/hor/ - Horror General

nothing is scary or entertaining

For God's sake... GET OUT of your sister!

Most memorable one I have seen in a while

guys... pls respond ;_;

Unmatched horrorfu phenotype.

he got dat criss cut cock

Poopyfarter is entertaining
Until Dawn was entertaining enough because at least all the deaths were practical sfx and I like the multiple sets that were also all real sets

Wtf is his problem

Autism

He had to feel, in hindsight, it was not worth that much effort to kill her with the trombone
youtube.com/watch?v=njIN4eHJKWM

kek

Poopyfarter is entertaining

It's like 5 minutes of entertainment in a 3 hour movie

good film, In a Violent Nature

A boring movie with one redeeming quality, the Mortal Kombat fatality during the yoga scene. I still can't understand why this cutie didn't jump and wait for the kill but at least, the kill was cool.

lol

I like mostly 80s and 90s slashers/schlock, so I thought it was one of the better modern horror movies I've seen, except for the ending. I really liked the lake drowning scene. I know it was supposed to be a deconstruction of the genre.It was at times kind of anti-slasher/post-slasher movie, which I thought was cool.

I still can't understand why this cutie didn't jump

I liked how she stood there and looked at him confused like 'why you do that,' then turned and just stared off

There should be horror kino where the victims/survivors are Victorian women but it's NOT some left field bizarre feminist social commentary, or a psychological depression thriller.

The ugly stepsister was fuckinh kino

Need a good non-Jack The Ripper slasher. Sexy Victorian teens.

This movie kinda sucked sadly. It's such a shame because it's so obviously made by huuuge horror fans and there are some genuinely terrific sequences / kills that I understand why some people do rate it. But it just wasn't good and I think a part of that was them not being willing to take any genuine risks with the mythos of the killer. It really was just a Jason lite, with an even less original design. Also ironically I thought the kill in pic rel was just meh, but the spine grabbing scene with the cop later on was 10/10.

Overall I give it a 6/10 and am happy they didn't commit to doing the entire feature from the killer pov because even tho the shot was cool it would've definitely got stale

The Witches (1967), although it's not actually a horror movie, that segment just has surreal elements and a spooky waifu

I always thought you do a good set up for a young (think screams tone) victorian monster slasher by having a town where people start dying and everyone is convinced that because of the jack the ripper legend it must be either him or a copy cat killer, but really its some sort of night monster thats terrorising them. Not a vampire or something cliche something more like the beast of gevaudan

I want it set one year before Jack The Ripper killings exist because I'm tired of hearing about him

Like 80% of the film had to be reshot because of technical issues. There's gonna be a sequel so I hope they can iron things out and do something interesting.
I have a feeling they'll just go for ultra gore because of Terrifiers success. And WOM about their own film being gore based.

cute

The Black Phone 2: On Ice!
youtube.com/watch?v=v0kqkRZHqk4

I mean there are a lot of technical issues haha, blatant cuts etc... the only shot that they nailed from memory was the campfire spinning pan, that was another 10/10 moment. There's no doubt they're more than capable especially if given more money, but I just want them to take bigger swings. I'm not a huge fan of Terrifier but they went all in on the pyscho clown mime thing, it's not just the gore. It makes Art not just memorable but iconic. They needed to do that in VN

Okay, I am now at the 40 minute point in The Gorge
How the fuck have they kept them in that long if they're still freshly using landmines from WW2? Do they each have a winch and a room full of fuckhuge landmines?
Also I'm getting tired of seeing this big eyed ho in every film

I need an adventure movie pretending to be horror

The Cave
The Descent
7 guardians Of The Tomb
Dead Mine
Abandoned Mine
House On Haunted Hill remake and sequel, the second moreso than the first though it's by far the worse of the two.

ruins with shark

Sounds like 47 Meters Down: Uncaged.

Cube

Been waiting for someone to ask for stuff like this. Recently watched a couple good ones.
Escape Room (2019) (haven't seen the sequel yet)
Escape The Field

also Escape Room (2017)
Meander
Dave Made A Maze
Botched

Yeah it was 47 Meters, no wonder I didn't remember, what a bad name kek
I will give these a try especially the Cubelikes

nvm the next scene actually answers it, didn't expect that

You're gonna have to leave some of your brain aside anon, it's all handwavy bullshit.
At least you're past the romance sections now.

