Commercial success
Critical flop (2013-tier humor)
Superman (2025) Predictions
Box office below $700M.
50s on metacritic.
My favorite Superman comic is the Elseworlds where he lands in 1700s England and puts down the American Revolution single-handedly. He takes an Earth woman as his wife and she dies in childbirth, and his son also takes an Earth woman who dies in childbirth, and this keeps going until the present day when the analog to Clark Kent is born and DOESN'T kill his mother because his blood is so diluted that he's basically human and not Kryptonian.
It's Krypto, not Klepto.
just add a shitbull
Fuck your killer dog. Fuck you too. All shitbulls deserve to be mercilessly ran over by a truck.
internet hype but the trailers look dogshit, much like every other dcu project in the last 10 years
what's the Superman budget? Its gotta make probably 600-700m to guarantee a sequel right?
the trailer looked shit - it looked like the worst of pre-endgame marvel.
snyderfags are so homosexual they're lusting after a muscular dog
they want a dog who looks like it can fuck their wife
The budget was 450 million plus another 300 million for advertising
the fuck is wrong with pajeets man
pinnacle of canine physical form
cannot even breathe right
Lmao
If Superman was also of a race of insanely strong genocidal baby eating freaks(aka Viltrumites I guess) then I guess a pitbull would make sense
Of all the inane things to get upset over niggerbull representation in capeshit has to be the bottom of the barrel.
the pinnacle of the canine physical form
lol you may owe me a new keyboard
superman should have a shitdog and super should have been black
why are redditors like this?
t. bitchboy
There has only been one DCU project so far retard, and it came out like six months ago. Indians are genetically dishonest it seems. Also OP is a reddit-surfing cocksucking summerfag.
the musculature of a slab of beef
the skeleton of a deformed turtle
If you ever date a white girl with a pitbull, nothing is off the table sexually and she will 100% cheat on you.
Based Superman strangling liberalism in its crib.
Correct choice would be a Borzoi.
fast
strong
bred to hunt wolves
protectors; known to kill Pitbulls
alien look
If you ever date
Don't worry about it.
Cryptid-looking motherfucker
Krypto came back from Apokolips just to bite Billy Batson.
Krypto is typically depicted as a white Labrador Retriever.
I think that it will make, at worst, 700M, to me it should make 1.1-1.3B.
OP's faggot ass upvoted it
No one wants those shitbulls
Krypto has always been a normal family dog like a lab or terrier. Snyderfags have to turn everything into a projection of masculinity and strength because they exhibit neither. They're the equivalent of a beardo drinking an extra hazy IPA discussing his leather EDC purse and what brand of dark roast he likes while throwing axes at a place called Kick Axe.
Left is rubbish.
guess I meant DCEU, same shit man
What does Superman epitomizes? Heroism.
And which breed of dog is the most heroic?
Pitbros?
why are we projecting masculinity onto dogs? synderfags are such a strange species of human
this breed of dog is so fucking ugly but there's something endearing about them
imagine the smell
they are not human. they're ontologically simian, at best.
it’s because you let them do it for (You), keeeermit
the more muscles the character has in the movie, the more of a man I am for watching it
those aren't pitbulls
I don't get it.
we could have a a Smashed, Grizzled, fully Chunked Toadie Krypto but instead we get a boring ass Y pepoo breed with no seasoning whatsoever
they will stumble, and they will fall
but eventually, they will join you in the skeem
Good one
500-700 Million boxoffice
Snyder would know Krypto could only be SMASHED and SLAMMED
275 dom 325 os
Pinnacle of canine form
Shitbull
The Great dane would kill that retarded freak.
SMASHED
All Gunn movies contain pdf dog whistles
Someone please post the facebook ad
pinnacle of the canine form
I don't see anything in his movies about digital book downloads.
r/snydercut
Strange folk
people who breed dogs with serious congenital health problems shout be shot.
2xpimpybros...
No way that pic is unironic. The comic sans gives it away.
yt women be like
this dog isnt fuckable enough i need a chad dog with a little edge on him
They obliterate nigbulls
it's going to be huge if they find the right way to make it go heavily memed like Minecraft or Barbie. otherwise it's gonna flop.
PHANTOM ZONE x LIL KANDOR toadline 100% SMASHED and SHRUNKEN solar radiation maximum
a fucked up pitbull like that would be good casting for bizarro krypto, it already has the lumpy imperfect look.