Black Snape

it’s gonna be a proper trainwreck all right and i’m here for it

So this Yakub bulb head looking motherfucker falls in love with a little white girl in the 60's, gets bullied by a gang of white Chads in the 70's then joins a white supremacist rape and torture gang in the 80's? Anybody seeing any problems with this?

there was a thread the night the board went down with someone claiming to be an hbo employee and they confirmed this, if you believe them

but it could work

Kek

I have a bad feeling about Snape

you know, he's a mutt

Rowling is trolling the whole world in ways it shouldn't be possible

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Nice to see they've changed it from 900 seconds cancer to 120 seconds x infinity cancer

Some anon said Harry will be some mystery meat in this show and that Snape does fucks Lilly and everyone thinks he may be the real father. But James Potter is also black and the real father in the end.

You're basically offering your kid up to be molested when you name him Gay Son

Why does this TV series need to exist? It's just a straight retelling of the books? The movies accomplished that perfectly (with no forced cultural Marxist bs no less)

idk i feel like if you grew up in a white country you're white

People who don't see anything wrong with recent body-snatching character-assassination are the problem.
Velma?
April O'neil?
Ariel?
Aqua Man?
Spider Man?
Doctor Who?
Now Snape?
Here comes double 'o seven, a homosexual black female
Ugh, the blue fairy from pinnochio looks like that? Hit her with the ugly stick.
Snow white? Nah it's about some divisive brown whore screeching about Palestinian arabs

Let me tell you about the jews.

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You answered your own question. To pave over it with more marxist trash. You can't have all white main characters in current year. It might wake you up that England used to be white.

It's actually Rowling's legacy, before chuds shifted left and started praising le based blacks and Rowling for hating troons, Rowling was detested for being a raceswapping leftist who wanted as many browns and homosexuals in the Harry Potter universe as possible, only troons weren't allowed

black man abuses child because he's a cuck

In what world does that works?

I can tell your MIND hasn't been sufficiently FREAKED

why do it always have to be black people, if you want to race swap someone in England, why not make them Indian?

Why do you want to race swap at all? Why is it always race or sexuality that is the highlighted features? Why not, oh I don't know, the character can speak French, or can play the banjo, or enjoys wood carving? Why do you never see fictional characters engaging in their hobbies or interests or cooking or cleaning which exchanging dialogue, but it's important for you to see them busting crust?

entertainment has taken a turn for the worse.
Even music is essentially unregulated lawless shit with drug pushers making death threats, outfitted in every gemstone known to man & out of touch sports vehicles.

They all swear fealty to secrecy whilst running their mouths, Golden toilets with stacks of noted cash. Disgusting rainbow teeth

This has worsened & intensified over the last 15 years, now saying anything with zero accountability or consequences. First recommended face on all advertisements, be it YouTube - Phone Apps - eBay - Streamer Services - Valve

Now they've developed an entitlement + expectation of this preferential treatment / Favoritism. All whilst our own women call my virgin poverty ass privileged & toxic

Pic related

Slitherin be like, We Wuz Blacks n Shiet

itt: triggered incels. every time

boong taking what isn't his annoys the people he's directly stealing from

other coon rushes to his aid and calls you names for defending what's yours

the movies left out a ton of what made the books special. the remake has lots of support

DEY HEEYA

making the bitter asshole gigasimp black

wants to teach defense against the DARK arts

kind of based imo

A'ight kids lizzen up, this here be called a bike lock

I actually respect them for keeping African names instead of trying to appropriate Whiteness by naming selves John Washington or Monique or something.

every time something suspicious is going down, the kids always assume Snape is responsible until proven otherwise.

Maybe the nigger in OP post is right, this could work.

LEAKED SCRIPT: James Potter takes Snape in the bussy, Lily bullies Snape but loves James, Lily and James' parents know about their relationship, but push for marriage to keep up appearances, Snape is resentful against Lily

But wait if James is pottering Snape who got Lily preggo?