I actually watched it all it was much less terrible than the Barbarian talk sections

Huh? Oh I guess I'm being killed by the bug-eyed bee keeper now.

That sucks I guess, or whatever.

her brain was damaged please understand

She was pretty terrible even for a low budget horror actor.

Some of them like House On Haunted Hill et al might be too horrorish for your tastes but I think they've got that adventure movie feel.
Last two on the list are horror comedies.

The Ruins 2008

The Descent is so good, it also has a lot of hot tight young sluts in it. Genuinely good movie. I'm also fascinated by the creature known as the Rake, and it's the closest movie that has this.

Original requester, pretty sure I've scene that one but I don't really remember it that much, may as well watch again. Also anyone know if the sequel is any good?

Watched Sleepaway Camp because I saw people talking about it in the last thread, what an insane movie lmao.

know if the sequel is any good

nah heard it sucked never watched it. But if anyone has anything similar involving Rake like creatures I'll give it a watch. Anything genuinely creepy. I end up just watching shit on YouTube sometimes.

Anyone who sees this without it being spoiled is extremely blessed. One of the greatest horror moments ever, can't get away with that now.

There's at least one Rake movie though it's likely it's way off from your expectations. Also The Retreat might be of interest. A tossup which has the lower budget though.

Okay it's not the first 40 minutes, I'm an hour in and it's still the romance plot and anime eyes' eastern russian larp is getting less and less convincing, I genuinely might have to skip forward

how it feels to chew 5 gum

based
did they do what's it called - 'suffer the children'?
any other standouts besides ep2?

I genuinely forgot there were posters ITT unaware of the twist. It's basically an inside joke here.

I knew it would be Vault 22 as soon as I saw the first Treebeard, but I didn't realize it would be THIS Vault 22. Based Bethesda does it again.

Yeah sinners was pretty crap
Sorry I doubted you anon

I might see a movie tomorrow night, the only one that interests me at all is Final Destination Bloodlines. Worth $8 to watch on a big screen in a nice recliner?

any recs for good movies that have horror elements? straight up horror is too pulpy and schlocky for my liking. I much prefer a very good thriller/drama with scary parts. Probably the only thing I've gotten from these threads that sort of fits the bill is Session 9. Didn't blow me away or anything but it was good

It's fun enough
Why not

The Thing if you've somehow never seen it before. It's one of those horror movies I think everyone can appreciate.

Picnic at Hanging Rock

You just didn't get it

They don't have that one.
Also it's only $5 now they must have lowered their prices.
Are kinoplexes desperate and dying to this extent?

I watched Smile and i liked it. Will watch number 2

lmao my bad, I meant Picnic at Hanging Rock for You should definitely go to Final Destination, nothing else to watch.

Yeah I don't really want to watch MI or bring her back or karate kid or the other sloppas
A few of them might be good but not counting on it
As long as it's not awful I'll watch Final Destination if I get up early enough, just wanted to make sure it won't ruin the originals for me sicne it's an origin story type thing

Yeah you can safely watch it without worrying about the others.

I get that's a gay meme

I got it. It's about assimilation destroying culture. First for the Irish then for Blacks.
It's just not a very entertaining movie overall.
You could cut nearly everything from the first half (the brothers recruiting all their friends) and you'd lose nothing.

Having sex with women is gay

Only on /hor/

sucking a vagina isn't having sex
neither is fucking an asshole
gay culture needs to take it down a notch

Eating pussy is major health hazard, might as well smoke two packs a day if you're gonna eat pussy. Meanwhile sucking cock is perfectly fine.

Well I watched Fear Street: Prom Queen. It sucked. It was all teen and no scream

Dead Calm

Bros I had a very blessed day where I fixed something myself that was gonna cost thousands to have someone look at.
I went outside and the moon was beautiful and bright. So I'm gonna watch Howling 2 to celebrate.

