Alien Earth new teaser

You halfwits lap up pure dog shit as long as it has some IP attached to it. You halfwits are why everything is shit now. I hate you.

I just want it to have good characters and a good story. They don't need to keep shoving the xeno into our faces. Yes we know the xeno will be there, but the rest of it is what matters.

It's not a trailer again but shows a new alien and looks like promethus

still no David

They're really building up to another AvP aren't they? The MCU was a mistake, AvP was just a thing, no one needed a decade of hype and two dozen setup movies to make it

Will she meet Cailee?

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He’s not in it, the series ignore prometheus covenant

they're just gonna keep raping alien and predator movies into the dirt arent they?

Promotheus series is biggest blueball

Prometheus ends hinting David and Shaw will go on an adventure

kills Shaw offscreen

turns David into a villain

Covenant ends with David experimenting on the humans

What's the point of cliffhanger baiting?

Where did you get this video of me?

no her cailee and noomi will be meeting me in the human breeding chambers

Very based. Gives me hope this will be way better than it appears

It's because Ridley never had a fully fleshed out idea for where the story was going, and connecting it to Alien was idiotic since it obviously was never going to fit. Prometheus and Covenant could have been sooo much better if not pretending to be prequels.

Friendly reminder. FYI picrel

It's shame, think Shaw was probably strongest Ripley-esque character. The short haired woman from Covenant and the other from Romolus are extremely forgettable

cronenbergian

I hope i don't have to update the comfy guide again

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these two are the same
why are results different

Just like everything they made nowadays it's going to fucking suck

first one had monster mixed in

Interesting anomaly, I will collate with the Science Officer.
What mathematical model did you use?
Can I see your data sets?

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The guys robotman destroyed don't look exactly like the original engineers, maybe they're a second-gen offshoot like we are.

Because ridley scott & TPTB are just making shit up as they go along. there is no canon no bible no continuity just one convoluted mess with each movie adding more questions and mess to the franchise.

wait a moment...

what are other aliums

As soon as you discard scientific rigor, you're no longer a mathematician, you're a numerologist.

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When will they include the other factions and companies rather than constantly act like weyland yutani controls all of humanity?

I can't wait to see how awful and shot in Canada it looks!

post-credit scene

Peter Weyland is a kid in the 1940s

He's playing with a blonde kid

"Hey, it's my turn...David"

Screen cuts to black

Prometheus will return

WHAT XENO GON DO?

Thanks mr. marketer.

I'll pirate the first season but I'm not paying for shit because I don't want to create the illusion of a market demand for it.

WY is nostalgia bait and no one wants a lore dump in aliem slasher movie

yeah I'd like to see some seegson synths in a proper movie.

But fuck all the new corporations and governments that they brought in with the Alien RPG. That shit is all autism.

What the fuck is this? Where is Earth?

Marketing campaign teasing around the actual aliens

You know damn well there will be 0 fucking alien in the show besides mentioning them. It will be one of those boring unnecessary stretched talking bs slop with muh alien hinted (just wait for it SOON, SEASON FINALE WE PROMISE!!) until they decide to jump the ship in panic mode and the show gets cancelled season 2 when it was about to come.

What we need is more Space Jockey

Space CHICKEN Jockey

In sol sector ya dingus

What the fuck is this? Where is Earth?

0,0 on the map. It says SOL right on it.

Faggots