Jeffrey Dahmer

Have these fucking idiots done anything in the last 10 years NOT designed to cause controversy and shovel race
/gender socialism down everyone's throats like Homer being fed donuts in Hell (minus of course, the part where anyone likes it)?

why haven't sworn ideological enemies done anything GOOD for me?! :(

Black people in the States have white names because most people took their former master's last name. Having none of their own. All the Jaquonrious nonsense is recent in the last couple decades because they've stopped trying to integrate and have been "reclaiming" authentic black culture (tribal warfare, hair-trigger honor killings, and assorted other anti-civilizational behaviors)

SPOILERS: Because of the school reputation was at stake, Dumbledore asked Hagrid to put his big fat peepee into Lily
You don't know this from the start though, it's kind of a miniplot where they first make you think Dumbledore is Harry's father

Won’t be watching even a second of this feces.

3/4 are african names

Yes, British names.

BICYCLUS PILFERIO!

black potions master

the students are going to hit him up for some crack

all those amerimutts that keep saying "wait hes black how can he be the one who gets cucked?"

he is also hot af

Makes zero sense

How are you going to call this ashy guy greasy

How can you call his coarse wool lanky and palliative

How can his squashed giant negro snout be called a hook nose

All things central not only to Snapes appearance but his character, since these are the source of bullying and his nicknames

Like it's not going to have an extremely weird fucked up vibe when James and Remus and Sirius hoist Black Snape into the air like they're lynching him

It's just a stupid and ironically extremely racist casting

Pallid not palliative
Stupid fucking "corrections"

Ayo we wuz magicians an sheeit.

just go The Lord of the Bling route and make everyone black to make it a blaxploitation comedy

It has been done before

inb4 james bullied snape because he was black

sniggulus snape

Yeah because completely changing characters’ races is so special and true to the books right?

Alan Rickman was also not like book snape at all and everyone loved his performance. go be a miserable racist somewhere else

tfw the voice actor was irl Uncle Ruckus but now he's too old and lost weight

Paapa Essodo is pretty much as famous as Alan Rickman so I’m sure he will be beloved too. He definitely was hired for his legendary acting and not just his skin color.

What’s your favorite Paapa flick since you’re not racist and have watched them?

I was hoping more drama from JKR, what a disappointment she has been for this

If he's good in the role, cool. If he's not, it'll be the 1000000th bad casting decision I've watched recently. I don't care about his skin. I care about a thrilling experience. Why pro directors and pro actors of all races make horrible bullshit is a larger issue.

Harry being black too makes this such a clusterfuck

be black growing up without a father

go to new school, see young black male as a teacher and male role model in front of you, you both a minority in 1990s England

for some reason get a bad vibe from him the first time you see him at the feast

”I hate him and he hates me!”

Very natural progression of events

both a minority in 1990s England

this could be different in the wizard world but black muggleborns would be rare

go back

ok, we need to mandatory race swap a major character, who do we pick?

I know, the character specifically described as being "pale as bone" who literally lives in a basement and gets no sunlight

I knew modern execs were retarded but not this retarded.
I'm guessing the sole reason they did this, is so when we get the flashbacks they can insert some politics about "wow, back then harry's dad and co were racist as fuck, good thing now hogwarts is inclusive".
Either that, or dismiss harry's concerns when he thinks he's evil as prejudice. Unless Harry is a jeet.

As hard of a decision that must've been for them, it will all be worth it if they make Harry and especially Hermione black or brown. Since those two both end up with Weasleys

White guy Tom Riddle will murder the entire wizarding world to gain supreme power

Other white people join him and die for him because ???

Very natural progression of events

Brits

make Voldemort black

acquire Uncle Tom Riddle

Now that you mention it, it could be viewed as an analogy for immigration. The Weasleys are a "resident" wizarding family. Hermione is a muggleborn outsider. Harry has magic blood but was raised as an outsider. Interesting.