Why didn't he just chose to not get a boner?
Why didn't he just chose to not get a boner?
He hadn't had sex for weeks, men almost start raping automatically after 3 months.
This is my recurring nightmare. I blow my load in Ana de Armas' mouth and wake up screaming.
Keanu is white...?
Keanu is Japanese.
How old were the characters supposed to be in this scene??
What movie?
Isn't he like, 1/4 Hawaiian and 3/4 White?
He's basically white.
Indians start raping after 6 hours of not busting
Yes
Why can't I be raped by hot girls, it's not fair
men almost start raping automatically after 3 months.
White men are not like you swine who can't keep your hands off of your dick for 3 hours.
After the accident I can't even get a boner anymore
Hawaiian / Chinese, actually. And only from his grandma's side. So yes, 1/4 non-white.
somebody post it already for christs sake
???
It was a sexual emergency
the director is a jew and he wanted to subvert the idea of a rich white marriage, never done before
In the rape scene where he's tied to the bed, he had already willingly had sex with them the night before.
Snowplows will do that to ya.
3 months
28 days, actually
chinese
Wtf, I wish you had never shown me this. I thought he was Japanese, and thus an actual human.
This is the worst thing i've seen on this site in months
This. Just shut it off. That's what I do anytime my wife wants to forcefully have sex with me but I'm not in the mood.
No. Means. No.
It says it right there in your screenshot though. Keanu's grandmother was Chinese/Hawaiian but his father was HALF Chinese/Hawaiian. 1/4 Chinese/Hawaiian from Grandma, and 1/4 Chinese/Hawaiian from Father, so a total of 2/4 Chinese/Hawaiian or 1/2 (HALF) Chinese/Hawaiian. He is also 50% (2/4) English from his mother and 1/4 (25%) Portuguese from his father while also being 1/2 American (50%) from his parentage for a total of 175%. You (a mere 100% or less) cannot possibly compare.
i have forwarded your post to the hong kong chinese triad, after the traditional guan yu ritual this year, they will come and kill you
笨蛋美国人
or train your penis muscle so you can curve it 90° left and right and dance away from her dripping pussy
Why are they touching his no no square?
It's not a bad move but you really need to stretch first. I was doing the dance to avoid her snatch then got a cramp and in my slight hesitation she slid it in. Worst part was I was wearing zero protection and she wouldn't let me pull out. Women can be monsters sometimes.
You shouldn't, it's illegal to import exotic animals in my country, and I don't need new pets.
this reads like a duke nukem one liner
He didn't get a boner, they taped a popsicle stick to his dick
I've been working on a move where I pull down on my penis then let go and it rolls up on its own.
and once she tells her friends, they start showing up in the evenings, holding you down, watching that big monster dance around and guide you deep inside each and every one of those hungry pussies. if that's what this movie was it'd probably be a 9/10
prime Ana de Armas
no boner
The Ancient Egyptians called this "the dancing cobra" The sacred art of penis dancing, used to avoid impregnating one's own horny sister.
Unfortunately the Egyptian's had VERY persistent sisters.
DON'T SUCK MY COCK DON'T SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who was the lady in the left? Was she even attractive when not being compared to Ana?
NO! DON'T SUCK MY COCK, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Why didnt he jus shid his pants?
Most guys poop in the morning
Good point.