So did Vader just sit there waiting for like an hour? What did he do in there?
So did Vader just sit there waiting for like an hour? What did he do in there?
Vader: I have the higher chair now Obi-wan.
What did he do in there?
listen to the whining of the cringe manchildren nerds that are the star wars fanbase
worked on his line
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER...no that's not it...SUPRISE BITCHES...nah...WE WOULD BE HONORED IF YOU WOULD JOIN US...yeah that'll do
In his down time Vader likes to think about Padme and the things she used to make him do
He read The Holy Bible.
no, that was the Tie fighter squadron passing by
Browsed the space chans
Ate some crepes, drank some milk. Farted. Checked his messages. Farted again. Used concealing spray. Finally pushes button to summon dumbass rebels.
What boards?
The OT is full of extremely silly and convenient moments and never takes itself too seriously, which only makes the cult around it the more bizarre.
meditate
formulate plans for killing ewoks
activate internal mechanical prostate simulator
think about Padme
wonder where those kids ended up
LGBT and Anon Babble only.
So did Vader just sit there waiting for like an hour?
Yes.
What did he do in there?
Nothing. He listened, like nobody else did.
I love TESB, yet it has one of the most glaring plot holes in the history of them. I think it's better for it. Won't explain because fuck 'em. Watch the dang movie for real this time. Pay attention as soon as that logo zooms away. Good luck.
he was arguing on the Holonet about podracing
and absolutely seething because the sebulbachads were BTFOing his points and accusing him of being anakin skywalker, "the local boy"
then after he closed the browser he made plans to go to the IP and massacre the sebulbaposters
I see what you did there. I sure hope those kids are ok
lol
He tried to recall the story of Terminator 1 from beginning to end, scene by scene.
Probably looked at every page of the menu 5+ times even though he knew what he was ordering before getting there.
Nah
For me it’s the club sandwich. If they can’t even get that right I shan’t return
Seethe
OK OK here's the plan, you sit in the dining room alone...I'll get Han to change his clothes and give him a little tour. It'll take 45 minutes, an hour tops.
Ja.
Beat off into everyone else's napkins.
People used to be able to sit alone with their thoughts for extended periods of time before smartphones gave everyone tiktok brain
Chat, is this accurate?
Don't try the cloud sandwiches.
They gave me tibanna gas.
Largely no.
he played his 3ds
That's good! Part of a larger bowel movement. They help Force out the torpedoes.
Not really. People played with sticks. Sitting alone doing nothing has been a sign of something wrong in your head since time inmemorial.
Probably slept (nap) upright in his chair.
Vader famously could sleep anywhere as comfort was no longer a factor given his condition.
Ever hear of meditation?
Vader famously could sleep anywhere as comfort was no longer a factor given his condition.
So that's why Piett wasn't killed at the end of Empire.
He probably bantered with Boba
Meditation is for passives like Jedi
What did he do in there?
he contemplated his own suffering
He seethed, because that's his permanent state.
So that's why Piett wasn't killed at the end of Empire.
Explain plz. Who's Piett? He interrupt Vader's nap?
Can't spell Sith without shit.
Real creative George
Preparation H E double hockey sticks
underrated
He failed Vader, Vader previously threatened to murder him if he failed. Vader is either a liar or he fell asleep, then woke up really fast and forgot.
Look at the food, think about what Shmi used to cook for him, then seethe because he can get slop to his system via tubes.
It rhymes.
Can't spell Jedi without die
He got a good goon sesh in
Palpatine's original name was Cos Dashit, then Cos Palpatine, then retconned by soiboys into Sheev Palpatine.
Can't spell Jedi without die
Anakin is Satan confirmed (literally in the commentary by Lucas).
666
checked.
Can't spell it without DEI there, hence why it's all mystery meat alien diversity hires.
How does blud eat?
Black people. That's why you don't see any except Lando (the name of an ancient Pope) and he's nervous as fugg.
Starshit image
Irrelevant, time wasting question
Rinse and repeat every Starshit thread.
They should make a new parody called Starshit.
Rebel girly turd is chased by monstrous log
Shart Baiter appears
WHERE ARE THE PLUNGERS?
Do the same and accelerate.
Anon Babble of course. He's been enjoying the pirates of the caribbean dubs threads.
Ha, I do remember that guy. I think.
can Vader eat? Has he ever been to a dinner party before? Does he know what a dining room is?
Lord Vader, time for your liqidized food enema
NooOoOooOoOoo!!!
everyone knows ((((they)))) rigged that race
Does he know what a dining room is?
I got this one! The answer is "yes".
If they have X-wings on the base on Hoth, then why didn't they attack the walkers with X-wings?
He was making the Deal with Lando, Vader is only by himself in the room from the time Lando meets Han on the landing pad to when they are taken prisoner.
looking it up on wookiepedia doesn't count
So did Sephiroth just sit in the rafters for an hour while the one (1) person who could potentially prevent his master plan just sat there praying so that the Lifestream would help prevent itself from killing The Planet?
Ate a peaceful dinner with his helmet off?
The neighbor kids were borrowing them for their epic battles.
Vader has an entire room for meditating, it's where he spends most of his screentime in ESB...
neither of you dipshits know how to spell
Elder Scrolls Blades?
obiwan: luke is gone, yoda
yoda: no, there is another
vader: let's capture luke with bait
uses the other for bait
let's her go
A placemat coloring sheet perhaps, Lord Vader?
"..I will accept."
Fantastic. Uh, The Bespin Dorsia also accommodates for our differently abled sith Lords, so maybe a drink, too..with straw?
"So let it be done."
Perfect! I'll be back with crayons and a strawberry daiquiri.