The funeral starts in about 30 minutes, tune into your news station and post any kino moments.
Pope Francis Funeral - Gamethread
source? whats this about?
why are popes always boomers? the first pope was a young man and had a long reign. there still hasn't been a pope with a reign as long since, cuz they keep picking boomers.
OH N-
This is what Jesus envisioned when he named Peter the foundation of his church.
I think it just takes that long to hit max level cardinal in the hierarchy
Vatican isn't a democracy, so they can't rely on another election fixing the mistake. You elect an incompetent pope in his 50s and you're pretty much stuck with him for at least two to three decades.
it takes a long time to become a cardinal and a young pope would stay on the throne for too long
Where else is a thread supposed to be made for this gigantic event if not Anon Babble? Certainly am not discussing it on fucking Anon Babble and Anon Babble no one posts there
No, this is
c*tholics have NOTHING this kino
As much as I despise Joel Osteen, it's a completely different atmosphere. Joel's flock give out of enthusiasm. The Pope's idol praying flock give out of duty.
you are like little baby, watch this
remember this kino?
DADDY TRUMP
How will Trump steal the spotlight in the event?
where/how to watch online?
pleasewaitawhilebeforemakingapost
imagine still believing in fairytales when science exists
It's absolutely boring as shit. If something happens you'll be the first to know I promise.
im bored as fuck already so i dont care
OOHHHH HE'S HURT
based hoodie wearing cardinal
And it just went from bad to worse. Now everything's in Italian or whatever and they're not even translating it.
kwab
how can it go from bad to worse?
the pope's already dead.
Well meaning now it's boring and confusing.
THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS
dei black American woman out of nowhere
Already decayed wasn't very saintly some saints have been laying for years
saints decay like everyone else
why are they seasoning him?
catlics don season dey popes
tfw your kids have to skip eating another week so you can donate to your reverend who donates it to israel
The megacardinal tapping his mic was pretty cute.
What is with niggers and saying well everyone's like that. No you're just a dark big nose pic related the role you were meant to play
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Who is Anon Babble backing for next Pope? I think Zuppi looks cool.
Ranjith for maximum world ending seethe
oh well the church checked and they were totally incorrupted under their wax masks and stuff
uh huh
I bet the church says that the wine literally turns into jesus' blood too
Post your favourite Francis heresy
One of the things that has impressed me most about the young people here is your capacity for interfaith dialogue. This is very important because if you start arguing, “My religion is more important than yours...,” or “Mine is the true one, yours is not true....,” where does this lead?
All religions are paths to God. I will use an analogy, they are like different languages that express the divine. But God is for everyone, and therefore, we are all God’s children. “But my God is more important than yours!”. Is this true? There is only one God, and religions are like languages, paths to reach God. Some Sikh, some Muslim, some Hindu, some Christian
Anon Babble is a Robert Sarah board
Based Pope. Triggered zios, neocons and conservacucks. May he rest in peace.
They've had them on display before. I don't even care for the Catholics and think the Vatican is an affront to the Lord cause they wouldn't hand over the riches of Christ came to their door they'd just call him a schizo and fuck more boys, but there have been people throughout history who have shown slower levels of decay and this is well documented heathen
Lol, wtf? Did that orange fruitcake just seat himself in front of everyone else? Lol lmao, very disrespectful.
I bet the church
Oh so you don't know it's funny how kikes have this habit of outting themselves. Evil tends to do that through its ugliness and ignorance
Indian here, Francis was based because he knew the White """""""man"""""""'s place.
there are corpses who decay more slowly because they're kept in an airtight glass case, and they still decay anyway
believing in incorruptibility as anything other than mundane worldly preservation is just believing in magic
denounce the torah
A Jew in a thread about Catholics that doesn't believe in magic. It's like all you people do is lie amazing stuff I get why you like to employee Indians in your company cause shit clumps together.
heaven will ban whatever you ban, and allow whatever you allow
deal with it
y-you're a joo!
you're really giving up this quickly?
Why would I do that the Torah is just the first five stories. I'll denounce the Talmud which you will not cause you serve evil
When evil speaks it has a way of tripping itself as you already have. You know what you do is wrong yet you chose to do so anyway this is why your physiognomy is lacking as it reflects the soul. There's a reason your kind were put on shoes you are to be stepped on
truly accept Christ
all my worries slip away as I know God has triumphed and one day the Kingdom of Heaven will come
no longer hate people because their sins and errors make no difference to the outcome
Feels so good bros
It all works out every eye in in the triangle of the spirit boxes of understanding you're gonna make it friend the father loves you
Zuppi is an awful fucking lib.
Ranjith is actually quite based.
Sarah is cool too.
Pizzaballa is my pick because he's got some magic around him. It feels like God is with him. I'd also accept Muller or Erdo.
Where did he get the glasses from They Live? And why is he wearing them?
Demon hunting glasses
Considering that sermon they just gave praising Francis' liberal policies, I'm going to guess they want another liberal.
ok which one of you jokers ganked the pope while Anon Babble was down? fess up and you might be forgiven
the vote for new pope should be streamed
the last two US presidents were also way too old, Bill Clinton is around their same age and he was president fucking 30 years ago. Greedy boomers need to stop hoarding all the power and let people who are not senile yet step up to the top positions, having everything run by weak oldfags is ridicolous
I wish I could be more accepting of evangelical types as surely they aren't all scam artists, but they just always rub me the wrong way.
they aren't all scam artists
they are though
why was netanyahu the only leader to not send condolences
It kinda is, with the black smoke, white smoke.
Pietro stood out to me in a big list I saw on the news. I predicted he’d win, and I think so more after seeing him at the top of a smaller list.
