Cant believe im still here

push me to the edge
all my friends are dead

I've been posting on Anon Babble since 2008 and i don't think im ever going to leave this place.

Life is a fuck and the only thing stopping me from doing something stupid is the fact that I could have already died and nobody would have cared so I’m just better off continuing to play dead.

im 34 years old and ive been here since 2008

same but with my apartment

youtube.com/watch?v=VGvHnDeS12o

Same except 37.

i'm not even surprised i'm here, everywhere else sucks ass. it became especially obvious when the site went down and you tried to find another place

imdb boards are gone

places like reddit, goodreads, other hobby sites are full of either turbonormies or pretentious fags

smaller chans are basically forum-tier at worst, general-tier at best, with recognizable personalities and clique-iness due to the small number of anons

it's grim but there's no place quite like this one.

I'm gonna break one of Anon Babble's longest standing and most crucial cardinal rules
I am going to watch a television and/or film
Don't try to stop me
I'm dangerous

two and a half men?

the shut down made realize it's lucky to even have here at all still. I hated every other place I tried in the period.

Same except I almost made it out of here after 2010 but then I lost my job my gf and my will to live and came back to the chans and neetdom.

I was almost out bros... I almost became a normie

He's watching a movie and making his own interpretation! He's going to decide for himself if he enjoys it or not! I can't stand this! I'm going to shut him down NOW!

I just cant get a job and get my life started.
I see everyone else have the necessary needs to be functioning independent adults, but I just can't make the leap. It's getting really depressing.

are you crazy? I'll watch the movie, then make a post about it and see what anons think of it to make my opinion

I'll be your friend :)
Likes: hiking, fishing and being honest.
Dislikes: raping butts

been here since 2019

I feel old bros.

kys negro

2005

bet you can't prove it, faggot

i literally have files on this PC that date to 2009

kek based chink

I can believe it. Bitch.

I've been here since 2012 but I was 10 back then. Anon Babble raised me

10 years old in 2012

fuck man, you missed EVERYTHING lmao

2012

Fucking newfag.

13 years strong. I was gone for most of 2021-2024 but whenever i watch some old show and wanna circlejerk with some internet pals, i only come to this shithole and end up staying a while (most of you are gay as shit now tho)

NTA but if you don't remember the Cracky-chan vs Rabbit-chan war, you are not an oldfag.

t. 2006

still here
still spillin spaghetti

I've been here for so long I can't remember when I got here. I came here so I could find cool wallpaper on Anon Babble. Then I started reading greenbelt on Anon Babble. Now I'm a resident of Anon Babble.

you're a nigger

For me the clear defining line in Anon Babble culture was the release of GoT.
That really brought in waves of newfags.

giving a shit about Anon Babble lore

If you aren't a Anon Babble oldfag (pre 2010) I don't give a fuck how long you were jerking off to teenagers on Anon Babble for my man

I was around in 06 and I don't remember that because I still had a life then.

been here since 2011

Been here since 2006

Am now 72 years old

It's so over...

get the fuck out

I was 10 back then. Anon Babble raised me

i literally have files on this PC that date to 2009

holy shit, we've got a real oldfig on our hands bros.

I've been browsing this site since I was 11 years old in 2009

i literally have files on this PC that date to 2009

post some

I was almost out bros... I almost became a normie

I did most of that stuff from around 2015-2020. It's not very good. Generic talk, generic people, etc. etc. At least we can be genuinely honest here. idk

I've got a flash drive with at least ten years of memes and webms I curated myself. It's more that five thousand by now. Same for wallpapers for phones and computers. And also meme songs.

You should watch Patton starring George C. Scott.

You should start an online museum. What would we call it?

upload some of it so i can have it

last movie I saw was Ghost Dog 6 months ago and only a few tv show since then. I'm not even sure how I pass the time, it's all a blur.

You can have this one.

Who were the most spammed actresses when you guys got here. For me it was 2010/2011 and it was Chloe Moretz. It's crazy how much cunny used to get spammed here lol and how she evolved into the Pablo meme.

I'd call it...

