Who has the best beard in hollywood?

Call me retard but Tomdaya is genuine

Whoever is currently "dating" Leonardo Retardo DiCaprio

I have that shirt it’s a Uniqlo u airism shirt in like metallic purple or something

Uniqlo makes some quality garments

Multi billions dollar movies star has to settle with mid brown forever or the entire leftist population will come after you

Kek

tfw your gf has bigger feet than you

How does a man beard another man? those are 2 guys

Used to now they aren’t that great

women over 25

he doesn't want me T_T

"he's gay" TwT

Let it go, he's fucking fat, old, and retarded enough to vote Kamala. Let the young whores leech his money. It's the circle of life.

Anon Babble approved couple

They still hang out fr though, right? You think they ever tried it? Like they're doing press somewhere for Spider-Man and they share a hotel room. He comes out the shower and she notices he's pretty fit. She's lounging around in a loose shirt and he catches a glimpse of her flat chest and cute nips. They have a little something to drink and they decide to practice kissing "for the cameras". Then things escalate from there and they discover their bodies are actually pretty compatible. That doesn't seem so far fetched, does it?

Not sure this counts, but ChloMo?
All her boyfriends were such faggots they turned her into one.

I thought girls hated guys shorter than them

Kek, Spidey loves gay black men. It is known.

Take solace in the fact that Tobey Maguire dumped his old ass wife and started fucking a young slut who is reddit famous. Leo would be proud.

he HAUNTS the art galleries

nah you're right, it's probably one of the most genuine relationships in hollywood honestly. incels on Anon Babble just can't recognize it.

Was her husband a beard or was he just a cuck? Idk, but I fucked her.

how often are beards mutual?
I had a lesbian neighbor who dated a current american senator

Hear me out! ...she's friends with Taylor Swift.

she's friends with Taylor Swift

that's all u needed to say negro, that's all u needed to say

"Her" being taller than "him" is very funny.

wtf is a beard? are you just making this up?

If you look up the definition of beard you should see a photo of Aaron Rodgers dating Olivia Munn

who? what does it mean

Aaron Rodgers is a football player.

He "really, really likes women"

Nah it’s because he was a child actor. He never matured emotionally and so prefers younger women. Eventually he will crack when one of his hoes breaks his heart (hopefully he doesn’t rope like Bordaine.)

he never matured

that's why he likes younger women

Kek

With fame you can actually choose to not be gay, at least if you utilise your money and influence.
A beard is a fake wife or girlfriend, that you use to detract people from calling you gay, its been a thing for decades.

Hugh Jackman has a beard as does Ryan Reynolds.

Funny thing - she might not even be the beard for him. She looks androgynous and man face enough to pass for a man for him.
I genuinely believe they love each other. It's just that besides usual sex she also strapons the hell out of him.

Nah, he just knows that women only want him for his money and fame. Better to just bang young pussy than marry some hag that's going to divorce rape him.

Nah RR is bi. It’s why he got so mad when his wife tried to step out on him with her costar.

When it comes to Ryan, I think Blake is so unbelievably stupid, she thinks he's straight.

He does fuck girls though. But that's just narcissism and psychotic behavior if you're a closeted faggot. Both of which, he is.

He was her husband but she is hardcore lesbian. Him offing himself proves that he wasn't a beard. Beard would just not care.
I pity him, she probably is evil bitch.

Johnathan Frakes.

OH! You mean....

narcissism and psychotic behavior if you're a closeted faggot

Thats like 80% of actors desu, for some reason and I dont know why the only ones I can think of that aren't entirely like that are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

Ben is just an alcoholic, he might be getting better though. Matt Damon seems okay, his mother raised him correctly.

Smart people who care about fucking democracy voted for Kamala.

Kek

Hugh Jackman has a beard

he doesn't, his wife left him. he has another goomah now

Ryan Reynolds.

was married to scarjo

you dont know what a beard is

that guy who married natasha leggero (less funny Riley Reid)
that one football fag olivia munn used to date
everyone who dated Ellen page pre transition

no you didnt David Choe, stop lying

The Brits kept hearing Rupert Everett whine about losing lead roles so they all got kids with women now. Sienna Miller has like kids with 5 different men

Is every actor in Hollywood a fag?

what the hell are there even "beards" now in "current year" + 10?
I thought all you LA faggots were "enlightened"

the overpriced tourist shithole lost all their corporate stores

so sad

and you don't follow the news
his wife left him, he has another goomah now, or "beard" as you call it
reynolds was married to scarjo, he was also in relationship with alanis morissette. you think it was always blake lively?

Camilla Belle was beard for Joe Jonas and Tim Tebow.

He doesn’t look manlet here wtf

You're joking, right?

I think this too, but I also think genuine relationships can't last in Hollywood, so their days are numbered.

it's not a joke
he got divorced

pretty sure that's why Tom is "retiring", I wouldn't be surprised if Zendaya followed suit and stepped back from the spotlight soon.
retiring in quotes cause I'm sure he will still take the odd role here and there, but he seems pretty serious about it so I think they're planning a soft retirement from Hollywood to focus on having a family.

your votes don´t fucking matter , they put in whoever they want out of the stable for you retards to gobble up their broken promises.
vote with your wallet and / or gun

I can't believe you're so clueless. Idk you, but you belong on reddit.

No contest. He took her private jet to go to Indiana

I genuinely think he's probably bi, given how the whole Umbrella dance. But Zendaya seemed to enjoy it so, whatever works for them.

Lando Norris and that Portuguese whoe

I believe this more every time I see him.

stars in a gay movie

do you think he might be gay, bros?

Americans lol

She's hotter and richer than him

are you seriously so retarded you think there's only one beard?
stupid fucking retard.

Can't believe there's actual Tom HollandxZendayape fags here.

she's hotter

lol. Can't beat JBW.

Maybe he's a degenerate bi and sincerely enjoys fucking young models, but it's an open secret he's dating Haas

So why did she have a threesome with 2 yt boys on camera while Tom got fucked in the ass by a nigroidian gentleman?

cope faggot you wish he was fucking your ass

lol you're just mad because you wanted to fuck sutton foster

hugh won

Take solace in the fact that Tobey Maguire dumped his old ass wife and started fucking a young slut who is reddit famous. Leo would be proud.

He may seem unassuming but Tobey was part of the pussy posse with Leo back when they were young.

acting is real life

Look at his face, he's a fugly rat. Take away the celeb halo and he's invisible. A 5/10 girl is out of his league.

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CMBYN is not a gay movie. He literally eats pussy in that film. Besides, no gays would agree to do that filth