/who/ Doctor Who general - spoilers edition

Press embargoed spoilers from the last episode of the finale:

The Doctor meets up with Susan eventually right near the end.
Conrad, who everyone thought was dead shoots her with a lazer gun just as she is going in for a hug with her grandfather.
He smiles, there is a close up on his mouth and a gold tooth that glints briefly before he chuckles and runs off.
Susan is dying in the Doctors arms.
He cries.
Belinda reminds him he still has some regeneration energy left, as seen in Lux.
Doctor says if he does that he won't be able to bi-regenerate any more, but it is worth it to save his granddaughter.
He gives Susan some regeneration energy and she regenerates into the actress Chloe Annette.
The Master bi-regenerares from Conrad, he is Russel Tovey, now.
At the start of the credits it says "The Whoiniverse will return in UNIT: The War Between Land and Sea."
After the credits there is a short scene where the Doctor asks Susan what she is doing for Christmas then the caption comes up "The Doctor and Susan will return in Christmas With a Penguin.

Here's your new "something for the dads".

Somehow MILF Annette looks a billion times hotter than she did in Crime Traveller and Red Dwarf.

Fake leaks again because the real ones leaked weeks ago

Hi Russell. You're doing a terrible job

It makes no sense that Conrad would be the Master. The only bit of this 'leak' that I buy is

he cries

alex kingstons big juicy arse

It makes no sense that Conrad would be the Master.

Mrs Flood gave him the tooth, he's a host for the Master like the paramedic guy in the movie.

Krasko is a future incarnation of the Master.

Why the fuck are all the timelords bigenerating now? That was a special case caused by the Toymaker I thought.

the toymaker rewrote the laws of reality for every timelord past and future

The Toymaker says in the episode that he put the Master into the tooth.

youtu.be/DXDuuiBvMGU?si=cBzOK-Nsx6tO9-dL

the toymaker was surprised too. it's because the doctor invoked superstition at the edge of the universe and now everything is messed up.

Thanks Russell, but your fan-fiction is still shit.

I wish Jacobi had bigenerated and followed Simm around.

He’s still wandering around calling himself the Last of the Time Lords.

The Space Babies are 100% Time-Lords

The biggest??? is fucking Chloe Annette returning to acting just for Doctor who

You wound me.

I've done this before. 5 minutes, I will answer some questions asked reply to this post. No spoilers though (which includes confirming or denying if any spoilers out there are correct or not).

Where does the shit go from the Tardis toilet? Does it get ejected into the time vortex or is it recycled into Donna's Coffee machine?

not a Time Lord

knows there are others

The writing of this show is so good

Remember when the Doctor said he could sense other Timelords? Mrs Flood lived next door to Ruby and not once did his detector go off.

5 minutes

Oh dear, no questions in time, what a shame. :( Back to lurking. Hope you enjoy Saturday.

Wait what's this?

Where does the shit go from the Tardis toilet?

Its bigger on the inside.

they just dematerialise at the local gym, and clagg up the toilets

Mrs Flood has been avoiding actual contact with the Doctor since she suddenly knew exactly what a TARDIS was.

They should make an episode where they arrive in a universe where DW is a good show.

I tapped out after the timeless child shit happened, I doubt I'm going to pick it back up and watch everything but autistic screeching aside are there any actually good individual episodes since then worth watching, for jodie or shooty?

Fob watch

Lux

don't believe you Russell. by the way, I hate you and your fat gay welsh friends for raping the franchise since 2017

Depends what sort of episode you like.

Blue yonder is a good sci-fi one but if you want the full package go for the giggle. The Star Beast is a good one, but if things like gender politics make you unhappy, you're going to probably get rather grumpy about some bits, if you can take or leave that then you'll have fun.

Series 1 (they started the numbering again with Ncuti, just for the Americans) is mostly very good, but Space Babies is a bit cringe. Dot and Bubble and 73 yards are the most well writen episodes here.
Series 2 has been all good episodes so far, especially Lux, The Well and Lucky Day.

As far as the 13th doctor goes.... Well maybe watch the Fugitive of the Judoon (which shows Chibnall actually CAN write some good stuff if he tries) and the Flux shows he probably should have wrote it as serials the whole time as Yaz and Dan actually get character development (the Flux is OK and has some very kino moments, like Professor Jericho, but isn't as good as the show is now, due to a few issues with pacing and plotholes after the BBC gave him 2 less episodes than they agreed to before because of covid).

The episodes most worth watching from when RTD came back are:

Wild Blue Yonder

73 Yards

The Well

To a lesser extent I'd recommend Boom and Lucky Day.

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this is how Dr Who should sound.

bring back Jonathan Gibbs
use electronic music in Dr Who
reeeeeee

the deaf girl is cute tho desu

pity she sounds like she has down syndrome

Season 1 is mostly very good

Nah you’re just retarded

Imagine starting with Jodie or Ncuti as your first doctor.

it's the dark the future where chuds have finally won and became the dominant force in the dystopian machine started by leftist they have started systematically persecuting everyone, including jailing and killing people for having ever posted anything positive about woke content (anything with non-whites and queers that's not excplicitly negative about these topics) on the internet
after exterminating the entire leftist generation, leftism has seemingly gone extict, but the new generations of young people who never knew any other world than the chud dystopia are slowly starting to rebel, hiding in their own new version of the internet that is outside of chud survelliance and sharing any pre-chud world media that survived through those local indepndent networks and illegal USB's
in this world the Ncuti Dr Who period has become a cult classic (everyone still hates Whittaker and Tennant tho), with Space Babies in particular considered to be a metaphysical masterpiece

Mrs Flood will betray the new Rani