Schaal was born on January 24, 1978, in Longmont, Colorado,[2] to a Lutheran family of Dutch ancestry.[3] She was raised on her family's cattle ranch, in a rural area near Boulder, Colorado.[3] Her father is a construction worker and her mother a secretary.[4]
Actors who are NOT nepo babies/well-connected?
Leighton Meester was born while her mom was doing time in federal prison for drug trafficking
Charlize Theron grew up barefoot in an Afrikaner enclave.
She also shot her father to death
Jonathan Bernthal was born Giuseppe Bernatelli in Queens, New York, on September 20, 1976, the fourth of five children and the only son of Leonora (née Romano) and Enrico "Rico" Bernatelli.[3] His parents were immigrants from Palermo, Sicily,[4] and the family spoke Italian at home.[5] Bernthal was raised Catholic and practices the faith to this day.[6]
Bernthal had an unhappy childhood, living with an alcoholic, physically abusive father.[7] While his father drank up what little money they had, Bernthal and his mother and sisters endured "crippling poverty".[8]
You almost got me
Jonathan Edward Bernthal[1] was born in Washington, D.C. on September 20, 1976, to a Jewish family.[2][3] He is the son of Joan Lurie (née Marx) and Eric Lawrence "Rick" Bernthal, a former lawyer with Latham & Watkins LLP and chair of the board of directors for The Humane Society of the United States until 2019.[1][4] His paternal grandfather was musician and producer Murray Bernthal (1911–2010).[5] He has two brothers: Nicholas, an orthopedic surgeon and professor at UCLA, and Thomas, a consulting agency CEO who is married to former Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg.[6][7][8][9] His cousin was rock musician Adam Schlesinger (1967–2020).[10]
Damn, what a badass. Respect
Another member of the surprisingly not Jewish club
Driver was born in Fontana, California, on November 19, 1983.[6][7] He is the son of Nancy Wright (née Needham), a paralegal, and Joe Douglas Driver.[8][9] His father's family is from Arkansas, and his mother's family is from Indiana. His family moved to San Diego, where Driver spent time with them until he was seven years old.[10][11] After his parents were divorced, Driver and his mother moved to Mishawaka, Indiana, where he was primarily raised by his stepfather, Rodney G. Wright, a Baptist minister.[12][13] Driver graduated from Mishawaka High School in 2001, while spending time with his older sister and mother at their hometown.[14][15] Driver was raised Baptist, and sang in the choir at church.[16] Driver has described his teenage self as a "misfit"; he told M Magazine that he climbed radio towers, set objects on fire, and co-founded a fight club with friends, inspired by the 1999 film Fight Club.[17]
I watched a video of Blake Lively vs Leighton Meester irl. "Gossip Girl" had a live panel and someone mentioned a character being caged up. And Blake busts out,
"Well, some of us were born in a cage, lol."
The Lively Family should be discussed in the Nepo-baby "Hall of Fame". Her brother is still my favorite Rusty (Lampoons Vacation).
surprisingly not Jewish club
Got room for one more?
I want to say Kiernan Shipka is self-made, but she has tons of Old Hollywood connections. Not blood related, but Kiki is probably one of the most powerful stars ITT.
Olivia Wilde
Who needs family connections when you're willing to fuck anybody and everybody (figuratively and literally) to get to the top
You son of a bitch, I’m in
the GOAT of actually-not-jewish
lmao gem
That’s cheating
No one can tell Italians and Jews apart
Millie Bobby Brown pretends she's British, even though she spent all of her formative years in America. I'm surprised she doesn't pretend to be Jewish too!
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jews get rich and live long happy lives, having gotten away with everything
meanwhile, thousands of palestinians die screaming daily
where is allah?
Anya Taylor Joy was randomly discovered by a modeling scout while walking her dog
mafia
not well connected
Can one still be considered a nepo-baby if her sister's acting career never amounted to shit?
I mean, look at the Duff sisters. Or the Mara sibs.
She's so beautiful but she waxes her legs and arms and happy trail :(
Nick Kroll. the dude grinded his way up from absolutely nothing. word is he spent years as a location scout working his ass off till a casting director walked past him one day and dropped her thermos, he ran over to help her and on a whim she decided to give him a shot. mad respect.
His father is a billionaire businessman who founded the corporate investigations and risk consulting firm Kroll Inc.
Yeah okay dumbfuck lmfao
His name isn't dumbfuck. It's obviously Nick Kroll.
Jessica Chastain
muh boers work by their bootstraps, are being unjustly geocided by African majority (of south Africa)
your ass is greenlit
boers have been in south africa for longer than bantus
Leighton Meester was born while her mom was doing time in federal prison for drug trafficking
How does she exist then?
the white '''genocide''' is just white farmers continually killing each other over domestic abuse and violence
Some things just never change
She's actually into drugs herself. But so was the whole cast of Gossip Girl and The O.C.
One Tree Hill has been a harder nut to crack. Their podcast is heavily edited. They imply drugs were taken but never admit to it.
Jewishness isn't just appearance, there's an obnoxious, arrogant essence about them as well. None of these people have that.
Your favorite Rusty was the one from European Vacation? He was always my least favorite
"Rusty World Tour"
I almost bought a replica jacket. So yeah, he's my fave. He was all about getting foreign pussy and never took shit from his family.
Best Rusty.
FUCK NEPOBABIES
Adam Schlesinger
Goddamn his name is basically Jew Kikesinger
what the fuck is this body type
no tits no ass shaped like a noodle
Her face is sexo, same with picrel. So the universe got balance that given them flat bodies, with curves like I don't know Jessica Biel or ScarJo those bitches would be unstoppable
Ital’d
If you're focusing on her body, you're completely missing what she's actually trying to say.
these transcluent dresses suck
Is that her twin on the right?
Allah never existed. It was hallucinated by a schizophrenic Muhammad.
There's no fucking way this guy isn't Jewish. He probably had a great-grandmother or some matriarchal ancestor convert to Christianity, but that nose does not fool me.
Meet the anti-nepo
She even divorced her own mother
Families SUCK!
She connects with producers' penises. So she's very well connected in that sense.
Tapeworm physique. She put on some decent weight as the years passed and looked amazingly fuckable in Tron Legacy.
I can.
Thought this was a joke, got damn.
Euro skit is still funny.
4-5 sawsages
we can eat so much as we like and not get heavy because of olive oil
think i've heard these exact words said by at least three italians