IT: WELCOME TO DERRY TRAILER #1

I get that you're butthurt for lots of reasons, but even niggers don't like to look at niggers.

oh my gosh white people smiling is so scary

ayo why them whities so evil

there's a noise... in the hallway... it chirps

yes

I CANT BREED

the urban american fears the high trust society

Sure, why not? King is pretty woke, and it shows all the time in his books.

theyre doing the same plot again but this time in the 50s

gotta figure out some way to squeeze some blood out of that stone I guess

come out ye black and trans

What’s your point? Stephen King has always been a lefty. In the book confirms that racial hatred is one of IT’s manifestations.

So it's a prequel-sequel, with all the same boring shit, but perhaps with more anti-white messaging and talky-talk scenes to fill for time. Hateful garbage slop confirmed.

it's like how rings of power implies there'll be various ethnic genocides through all races before the events of the hobbit

can't wait to see if they defeat Pennywise for good this time!

no underaged gangbang, no interest

I feel like this is just cloning Stranger Things, which is impressive since Stranger Things ripped off IT first.

We are two or three movies away from child gangbang kino

And a tranny genocide in star trek!

Will they discuss The Ritual of Chud?

Nah importing blacks and jeets is the genocide the blacks in movies is just a way to dull women and queers into accepting it

It's a thriller about how an alien form is trying to infiltrate themselves into a closed white people community and pass as a legitimate member of IT.
Of course IT would see autochthonous population as a threat

Wasn’t there a black kid in the group already? He became like a cop or something, right?

oh no no sophbros why is ourgirl not in?

This but unironically

third time's the charm!

Are you going to call Stephen King woke?

Yes.

Turtle mentioned

Deepest lore. That King would cocktease for decades then piss all over

Max becomes HBO Max

isn't this like the 50th rebrand now?
fucking project manager faggots at HBO

The books literally explain this and it'll probably feature in the show.

Wonder if it'll have the stiletto enema...

Worse, a librarian.

kids today

it's more that everyone was still calling it HBO Max and ignored the rebrand attempt, so they officially capitulated.

clowns are so 2010s...

The only thing I like about prequels adding negroes everywhere, same for Star Wars Universe

Derry

Huns seething right now

The Turtle isn't the only thing with enormous girth in Derry!

I'm talking about Big Ben's penis that he uses to fuck Beverly!

D E LE E T E

In the book confirms that racial hatred is one of IT’s manifestations.

I don't care if it's book accurate, I'm not gonna watch a tv series about niggers. You don't have to like it, I'm just asking you to understand where we're all coming from.

Enjoy your show!

I honestly think he just forgot about the Turtle while writing the original novel. just like he forgot what the fuck the main story was while he was writing The Stand.

To be fair, there’s a whole lot of book that the movies didn’t cover. Pennywise shows up as Rodan at one point, even.

You can actually see the record scratch in the guys brains when it dawns on them

yet another It adaptation/stranger things slop

what's wrong with this business

there's a whole lot of coke Stephen didn't snort up his nose left over too, perhaps they should make a show about that.

This is a Londonderry board.

this is a Derry Girls board

they should really do a cross-over

I’m not even sure what your point is there, but ok.

they don't show black people on the thumbnail

Every time

It has a scene where a guy stalks a faggot through a fair and throws him into a river, I can't imagine Derey being too cool with the brothers

ok guys, I just found out in this book that the secret to defeat It is that someone of us needs to go face to face to him and put his tongue inside your mouth while he does the same with your tongue and you both bite down each others' tongue

kek King was high as a kite.

Wel Me to IT Derry

what the FUCK did they mean by that

Soph is too naive to pick up on it until he smiles at her.

Stephen kings cocaine and child sex slaves aren’t going pay for themselves.

Kinda pointless since we already know Pennywise gets bullied to death.

Who cares when you're six feet beneath the ground.

And floating, I assume.

He quit cocaine.

It'll be funny in the future when historians will make papers about all the blatantly open white racism during this era

Unless they don't all die horribly to total eldritch horror in mundane form, this invalidates the entire point of the Losers.

Goddamnit culture circling the drainhole

stephen's book was so long and poorly edited because of him taking so much coke while writing it.
justifying a show by there being unfilmed material to adapt is equivalent to doing a show about leftover coke, as that is figuratively what the unfilmed material consists of.
hope that clarifies my comment.

Actually it's called لندنديري now

Because its a multidimensional ancient being that can manifest into anything but they went with muh racism muh blacks

lmao that's actually funny

Will they get the bird?

black family

Maybe I'll catch the next season instead ;)

if you thought it would be anything else from *HBO* you are a fucking tard

just something else i'll ignore aside from shitposting my hatred for it online k thnx

set in 1962 Maine

the premise is clearly this idyllic town exemplary of peak America is actually le bad because it's White, of course they're gonna have their chungus nigger victims/heroes

wtf but trump promised no more wokeness in my media

This is television. Not cinema you retard

It says 1962

see blackamoor nigger

closeup of face twisted into a screaming grimace

haunting rendition of back home in Derry starts playing

Is that chris chan?

why are there so many negroes in 1960s maine?

They'll probably be more aware of the jewish question in the future.

Doesn't this have the same stakes problem as the Dune Prequel show? Nothing is allowed to actually happen because we know when Pennywise is defeated.

Yes

this so much. The real villains are white males. What a surprise.

die cracker

anti fascist

lmao

very clever anon, you just got fired from your job at HBO.

Looks like the Stranger Things cast are all too old to continue and they just recast some (very young, they must be expecting multiple seasons) actors to replace them.

This nigga lookin' MOIST

Diz bizznezz

Yup, that's Stephen King black dialogue alright.

weird that it's antifascist and not racist
I guess all whites are fascists now?

I actually enjoyed Dune Prophecy in principle. It's a show about glowniggers glowniggering. The problem is that it's a spinoff. The conclusion of the story is already known, because the setting of Dune is a boring one where nothing is allowed to change for 10,000 years until Paul Atreides is born according to plan. You know who's going to win in the conflict from the first episode. It's so ironic that the IPs that get these shows greenlit are the reasons that they cannot be good.

should have been set during an earlier period

This looks like shit

Yeah, and that's why he sucks now

trailer really focused on the black family a bit much.

that would actually be kino and i'd actually watch the show if that was the case

I watches this