Take It or Leave It infodump

Joss tried to do what now?

Nova is a lesbian

I'm surprised they're not making Buffy herself a "later in life" lesbian

Buffy's right hand and possibly enabler who sees her as a mother figure

That's fucking so retarded I believe it
I hope she got the role to escape Khantanamo

They've already said the "leak" is bullshit and you can hear in the audition tape the character's name is Nina.

It's only hot when it's two beautiful normal straight women kissing and licking each other. Aka play-pretend. but anything more than that is sick and vile.

Cain" has apparently been hunting and killing Slayers for sport, collecting their hearts as a victory trophy

Sounds like a based character, hope this part is true

the old jaded hero sets aside the mantle as they pass the torch to the new, young, rash, outspok-

Nah I'm Good

kek this
op is a retard larper who didn't even do his research

Counter pitch: Aika the Vampires Layer

buffy was never good

Allegedly, at some point Joss approached Pulido to get the rights to use Lady Death as a major villain, Pulido was on board at first but something happened that caused him to renew the deal and Joss had to make Glory instead
I remember reading about this on some forums waaaay back in the day
Dunno if Joss wanted Ernie or Purgatori too

allegedly i read it on a forum years ago

Just admit you made it up.

but something happened that caused him to reneg the deal

Fixed your spelling error
If I had to guess? Money that or Brian wanted a say in how Hope is written and knew Joss would make her incredibly OOC

Fake and Gay but I want the Mercs part is true

ancient, powerful vampire named Cain

totally not ripping off World of Darkness

Will my boy Xander be there or will they cave in to the faggots saying he needs to be written out and given the Chuck Cunningham treatment?

they linked up?

Xander's dead. Same as Dawn. Probably Giles, too. Willow will show up.

I want to believe this did happen but the only person who can truly write Chaos! characters is Brian himself. Joss would find a way to fuck it up

That's fucking stupid, just because the actor is a fuck up druggie doesn't mean they have to go that route

The character was a drunk, too. So it fits he'd be dead.

Angel bros...are your crystals charged?

Why the fuck is Buffy acting like a more unhinged version of Faith suddenly?

LD: You know, Slayer, I respect you and as a courtesy I'll let you die with dignity...but you're in the way of my goals and I can't allow that

anons discussing this like it's real

holy fucking kek

Sounds made up

Dawn's dead, Xander's dead, probably a grief thing
But if that parts true then why the fuck isn't Willow stepping in to, y'know, stop Buffy going off the reservation?

I had to learn how to spoiler this so, here goes

Hey, buddy. Highlight the text then press Ctrl+S.

Scamming all the cat ladies who watch his show with witchcraft bullshit

Based move from my nigga Angel

Most of these nerd writers are notorious for stealing from their tabletop role plays and throwing it in their work

Nice fanfic, no one is making Buffy jaded because she is their beloeved feminist pop culture icon.

Legasequels, revivals or whatever you like to call them fucking love to make the old hero jaded as fuck, that way the new character can come in and remind them that being good is good.
It's super common because its super easy and it's actually difficult to write a well adjusted happy character and make them interesting.

So I wouldn't rule it out at all. They thought making Luke Skywalker a jaded old fuck was a good idea, everyone is fair game.

The feminists online always hated my boy for not being a submissive bitch to the female cast like Spike became (And was towards that cunt Dru) and he wasn't afraid to stand his ground

That and he was depicted in the early seasons as a hormonal teenager who fucked up a lot

Torture

Didn't Buffy regularly torture Vampires in the OG show?

Fake

And Gay

Nah, just once in S2.

This sounds very made up.

set 25 years after the end of the original series

recurring part-antagonist/part-uneasy alliance

female merc is described as more sociopathic than the male which is played for humor

Buffy, 25 years later, has cut off most of her social circle when we do meet her. She's become more ruthless, burned out, jaded, bitter, almost seems to enjoy the violence

Buffy is also depicted (at least in the first draft of the pilot script) as being extremely paranoid

So it's basically Cobra Kai with less politically incorrect humor

That and he's Joss' self-insert by the faggot's own admission and Joss is cancelled

Does that mean Clare Kramer was going to play LD instead or was she cast after BP pulled out?

Joss wanted Lady Death

How the hell do you even fit her in the shows cosmology?

Expecting a Legasequel to have any originality

-"Nova", the new Slayer protagonist is a lesbian

yeah right, nice try OP

Bullshit.

It wouldn't be very dramatic if Buffy and the gang were still together like nothing has changed, plus they need to nerf the popular character so she doesn't outshine the new lead. The alternative is having Buffy being a wise mentor to a hot-headed young protege, which we've seen already in the original series with Giles.
It's all in it's execution, Gellar was never that good at playing evil or edgy when the story called for it so that's a bad sign. Her quippy Whedonellianal bit will be interesting at 48 years old.

Of course things will have changed but this is such bland and boring fanfic

It is very much Current Year to do grimdark reboots. The light comedy of the original show will be replaced by one or two random “jokes” only because “remember Joss Whedon dialogue funnies” is on a whiteboard at some point in the development of this.

is it? it's not 2017

wow the modern audience will love this, I've never seen them do a jaded older hero thing in a movie before. Maybe star wars can take note

You don't. He's completely making shit up.

Buffy, 25 years later, has cut off most of her social circle when we do meet her. She's become more ruthless, burned out, jaded, bitter, almost seems to enjoy the violence, and engages in more ethically questionable actions like torture and using humans as live bait for vampires and demons.

I hope this is all b8. I'm getting very fucking tired of the

what if we took the original protagonist and shit all over their character

trope in late sequels and reboots
Didn't read beyond that

-"Nova", the new Slayer protagonist is a lesbian

aaaannnd dropped, just like I did with the old show when dykes shows up

I don't believe you.