Actually, Ellen... that's not the truth

Actually, Ellen... that's not the truth.

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Ellen literally never recovered from this

the whole thing was a bit

How much do you think Ellen screamed at that producer after this interview? Or would she have just demanded they come into her office so she could hurl snarky comments at them for a half hour before firing them?

Wha happeh?

Ends Ellen's whole career in a single sentence.

Talk show hosts always just say nonsense to try to be funny, what did she expect?

Waaaahhhh you didn't come to my party waahahhhhhh

Lol who gives a fuck. I don't like having birthday parties. I just get dinner.

Dakota pushed back on her and called out her dishonesty in this interview, which made Ellen look like a huge bitch, and it was just enough that some kind of dam broke with her public image and a bunch of her employees went public with allegations that she was a huge cunt to work with, which eventually led to her getting cancelled.

Oh shit, so this interview was the straw the broke the camel's back

why don't you get an account on OnlyFans?

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honestly Ellen, I just don’t like you. I’m here to promote my latest film

It was a perfect storm as Ellen was getting shit for being buddy buddy with George Dubya Bush at a baseball game or something ,then this happened, and she says during the segment "Where was I that day?" and it turned out to be the same day as that Dubya photo so she was like "Oh, elsewhere!" then this caused an outpouring of Ellen is shitty stories.

Wasn't it Ellen wahhhing that she didn't get to come to the party?

I now remember all of this, did her show really get cancelled and she hasn't really done anything since?

I doubt Dakota gave a shit. She just pushed back because Ellen said that she didn’t invite her.

she moved to the England and got raped to death by pakis

BASED MADAMA WEBB

Yeah she hasn’t done anything since hosting a show for three decades lmao what a loser

Based Dakota saying it like it is. Love how much she just doesn't give a shit.

To be fair, the same time they cancelled her was around the same time that daytime TV and talk shows in general died out, so there's a good chance this would have happened anyways, but she probably could've escaped without the disgrace.

without the disgrace.

Ya, i mean she already has loads of money, so then what are you left with? Your image. With will likely forever be tarnished when you're that public of a figure.

Going by what people say of Ellen she probably didn't scream. She'd put people down with snarky comments like you said. She'd guilt terap, do put downs, act all sarcastic and snarky, snipe at them etc.

Dakota Johnson has no right to be as beautiful as she is.

I like when dakota is nude

Provide at least seven (9) examples. For research

Dakota is a guest on Ellen

Ellen tries to publcily embarrass her like she does with other celebs, by mentioning that Dakota didn't invite Ellen to her 30th birthday

Actually Ellen that's not the truth

Dakota reveals she invited Ellen but she didn't come

She then says "Ask everybody they all knew"

Ellen looks at her crew in confusion

They act awkward and don't respond

Weird moment

Creates outpouring of Ellen is shity stories from the crew

I think that all ex-employees of hers and various celebs that encountered her were just waiting for that moment to pounce and start spilling all their stories. They knew the Dakota moment, even though it wasn't a massive "Ellen is shitty" moment in terms of mask off, they knew that was the perfect opportunity.

And once one person spills the beans, other people start feeling safe enough to spill, it creates a domino effect and it just takes one person to topple and that was Dakota.

She tried to make a comeback to stand up comedy but failed because her stand up comedy was all "WAHHHH CANCEL CULTURE" which doesn't work when you're correctly cancelled. So it just came off as her being salty that she got rightfully called out for being a bitch.

She has that perfect amount of tism where she's just completely socially unaware and just says awkward shit thats on her mind without any filter.

Just goes to show how talentless Ellen is. Without her former crew that lead to her success, she's pretty much nothing.

Are there girls on Anon Babble?
Or is this thread full of men watching celebrity shows for women?

Degeneres murdered her ex and ran away to England

this kills the Ellen

Our girl Dakota keeps winning

You are going to get some yeses bit remember that tranny's identify as women

Heche murdered herself. But that doesn't change degeneres is a cunt.

The dozy was not only did Ellen skip the party, but it was because she was having a shindig with George W Bush

NOOOOOO

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what the fuck. why does she look 80?

British children provide an inferior quality of adrenochrome.

because it was edited

she still looks old tho

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Ellen didn't even know when it was happening that she was cooked. Dakota is a literal mercenary!

I think she has the 'tism, she doesn't care about marketing at all

Dakota harnessed her power as a nepo baby for a good cause.
Most would be afraid of having their career ruined for speaking back but she has daddy's connections to fall back to

im autistic can someone explain to me why this was an own to ellen? I just never got what the big deal was

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looks like this answered my post

Ellen was basically just fabricating drama out of nowhere that would make Dakota look bad, hoping Dakota would just go along afraid to make Ellen look bad in her own show.
The latter simply didn't care to entertain her manipulative games and just went ahead and said it as it is

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I am really bad with this kinda of stuff.
Is there like a youtube channel that explains such human interactions to an autist?

Dakota is based and cute and funny
she should be in more romantic comedies or just jump into mommy barefoot jois

She wasn’t talking to you dumbass.

this is the last thing you see before madam web ties you up and rapes you for your seed

hot

raised by rich n' famous loving dad

anons are surprised she doesn't tolerate nonsense

based Antonio Banderas raised a good kid

post it

fuck you. idiot moron

not in defence of ellen, but humans are revolting bitches man

she looks way too much like Don Johnson here

Post what

Says something a anon would say

Gets away with it scott free

Any other examples besides our patron saint Kojimbo and Pedro Pascal?

Well I'm sure it felt satisfying, or they felt alone in their encounter with Ellen and felt they'd be silenced or shut down if they spoke out. Once they saw someone else was successfully able to expose her, they join in, feeling safe.

Yeah it was a combo of being a nepo baby meaning she has nothing to lose, she can't get blacklisted and if her career fails she could live off daddy's money, combined with being slightly autistic so she has no filter.

shes got his sex drive, too

It's a shame how much Ellen got away with that in the past and people weren't able to speak up. Taylor Swift, Mariah Carey etc.

The two videos linked here kinda explains it.
Ellen likes to do this: to her guests a lot to feel superior, she tried it on Dakota, who did this

Yeah she's like that all the time on other talk shows too. youtube.com/watch?v=w82FR40G104

She was pretty funny during the Madame Web tour

Yeah the issue with Dakota is that her agents don't know how to cast her. They keep trying to cast her in serious roles or dramatic roles, she'd work best in comedies and romcoms as the sarcastic best friend type of character.

its the same with Anya they keep casting her as some rebel or warrior or shit like that when shes obviously a posh princess
these fags dont know what they're doing anymore

HER WEB CONNECTS THEM ALL

Daniel Peter Masterson (born March 13, 1976)[3] is an American actor. He portrayed Steven Hyde in That '70s Show (1998–2006), Milo Foster in Men at Work (2012–2014), and Jameson "Rooster" Bennett in The Ranch (2016–2018). As of May 2023, he is also a convicted rapist.[4][5][6][7]

As of May 2023, he is also a convicted rapist

I love how whoever wrote this made it seem like he's got a role as a convicted rapist that he's been starring in since 2023.
Dakota Johnson dated Jordan Masterson, Danny Masterson's half-brother. Her web connects us.