Who has the most kino sports career? Who would be the best choice for a biopic that hasn't already been done?

Who has the most kino sports career? Who would be the best choice for a biopic that hasn't already been done?

Bruce Jenner

John Rocker

Steph curry

John Lindsey

Be high school baseball star

Drafted in the 13th round of the MLB draft in 1995

Be decent but unremarkable minor league player

Bounce around single A farm systems

Happy to get payed playing baseball when most prospects would have realized they aren't making it and given up

Finally make it to double A after 7 years

Decide to try your luck in an independent league

Get injured

Decide to retire after 11 years and enroll in community college

*ring ring*

Former coach wants you to try out for his new team

Makes another double A team

Gets first triple A call up

Play well enough to get invited to major league training camp

Thanks but no thanks, back to triple A

Play in Mexico during the offseason

Finish your 16th season in the minor leagues

*ring ring*

Major league team has a roster spot open for the last month of the season

its_happening.jpg

Sent on to pinch hit

Opponent changes pitchers

womp_womp.png

Replaced without facing a pitch

Get your first major league hit 4 days later, after 16 years in the minors

Make a total of 12 at-bats over the next 4 weeks

No more hits

Get hit by pitch

Broken hand

Sent back to triple A in offseason

Play 3 more seasons

Never called back up

This guy spent 19 years just being an unknown ball player, but he got his 1 hit in the majors.

bo jackson

OJ

Kek imagine not despising everything about Peyton Manning and his retard clone Eli.

Don Bradman

file.png - 423x568, 225.22K

nepo baby biopic

yawn

18-1

why does the mlb have so many draft rounds? it has to be the easiest major sports league to play in

t. Pat McPatrick

probably one of those baseball players that played on acid or meth or whatever the stories usually are I forget

peyton mannings whole movie would be about his wife getting steroids mailed to herself that he swears he didn't take. and all his sexual assaults he committed like on the trainer at Tennessee.

Joe Flacco. He's both the most underrated Quarterback in NFL history and the greatest player of all time regardless of position

images (24).jpg - 554x554, 45.24K

This. Everyone knows Joe Flacco is elite and better than cheating Brady and Manning ever were

Yea true bro I agree with this guy. Joe Flacco is the best player I've ever seen and at 6'6 he has truly elite Chad height unlike lil tommy and pooton

Trvth nvke

This guy knows ball

Dock Ellis. Pitched a no hitter on acid.

I normally dislike linking but in Flaccos case will make exception. <(^-^)> Had Billy Chokediff not shanked a kick would have kicked Brady outta playoffs, not Flaccos fault.

after watching the Dale Earnhardt documentary I really think he deserves a legit Oscarbait type film

Do it for Dale

The rivalry between Dale Sr and pre mustachio Gordon is solid but him and Petty instantly awesome Hollyweird please.

elite

you have his friendship with Neil Bonnett, him trying to be a good father to Dale Jr and his other kids, could easily hammer out a 2-hour movie

even if hollywood rejects it, if it's done well and respectfully it'll rake in cash in the southeast

It's so grim that this gets more replies than on Anon Babble where it would be jannied immediately

No doubt. Was still a kid when it happened and though I am still into vroom now as an adult it did hurt, *though I was a Gordon fan* still did.

Titans' 08, washed out old scarred QB with a drinking problem steps up for an underdog but solid team. It's a story straight out of Hollywood. The Ravens had to injure Chris Johnson to stop them sadly.

I see Flaccoposting, I'm calling based

Tom Brady is the easy answer.

lol, lmao even.

IMG_4279.png - 567x831, 524.24K

Is that you, JFFM?

Mahomes is the best to ever do it, no matter how many times that schizo spams his cherry-picked webms in /nfl/

we'll see in 20 years

Ray Lewis
Show us everything
Even the murder

that guy who got blown out in the last televised NFL game?

Aaron Hernandez jerked off in front of teammates and told people he wanted to rape his mom, then he murdered a bunch of people. It would be a kino character study.

What do you think?

embiid once he wins a ring. he didn't pick up a basketball until he was 16 in some camp. then flew to the usa and played JV highschool ball not even knowing the rules but learned enough to go to kansas. would have been 1st overall pick if he didn't get hurt. misses his first 2 seasons in the nba nobody thought he would ever play a game. then after the most heartbreaking lost in basketball history he becomes an MVP of the sport and olympic gold medalist.

Rube Wadell

Chased Fire Trucks Waddell was known to leave games mid-inning if he heard a fire truck, running off to chase it like a curious kid.

Hypnotized by Puppies

Opposing teams would sometimes distract him by bringing puppies or shiny objects into the stands — and it often worked.

Struck Out for Fun

He once struck out the side on just nine pitches… then did it again the next inning, just because he could.

Waddell.jpg - 211x279, 36.06K

Get this garbage off my board…you faggots have an entire board dedicated to goyball