Cast of Amazon’s CARRIE series announced

Thoughts?

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all white cast

Uh are we back?

I know Carrie is supposed to be ugly but did they have to cast a gross freak like her?

I fucking hate Amazon

Summer Howell is playing Carrie

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all white cast

Uh are you blind?

Siena Agudong is playing Sue Snell

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Josie mogging real girls

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Who the hell is Matthew Lillard playing? I don't remember any prominent older men in the original.

Looks good

Another Carrie!?

probably a teacher or something

He's playing the principal of the school.

The school principal.

It's a series, they're going to stretch a lot of stuff out and probably add a lot of subplots for the secondary characters like him, the gym coach and some of the students.

What if Carrie but instead of being bullied for being ugly, is bullied for being pretty?

Kino

Carrie is such a boring plot until she goes on her rampage though. Plus there was a remake like 10 years ago

i dont really like the "remake" terminology. they arent using the same screenplay. they are just telling their own version of the same source material

Why they always cast some cute as Carrie? Except for the 2013, but we don't talk about that

Alright

ANOTHER fucking remake/reboot/adaptation

Nah. Fuck off.

C'mon, it's only the fourth adaptation (excluding the sequel). For me it's the 2002 one, always had a boner for that uggo

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matthew lillard

instant kino

ding ding ding ding ding ding

No blacks, weird

Will they fatten her up?

Why would both dudes and girls bully this chick?

She so pale

Is a full series really fucking necessary? I'd be fine with another remake i gues, but this seems ridiculous.

why is it always

majority of young women white

majority of young men non-white

really makes you think

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yet another unwanted Carrie reboot

Stephen King doesn't need the money, so who asked for this?

at least 5 of them are non-white

And that’s a good thing

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matthew lillard is an old graybeard

this isn't possible. it would mean that I'm also an old man, which isn't possible.

there are at least 4 non-whites in that picture anon. it's just missing any dark africans.
because she's slim and attractive and feminine in 2025

Is this why they took out the tampon seen?

*scene

tfw will never have anyone even half as attractive

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped watching most tv and movies.

Mite b gud

5 or 6 goblinos and goblinas in there and some weird gendersilly with blonde hair

but hey, at least no blacks! BABY STEPS!

She's not uggo, she's cute.
But that one also had Ginger from Ginger Snaps as the hat girl bully, and that's why it's the best one.
Not to say that PJ Soles wasn't also kino as hat girl bully in the De Palma original.
I don't know if the Hit Girl version even had hat girl, or if she even wore her hat.

Amber Midthunder

is thunderingly mid

Bravo Nolan.

Carries back and this time she got no magic powers but she got a glock and finna pop a cap in that hoe from Robocop

That Amber bitch looks like a pure slut.

> series

burns down prom night

so what they do for the rest of the show???

matthew lillard

I shall be watching.

Siena is a hapa. Younger sister of the girl who played Nani in Lilo & Stitch. Amber is indigenous and I'm going to guess Joel is, too. "Josie" is an Arab tranny.