What's the lowest rated movie that you unironically love? Actual honest answers only...

Manos Hands of Fate or some stupid shit like that

to tired to think long term but recently I watched borderlands movie and I thought it was actually pretty good.

Probably the Resident Evil movies. I still don't really understand why they have such low ratings, I liked all of them. I was also surprised to learn that the Silent Hill movie (from 2006) was so poorly rated too.

Southland Tales or Vox Lux if we're looking at IMDB (both are in the 5's, normalniggers got filtered by em)

It's not groundbreaking by any measure, but it's fun.

Probably Semi Pro, if we're not counting silly comedies then maybe Spaceman (2024). I'm not sure why people hated on that one. Paul Dano as a spider was cool.

For me it's Hawk the Slayer. It's Anon Babble goodness.

A Million Ways to Die in the West. I like westerns, and I like family guy. The over the top poop scene and "that went south so fast" are too much, but the rest is enjoyable

I dunno. I enjoyed the Twilight movies.
I liked those too

Based on Letterboxd which I usually do ratings with:Choose Love
1)I have a serious hard-on for Laura Marano, her outfits, and her cheesy white girlness
2)I have a soft spot for rom-coms
3)I liked the song in it
4)I like the idea of "movie games" (Bandersnatch was mid though)
5)I clearly had fun enough to look at every possible outcome
6)Has my 2nd favorite poster type (The rom-com rectangles)

Going off in general reviews:
Shark Side of the Moon

It's just a bold and brilliant masterpiece with several hidden themes and delivers on everything it promises even if it doesn't have the production quality to make it "good". Also it has my first favorite poster type (The over the top monster posing in the front)

The Room is garbage for obvious reasons but I genuinely enjoy watching it with no irony whatsoever. it's so ridiculous and entertaining.

lowest rating

"What?" by roman polanski. No explanation. I just get it. I see what polanski thinks is kino and i agree.

I don't like his movies, but Neil Breen has serious respect from me. Keep going bro.

The RE movies and the first Silent Hill movie were extremely kino. A lot of random poorly reviewed horror movies from that decade are actually awesome and just unfairly judged by the weirdo critics of the time. The Saw movies also come to mind

seconding this. The first resident evil movie belongs up there with the great zombie movies right next to day of the dead. And I love the second one because zombie outbreaks in the city give me a major hard on.

captain ron

It's an obvious pick, but Troll 2.
The Italian crew genuinely tried to make a good movie, but hilariously missed the mark. Most of the best shitty movies had that formula to them. Ironically-produced, purposefully bad movies never have any of that charm and feel tiresome to watch.

Hawk the Slayer is a good low-fantasy movie. Too bad it's commonly dismissed as a cheapo knock-off of other fantasy movies of the era. I especially like the setting, which seems like a doomed fantasy world at the end of its life. All the typical heroic fantasy things have already happened, all the classic fantasy races are dead or near extinction, and what's left is people squabbling for what's left before the end.

The witch and her magic also remind me of classic fantasy TTRPG, before it all became MMO-fied. She has all her magical devices and reagents, and they're all beyond the comprehension of everyone else.

Yep. And I just enjoy the hell out of Jack.

I really enjoy their dynamic

The Fall 2006

its a nice plot and shot in so many beautiful locations

I thought death note netflix was great

How

Mystery Men

Has a terrible rating but it was so ahead of its time and an all-star cast that nails every character. Had it been released during the height of capeshit a few years back it would be a classic. Also one of the most quotable movies I've ever watched, me and my brothers constantly quote it and to this day is one of my all time favorite comedies maybe number 1 depending on my mood.
It's absolutely hilarious and I'll never understand why it's not talked about as one of the goats, it's up there easily with dumb and dumber and tropic thunder.

this shit is fuckin K I N O

I'll say what my dad said about this movie.

That would have been a really great movie if it was the ninja turtles instead of people as the heroes

meet the Spartans has 2.8 on IMDb

Ratings are retarded

People just weren't ready for that type of comedy yet. And it was released around the time the Tim Burton batman's were being taken seriously.
This was before scary movie and all those parodies movies became popular, nobody knew what they were watching.

amazing Spiderman 1

power rangers 2017

the great Gatsby 2013

I like found family stuff and teen angst. I also get weirdly emotional watching Great Gatsby. It's the only time I've ever liked Dicaprio.

Lowest rated by whom? Critics hate Ace Ventura 2 but everyone else knows it's one of the greatest comedies ever made.

Yeah, that's way too high. It should be 1.8

This one.

I don't check the ratings of movies that I watch, so I wouldn't know.

That is a banger

The Counselor

The amount of time it took you to post this pointless contribution you couldve looked something up

Van Helsing
Somehow only a 28% on RT. I love it and it has one of my favorite Draculas.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

high production value alternate history and space nerd service scenes

violence that's just on the edge of being R-rated, despite this being a movie meant to sell toys to kids

scenes that manage to pull off drama and emotional weight about as well as any huge disaster movie

wingsuit scene that they filmed practically, which a ~Marvel movie today would absolutely make all CGI instead

CGI money shots where the sheer complexity wows you, for the first time since Matrix Revolutions

Not that anon, but I believe that was more a commentary on how some people prefer to enjoy experiences for their own sake, and prefer to place low importance on other people's subjective value judgements of such experience.
Same applies to box office numbers

Different people derive enjoyment from different things, neither is superiror just don't go overboard

(I say this as someone who has filled out ratings lists for fun)

i dont know if its the lowest movie i love but i cannot understand critics who shit on the minecraft movie, it was amazing and did everything it wanted to do perfectly.
I think its the same disconnect they had with speedracer and its low scores.

For me it was how horribly written and corporate it was. It felt so unbelievably manufactured.

Megalopolis

nice trips

I think it's utterly a groundbreaking archivement to indepently launch a major-studio-budget tier film this bizarre and controversial widespread in theaters

Watching in the release is what must've felt like to watch Blade Runner or The Thing or Apocalypse Now back then

I can't get past the fact that they made a Minecraft movie with no mining in it.
How no one ever tunnels through the ground with a pickaxe etc

They definitely could have made some good visual jokes with this in the movie

ready playa one

let me rephrase that:
Some of us are allergic to being told what to enjoy and what to dislike from people who are not in our personal sphere of influence

yes it can be fun to look into such things especially if this is your hobby or industry, but at some point we are delegating our critical thought and permission to enjoy things

ifgaf if you like this movie, retard, but it was hilarious how back then other retards in here defended this movie because of muh mccarthy even though it was absolute shit

Yeah, that was my intention. The only reason I came back to the thread is that the thread watched showed a reply.
I do care about what good critics have to say in essays about movies, but that's about it. Often, I'm interested in the work of people who went in-depth with a director and his symbols and themes.

That's fine but it's possible to watch a movie you didn't know had a bad rep only to end up enjoying it and being surprised. I didn't specifically mean movies you found that are bad, knew it was bad, then watched it only to end up enjoying it

Buckaroo Banzai

It's kino, the only reason to give it a bad score is if you are a satanic pedophile who felt threatened watching it

My wife has Hoodwinked as one of her personal cult classics. Mine might be Happy Feet. If you can't tell these are nostalgia tinged choices.

Hangman's Daughter is great but it's rated higher than this so as the lowest at 4.2 I decided to post Texas Blood Money instead.

Hoodwinked fits the criteria but wasn't happy feet received well

I don't "love" any movie.
But here are 4 movies I had a great time watching, but turns out people hate them

kate beckinsale in latex is pretty much its own genre