The Stupid Repository

That way I'm being honest.

kek

Looolololol

All you fucking posers, if you're actually from 2011 why do I never see any walk the dinosaur or I Drive autism greentexts

The ultimate Anon Babble waifu of course

no show is safe from her

The Stupid Repository

that's a bit rebbit, if I'm being 111% honest.

ahh yes, a classic

It's almost my birthday, and I'm an generous anon. Have some moar, bro.

youtu.be/hygU9_0Ru70

wild ain't it...?

commiserating threads are always some of the best threads.

You're the reason I probably got sick of Anon Babble around 12/13 and took a few years off. Thanks.

be me

teenager

looking for porn

stumble on Anon Babble

got boring after awhile moved on to other boards like Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble

settled on Anon Babble since it was kinda slow and i like talking about L O S T

been my homeboard ever since

not i barely visit. just check the catalogu for a few seconds and just move to other sites

most threads are baits, reposts and marvel / star wars / hp shit.

still can't leave as i'll still be here until i'm old and have dementia.

I came to Anon Babble in I *think* 2008-ish. There was a guy who would spam Brooke Shields and rant about New York obscenity laws. The most spammed during that whole era would be Dakota, Chloe, VJ, the Galactica girl, Bella Thorne. My memory is pretty shaky in my old age.

Also her, but when I first came here there was some sort of drama where other chans were made because Jannies would get furious at her specifically being posted.

implying nukes are going to reset society instead of just being an excuse to enslave anyone who survived

lol, lmao

I almost made it out of here

Ehh, I've been on-and-off since I started back in 2010. Sometimes I stay out for weeks, sometimes months. My longest time out was two years. The funny thing is, I don't really miss it here when I'm out but when I think about it, besides watching youtube slop or torrenting media to watch, there isn't really anywhere else to kill time on the internet nowadays. I feel like as long as this website exists, I'll be coming back from time to time. It kinda sucks to admit it, but I've come to terms with it.

waifu

tredd

I am 34 years old and I have been here since 2011

Is there anything she can't do?

why? Feel like your sucking dick?

She can never ever be a man. That's the one thing she can't do.

thinking dementia will save you

what part of "you're here forever" don't you understand?

6/1/2025

cant believe im still here

Why? I don't see any reason to leave.

it's summer

at least I don't have to work tomorrow like non-independently wealthy plebeians, LMAO

Jesus christ is that really the current date

We will all grow old together fellow chuddies
Just like we always dreamed about as little rascals

you're not really here

I'm going to turn 40 this year. Been here since...2006? 2007? I remember the vuvuzelas. I don't know why I'm still here.

i can. im 33 and ive been here since 2008 or 2009. i was a pathetic loser when i found this place in high school. i was a pathetic loser during college. ive been an even more pathetic loser as ive wasted the last decade of my life. this was always going to be the result of a lifelong Anon Babble browser like myself. i hate being alive.

Exact same age and story as you. I want to turn my life around and I don't know how. I'm tired of just being a constant failure.

been here since 2009. have a wife and child. pretty normie. normie to the point that i wish i never knew about this site. i wish i was never redpilled. everywhere i see i see jewish degeneracy. i wish i was ignorant of those things and be happy like some stupid normie.

For some reason I saved this image in 2012 and it's the oldest Anon Babble-related file I have on my computer.

I've been coming here almost every day for 13 years.
I want to leave, I know this place is no good for me. But I always come back.

its very simple how to turn our lives around. but i dont have the courageto do it.
congratulations im sure there are plenty with your story, andour story about being lifelong failures is actually the outlier.

I work out and eat well and do other healthy habits. I still feel envious of fat goyslop consuming men walking around blissfully happy.

the most spammed girls can just be traced back to what tripfags were around during those eras. Don't forget that ASR was posted so often the mods made a rule you couldn't talk about her anymore. now THATS some ancient Anon Babble lore none of the pretend "oldfags" will tell you about

here's my oldest pic in my file. 2011. i used to have something older around 2009 but that one harddrive failure back in 2011 destroyed it.

You're here for life

used to be a fat slob back in high school but Zyzz inspired me to work out . Never looked back ever since.

I have just turned 30 and have been here my entire adult life. Please tell me there is a way out. All my friends in high school were here with me even if we never explicitly said that to each other a lot. Now my closest friends ask me if this site still exists. Why am I still here.