A good pope can't do much, but a bad pope can really fuck things up. Therefore you shouldn't make someone pope who will be alive for a long time, in case they're terrible
Israel's foreign ministry sent some condolensces but they were later revoked. I guess that Francis asking them to stop bombing children made him an evil antisemite
This is as far from kino as anything can ever get, you fucking peasant.
catholics' entire theology hings on the political views of some elderly faggots voted in by a bunch of other elderly faggots that were appointed by the last guy
they think this entire process is divinely ordained
lmao even
meanwhile protestants
i don't get why heads of state that aren't Catholic are acknowledging Francis's death. he's a religious leader. theoretically, he should have nothing to do with a political leader unless they're of the same religion.
remember the times we're in, it's gonna be the token black guy, regardless of views and stances
pope communist fuck francis was voted in during the twilight of semi-normal times, we in clown world now.
I kinda like this song. Someone should alert Anon Babble
any body prepared for a wake is stuffed full of chemicals, it's basically human taxidermy, yeah no shit it doesn't decompose
catholicucks might have fooled medieval peasants but the only people you fool now are room temperature south americans and africans
If you don't support trans rights, you are not my Pope
politically speaking he's the head of state of the holy see which is a sovereign country
It's just a shitalian tourist attraction
Oh yeah this is a good follow up. I hope Anon Babbles on this.
this is just like the eurovision threads
So Anon Babble was reborn with the pope's funeral? Yeah whatever.
The Church can influence elections in any christian nation if they wanted
applauding at a funeral
Do yuros really?
technically vatican could participate in the eurovision song contest if they wanted to
Ranjith or Sarah
this is as exciting as attending an actual funeral
Rest in piss traitor
Is it ok to have popcorn for sitting down to watch this? I think popcorn has got too much metaphorical baggage now meaning like "I want to watch a train wreck" but it should be considered neutral, for watching a spectacle. Watching a 2 hour event why not
Where is Robert Sarah? He's a legitimate candidate as well and also as based as Erdo.
Based and Sarahpilled. We desperately need a hardline conservative pope to compensate for the last decade.
why would god set it up like this with 20 guys with different views and a bunch of other guys deliberating which type of views are the best for the moment. If it's gods laws why doesn't the holy spirit strike a tree with lightning over the one guy so a branch falls but misses him and everyone would just know 'this is the guy'
blue suit at a funeral
WTF?
The church is very heavily involved in diplomacy and trying to resolve international conflicts, the Pope meets with politicians and world leaders all the time.
They're seriously going to eleg a niger pop aren't they?
But there aren't any outside of Africa?
He's a narcissistic retard, what did you expect?
He should wake up like Jesus and take back control of the govermnt
God doesn't see color in His faithful.
the first pope was a young man
no he wasn't
catholic church is the biggest church in the usa
22% of americans are catholic
Cardinal Dolan
33 IS YOUNG
...he's right behind me, isn't he?
is that alex jones
I thought the windows were troonjaks
Protestants, evangelicals and Mormons seethe at the aesthetic superiority of the Catholic
orthodoxbros ww@
So they just took his body in an F-150?
Not even an F-150! They just took his body in a pickup. I guess was that intentional? Like the whole poor thing?
Friendly reminder that if hell is real, the Pope is absolutely down there
Yahweh doesn’t tolerate blasphemy
they called an uber to pick up his body
If it's not in the old testament, it's fanfiction
Most of those verses are NT, but I’m not surprised you don’t know which books are OT or NT. I’m pretty sure the 10 commandments are binding, and the Bible consistently says things like witchcraft (or praying to dead people) is bad
The instruction manual is pretty clear
I hope the nigger becomes pope for maximum christcuck humiliation
your friend that helped you move a mattress
word of god
english
There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD. And because of these abominations the LORD your God is driving them out before you.
Praying to saints isn't mentioned
there's never been a baby boomer pope, and if they elected a young one, there never will be
the Pope got surrogacy banned in Italy because he said it was immoral
Unfortunately the non-white candidates were all just media hype, the two top candidates are white (well, shitalian) chuds
one who inquires of the dead
Goddamn, I know the Bible is boring as fuck, but you guys really hate reading it
high income fertility treatment only whites can afford
lifeline for the preservation of the white race
oh no, le whites will breed more than le browns, ban this evil technology le immediately
Thank you, rabbi Yeshua
The idea of a "saint" itself is not biblical. In the New Testament the term "saint" simply refers to a Christian and not anything more specific.
Aren't the popes voted on by cardinals? If the dei hires are also cardinals, and they make up the majority, I doubt they'd vote for the chudcels.
Why did they put on a clan uniform?
I hear ol sleepy joe is attending, should be good for cringe kino as he sleeps through most of the funeral and tries to sniff alter boys
Bro, JD killed him. Like, come on
'Inquires of the dead' means ouija board type shit, you can literally figure this out from the context of what I quoted
The next pope should be black
Like when you pray to Saint Whosawhatsit to find your lost car keys?
I don't pray to saints, just pointing out that the image is retarded
Any AI of him rising from the corpse and floating with the rag on his face like a BooOOOooo
Always get a kick out of this thing, it's like that lascivious undulating wall from Devil's Advocate
Basically they have these "vatican insiders" who leak rumors and gossip about which cardinal wants to vote for who, and the general feel of who's gonna get voted in.
How do I become the pope?
SAR BE REDEEMED
I appoint you, Peter, my Eternal Janny.
As long as he's Catholic this time I don't really care what color he is.
I bet that he died on easter sunday but they bumped it forward to easter monday or if he did indeed die on easter monday all his staff were praying for the doctors to keep it up just long enough to hit monday