That scene was sadistic porn and I hated the faggot who made that movie.

Why does you mind immediately think of fucking ass and gay culture when we're discussing sex with women? Weird.

Eating pussy is major health hazard

Says who? The manosphere?

I think it made you feel something anon. It made you feel alive. Don't fear it, embrace it.

Anal and oral being considered "sex" by straights is part and parcel of a retarded culture movement to normalize homosexuality, which you already knew you retarded faggots

You have been blehssed, my friend

The badass squad leader did everything right. What's the point of 2 different lasers doing simon says "go low, now GO HIGH!" games?
And then the final "lol fuck u die anyway lolz" laser?
it's just sadistic game shit. A wicked game, if you will. The laser room is a wicked game, and I refuse to play it.

That's the beauty of it. Sometimes you do everything right and still lose. A subversion of expectations.
Lore-wise you could say the Red Queen is trying to instill fear in the remaining troops so they leave. Or maybe just save batteries.

It's about assimilation destroying culture. First for the Irish then for Blacks.

I would argue that blacks never assimilated and that they have been the ones destroying American culture.

Says who?

It's related to throat and mouth cancers, i'm not even joking, look it up.

Sinners

encourages eating pussy

Sounds gay plus Sinners is incredibly overrated lol it had Get Out levels of hype.

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about. During ancient times, men had sex with men and women had sex with women. Nobody ever said anything about it and nobody gave a fuck.

Yeah, no one tell him about Michael Douglas or Marcia Cross.

uh huh what? what huh? huh? I don't understand bro...

and everybody clapped

/hor/ trusts the doctors now

the doctor will see you now

The Gorge was pretty good
It was clearly written by someone who played Firewatch, Fallout New Vegas and its Lonesome Road DLC and did the Vault 22 quest. Good to see those ideas come together in a movie.

well, it certainly looked like a videogame.

no argument

During the ancient times, "heterosexual" and "homosexual" weren't a thing. These are modern terms created by a bunch of hack American sexologists. You know who to thank for ruining this world's timeline beyond repair.

If you watch movies but don't play many videogames, you should play Firewatch or watch a playthrough (it's a movie game anyways) and then play or watch a playthrough/plot summary of the Lonesome Road DLC (or just a "lore video" about The Divide) and the side mission in the base game, There Lies The Grass. Every single beat, the canyon, the plant people/zombie soldiers from a previous war in their own enclosed environment within the gorge (combined into one), even the launch sites and hanging undetonated warheads.
The first half is the setting of Firewatch with extra kino and a nicer view, the second half is the plot and action and setting of Lonesome Road with Vault 22's contagion replacing the central mechanism of The Divide.

Go back to You illiterate cocksucking OBSESSED revisionist pseud faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy

Where's that anon always asking for hairy women

Eat shit and live, Bill

That's not me, but now it's me. Post hairy women.

fagboi gaslighting

sauce?

Howling II

Real

Did you paste this from reddit? I hate saying it but you sound like you're tryna get upvotes dawg, no one here gives a fuck about your virtue signaling.

My head got impaled recently.

I was pretty eviscerated about it.

But I think whoever killed me was probably more HAPPY to gut me than I am SAD to be gutted.

So, whatever.

Howling II was very stupid. It's fucking hilarious that they show Sybil Danning rip her top off and get her tits out like 15 times in the outro credits. Like the editor was thinking "fuck, the punters are gonna be mad I better give them something."
Also this is the third film I've seen where a midget is thrown out a window.

third film I've seen where a midget is thrown out a window.

Gonna need a list

Castle of the Living Dead

Leprechaun 3

Howling II

It's possible there is a fourth I'm not remembering.

Okay I watched Sleepaway Camp. So the joke is just that you guys are pedophiles just like with Leon huh.
That's cool now can I get some actual recommendations for movies humans would want to watch?

Thought you might have Horror Hospital on there from the medical horror discussion recently

Kek

made for tossing

Sleepaway Camp 2

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

Wtf are you talking about, it's just a slasher movie.

It's a slasher movie where every other adult characters is a pedophile