I remember Anon Babble moderation was a lot more lax back then. Mods would let people have fun but reign it in every now and then. Anon Babble used to churn out memes constantly but now the board is nothing but generals.

What did you people do when Anon Babble was down for two weeks?

Did you expect crying babies in chocolate or fat manchildren covered in feces and pisstained underwear

post on altchans because im not a retarded redditor faggot

Same here. This isn't the oldest image I have but it's one of the oldest from 2011. It's got the original file name too.

You have to do something that gives you self esteem. Like a semi-difficult job, then a harder one, etc. Talk to women you find intimidating, etc. This is all obviously easier the smarter and better looking you are, but just start. can't be worse than browsing the shiternet all day lmao.

Anon Babble was never able to recover after their 3 day war against the mods. that day is a significant day and would mark the end of the old Anon Babble that we know of.

Actually get stuff done and swear I'm never coming back

I almost made it out. It was the most productive 2 weeks of my life, I honestly hoped this shit hold would be down for a lot longer than it was.

i went to a dark place...

There are a few cut off points
2016 is obviously one
If you weren't here for the bane leak threads then I don't know what to tell you
This site used to be a different place

This. Just one month of solid self discipline could completely your life around. If you’re really desperate, commit a minor crime to try and get a month or 2 in jail. I recommend getting into a fight with a cop or threatening a group people with a non deadly weapon. When you’re in jail you’re survival instincts go through the roof, come out a better man

I wonder when wojaks will be as outdated as this meme

I shitposted on the *REDACTED*Anon Babble spinoff site, tvch(dot)moe. All of the best anons were there while everyone else went back to r*ddit

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Not soon enough if you ask me.

damn how did I forget

Keep refreshing Anon Babble and searching reddit and altchans for info on when Anon Babble would be back

bane leak threads

bane always has been and always will be a redditor meme for board tourists who don't actually care about Anon Babble culture and it ruined this board.

Oldest meme I remember.

If you know, you know.

i didnt fucking do anything.

This image is now 22 years old

Anon Babble raised me

You fool!

All we have is eachother and our hatred of normal fags

Hindsight is 20 20

I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you.

You're all diamonds

you too huh...

they shouldn't have taken the vax

eww if your gonna stay here and be new please dont be so angry about it

It honestly completely fucked up my routine in a way that shook me to my core. I felt cut off from the only people in the world I can even relate to any more. I need you stupid faggots

I seem to remember "Shields Saturdays" being a thing around that time

all of my "real" friends died during covid. every one of them, to the most closest, to the people that i've grown up with - all betrayed and denounced me because i wouldn't take the vax.

kinda funny that they'd want me forget about it and move along as if nothing happened. fuck them. fuck them all.

Chinaman go back to WeChat.

the taps were kinda of a clique back then who'd prowl around and post one of their waifus pics. same pics every thread lol.

I'm 32 and still a virgin. At least I've been taking finasteride since 20 and still have all my hair.

I would watch this film, all day.

the taps

those posters weren't around during that era because Avatar wasn't out yet and they all just ripped off abataps gimmick. please stop pretending like you were around Anon Babble in 2008

Anon Babble is fun, I don’t get the self hate.
It’s the perfect blend of forum and chatroom

could you image doing a back to back marathon with the original mario bros movie?

people don't believe that politics and culture war shit was not really a thing before trump/gamergate. that being said there is no site like Anon Babble and when it was down you really noticed just how bad the rest of the internet is.

I came here from YTMND. Get on my level.

youtube.com/watch?v=iQkbwhHfohY

Anyone persisting through the bots and feds is a trooper

Some lives outside of Anon Babble are just that grim

I haven't visited the board in a year and it's so slow, it's shocking. The television and film industry is actually truly dead. Nothing but churned rehash reboot slop that's probably written entirely by ChatGPT. Not to mention I see ChatGPT bots posting all over this site when I poke around a few different boards. Likewise, when I'm out and about, I see very few people I recognize. I think the end is about here and AI bots are just filling in the gaps at this point.

This. I see AI fleshbots walking around in public all the time. They don't make eye contact and they don't speak back. The only interaction they give is pulling out their iPhone and silently recording me. The one way to make them stop is by lighting a match or a bic lighter and holding it up in front of their face. Stay safe out there, anons.

