At this point I think we all can agree, Sean needs to retire from this show. His guests that can handle their spice are just wrecking his reputation left and right. Also Will is weirdly relatable. He took thinks it's funny Conan destroyed the show, and he's doing it in his deadpan stealthy way himself.
HOT ONES
He took thinks it's funny Conan destroyed the show
In english, doc?
Is that chrisopher nolan? Is he that desperate to shill Odyssey?
too not took. Simple spelling error.
burgers need glasses of milk to gulp down chile-dipped fried chicken
This show always sucked.
Will Forte. He got upstaged by Will Forte, and many others.
T. Can't drink milk and is weaker for it.
It didn't always suck, but what's clearly been the writing on the walls for the past few seasons is that Sean Evans is fucking destroying his gastrointenstinal system for a stupid hollywood promo gag. He has already gone too far, this show features a dead man walking every episode. Is that not entertaining? Mildly even? I think it is.
he even has a frank discussion at the end over how many celebrities have completely demolished the show by not reacting to the hot sauce
Imagine getting BTFO'd by a 74 year old man.
He's gonna start to be like the dude who made the Carolina Reaper, always shaking and drooling and being all mucusy. You hate to see it but Evans is a fag and deserves it.
His most embarassing episode yet was Lady Gaga. He kept over explaining the process to her like she was a retard. "Oh, that's a part of the show" "That's why they call it 'hot ones!'" "All part of the show..." "Part of the process." I cringed every time he had to mansplain himself to Lady fucking Gaga over and over. Admitted he's toast in that interview too and they hadn't even gotten to the real shit.
How long can he keep this up? The show's cracking at the seems.
If anyone's been curious about trying their sauce, don't. It's like pouring gasoline and broken shards of glass down your throat. I can't believe gastro-torture is a marketable product.
what?
what the fuck is this metal retardation?
Sean Evans is cooked. They're eating pieces of his soul every episode.
I hadn't seen this episode yet, but you can clearly tell they heavily edited it as they have camera shots linger on the sauce for overlong and then you'll hear a canned reaction of "this is great." Seriously this makes me wonder how much of the Conan episode they cut because he was on fire that night and no one could put him out. They wouldn't have had a show if they edited out all of Sean's embarrassing deliveries and hiccuping.
You can tell he wanted to throw down over this sauce bottle logo. "Are you kidding right now? Where's Hitler's V2 rocket sauce?"
they have a hot sauce with mao on it?
It's a cute cartoon cat, what's there to kvetch over?
Conan was one year ago
Crazy how the show has been dead a year already. Wow.
Why is he so thin skinned? Was he upset there was no black bull fucking my wife sauce?
Not thin skinned more like gobsmacked people who are making food products use mass murderers to market their goods. The two have nothing to do with one another and yet here we are.
Whats the fucking joke, this offends me from how banal and retarded it is
Cats arent associated with spicy
The chinese dont eat spicy foods, probably dont even know what this shit is
Chairman Mao didnt have anything to fucking do with hot sauce
It would be like making the hitler mayonnaise, but even then hitler is a popular and beloved figure, mao is not
the joke is that cats say meow and it kinda sounds like mao
This show always seemed like the unnecessary ego stroker of a narcissist jew
If the show is about your fucking guess eating spicy chicken and their reactions to it
Whats the fucking point of you being there
Whats the fucking point of you taking up most of the show
And why the fuck should I care about how some retarded celeb eats their fucking chicken, you can have a million of these fucking episodes and youre gonna always get 1 of 3 reactions
uhh thats too spicy!
uh, that was spicy
uh, that wasnt too bad
3 fucking episodes is all it takes to reach the creative limit of this piece of shit
Not thin skinned more like gobsmacked people who are making food products use mass murderers to market their goods
You and him are both fucking retarded performative pearl clutchers. Did he cry about DA BOMB sauce? Would he start pissing and crying if it was called THE RIPPER instead? Fuck you bitch
I drink a glass of milk with everything, including women.
The chinese dont eat spicy foods, probably dont even know what this shit is
Flat out incorrect. Try eating chinese food from somewhere other than panda express.
hitler is a popular and beloved figure, mao is not
Maoists are far more common than you'd think.
lol i have never watched a whole episode of this.
Who the fuck watches this?
Oh yeah.
Retards.
Do you like Cody Rhodes OP?
Unironically using the term mansplaining
Get the fuck off Anon Babble, you retarder, brain washed faggot. You do not belong here. You are not capable of a single independent thought. Fucking disgusting.
Thinking that the guy in the interview seat is supposed to be the best guy at handling spice in the world sounds like an interpretation that a 5 year old would have of the show.
Unless if he's physically unable to do the interview no one but autistic retarded losers are going to care.
He what, reacts mildly at the very last dip? So he has to stop doing the show? You should rethink your life.
Did he cry about DA BOMB sauce?
Yes, he did make note of that being another mass killing tragedy.
People who like spicy shit are inherently low iq.
Shane was just mad they didn't have nuclear BBC snow bunny destruction atomic hot sauce.
People have different tastebud ratios on their tongue. Mega-tasters have higher density clusters of taste buds that remain super sensitive throughout life. People who like spicy food and seek it out have more spread out clusters and need intense things to fully stimulate them.
I heard a theory that people that love spicy food love anal sex
Something about masochism and that spicy food makes the asshole tingle as it's coming out
t. spicy food enjoyer
My favorite part of this episode was when Will did the spelling bee bit and fully committed to it and then SE couldn't stick the landing with anything funny to say back.
People who have strong opinions about people who like food that they personally don't tend to be dramatically lower though.