Paul McCartney.

Ghorman front, since they will be used to do a false flag attack by Empire

The Empire's Teams/Slack threads seem like a blast

the hutts ofc

Right winger aliens slinging spice are right wing?

i still have no clue why they want that dude dead, i forgot everything about it from the s1, did he lend her money or what?

Is the "No Russian" thing just something YouTubers came up with or did Lucasfilm officially say there's going to be a "No Russian" scene?

Mon needed a lot of money to finance the early rebellion
It turns out she had to embezzle that money and needed a way to cover up the transactions, so she asked a friend to help. He spent a lot of money fixing things and let her know just before the wedding that it was done and how much it had cost him personally to do this favor for the rebellion

Throughout the original 6 movies, the EU, the cartoons and now Disney Wars, Mon Mothma seems responsible for the deaths of a lot of fucking people

thanks anon

To be fair she's literally the only actual political representative of the Rebellion we ever see in the movies (they never explain what Leia is to the rebels)

because he's a nuisance

But that's false.

I'm starting to think this Mon Mothma lady is a real jerk

Well that's basically reason why Yularen and Tarkin sticked with Sheev, rather than some oldfag senators

Luthen brought in Mon's childhood friend Tay, a crooked banker, who is sympathetic to the rebellion cause, to embezzle the armory's payroll. Luthen is going to whack him, and Mon can't do anything about it because hahaxd good must prevail.

I'll add that he was low key threatening Mon that he needs to be rewarded for helping her. But he has also gone off the rails after breaking up with his wife. He's a drunk now, so even if they get pay him off, he's unpredictable and might still fuck it for the rebellion

The leader of a violent revolution... was responsible for people dying?

his own profits suffered cos of the rebellion stuff, he's not loyal to the cause

Feel a bit disappointed so far desu. Some kino stuff like the tie fighter escape scene, mon mothma wedding ceremony worldbuilding and evil empire meetings, but big guys death felt too random for me, he just runs away and ends up dead wtf was that

Hope it gets better otherwise this will be a very mediocre season

morons on yavin 4 - pure filonislop
rebel moon copy - shit
tie prototype - fun
krennics wannsee meeting - KINO
syril and space gestapo mommy - KINO
wedding - absolute CINEMA

Biggs Darklighter is a right-winger and a hero of capitalism
youtu.be/BBp6PEHV_MU?si=NjC0JEojfeLqHxvi&t=193

What good's all your uncle's work if the Empire takes it over?...You know they've already started to nationalize commerce in the central systems...it won't be long before your uncle is just a tenant, slaving for the greater glory of the Empire.

Unironically the Gungans.

Because right wing means you want low taxes and small government.
Left wing means you want high taxes and big government.

Empitre = left wing utopia = right wing hell

orthodox mandalorians

tatooine was ukraine this whole time

so much makes sense now

krennics wannsee meeting - KINO

English please.

Didn't they died out in TCW?

I havent watched any of s2 yet, i've been on holiday and Anon Babble was down.
Is it still kino and not too "star wars" with space sorcerers and big name characters?

from nature obviously
or cloned Jedi hatchlings

That scene made no sense and it did a terrible job of trying to convey a message.

uhh I'm hurt

Mon:oh my god...im so shock... i have no idea

EC Henry and The Bread Circus. also Generation Tech, his andor videos are mostly pretty good when he doesn't get too preachy

gilroy said that sheev isnt appearing