2012 for me too but i was 14. For some reason everyone hates us 2012 newcomers :(

Same as always (movies and vidya) but with less distractions. I knew it was coming back. I still missed it after day 2. I checked every other day. I checked sharty but i honestly felt too old for that place.

(checked double dubs)
Nobody truly hates 2012 anons any more, you stopped being the scapegoat when the goymergoyte influx hit Anon Babble in 2014. The same thing happened to those anons when the election rolled around.

I found 4chin in 2004, literally the first result in google for "anime titties"
what a disaster my life has been since

15 years I've been here. It never ends.

people don't believe that politics and culture war shit was not really a thing before trump/gamergate.

I believe it was real and was here for it, but I don't remember what it was like., ie., political arguments before c, 2016.

Question for oldfags: doesn't new Anon Babble make you sad? The magic is mostly gone and none of the boards have maintained their cultures.

why would anyone ever leave

Everything stagnates. It's disappointing, but there's nothing that can be done. The cat's out of the bag and now everyone with a smartphone or subsidized Starlink can post on Anon Babble.

mfw

Im newfag here only started coming here a year or two ago lol

Went on Anon Babble back in 2010 tho but found it too depressing. Been using Anon Babble throughout the years for the porn tho

doesn't new Anon Babble make you sad?

Lol no cause I never would put that much stock in this board or any forum. It’s just disappointing and annoying really

The funny thing about Anon Babble is that i still see the porn that i saw back in 2009 being reposted lol.

Ive been getting off to jaime laycock since i first saw her in like 2010 lol. Shes finally gone nude

of course it makes me sad but how is board culture supposed to survive if all of the old gatekeepers just move onto different places?

did they apologize?

No. In fact most of them were expecting ME to apologize and some are downplaying it saying im making a mountain out of a molehile. fucking pricks.

well then i agree. fuck them

the fappening happened almost eleven years ago

I'm still upset there hasn't really been another one since.

I'm 43. Came here to Anon Babble is 2007/8 and my life literally hasn't changed. At all. Same dead end job. Same ghetto shitty apartment. Achieved zero goals lol.

That's why I included Dakota. I barely remember her being posted, but the Dakota poster with the tin foil windows was ever present. The Galactica girl was my favourite, or maybe Bella, because of their reaction to Anon Babble.

Checked twitter for news on Anon Babble. Spent time on Anon Babble related streaming sites chatting and watching kino.

It's funny. I keep thinking of 2011 as the year I finally "escaped" Anon Babble and moved on.

It is VERY slow now. But a lot of that is the lack of waifu posting.

33, started in 2006. Maybe 05. I know I used 5chan
I came here for the hentai
I still miss the frames look sometimes.

Not really. There are moments. When Lowtax committed suicide was a big reflective moment for me. For really old fags - AICN was finally taken off-line the same day as Anon Babble going down. That had an unexpectedly big impact on me, despite me leaving that place around 2003 to go to SA (and eventually here).

To answer your question - I don't feel bad about the state of the site as it currently is, because it """died""" around 2012-13 anyway. Anon Babble's best period for me was really pre-2011 anyway, the tripfag era. The only thing that I find a little sad is how slow the board is now. Which means in about 5 years it will probably go the way of AICN

But a lot of that is the lack of waifu posting

Jannies stamped out the last holdover of Anon Babble culture by enforcing that one rule. It exists only in a zombified form post-Emma War.

the tripfag era

it's insane to think about how this board probably had the most tripfags i've ever seen on Anon Babble back in the day and now you don't see a single one thats Anon Babble exclusive. I'd like to think some of the best posters still lurk, but thats even if they're still alive

been on this shithole website for 15 years

read Anons talking about how they're 30+ years old, NEET, and still coming here over the years

think I would never let myself become like that

would probably be normalfag with wife and kids by late 20s/30s

wouldn't even go on the computer anymore

now I'm pushing 30 and I'm still here

wasted my entire youth playing games, doing jack shit in front of a screen alone

never been in a relationship, no kids, or career

At least I started working (dead end jobs) a couple years ago

Per capita Anon Babble always had more.

Do any of you oldfags have memes from the inception days?