Somehow doakes returned

surprise motherfucker

Good

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

Doakes never died and everyone knows it, scuba gear and a horse and he escaped

I caught you motherfucker, tight supple boytwink bussy on a tuesday night... are you fucking retarded?

people have been wanting this for like 15 years
who cares at this point dexter is trash just give us robo doakes already

this. full retard dexter could be glorious.

Secret twin brother or ghost hallucination?

it'll either be a hallucination or a flashback
they've already done this GUYS DOAKES IS BACK gimmick before

Full on The Raid 2 knife fight between Dexter and Doakes season finale, both stalemate, Dexter magically heals all wounds using dark passenger, Doakes using AI robo stasis to heal while shifting out of reality

Mecha Doakes

in the middle of it, cut to the lame conclusion of the unsatisfying soap opera b plot where angel's ongoing courtship of uma's character culminates in an awkward date where he hits the booze too hard and mentions his ex wife too much

What if Doakes is Dexters new ghost? Cause Debs not returning, right?

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If he doesn't come back as Dexter's ghost saying "Surprise Motherfucker" then I am giving the series a 1/10

better idea: doakes is a rival serial killer's dark passenger and he and harry have a ghost face off similar to egg chen and lo pan in btilc.

angel's ongoing courtship of uma's character culminates in an awkward date where he hits the booze too hard and mentions his ex wife too much

In english doc

how esl are you, friend

He's the only reason I decided to give this show a chance

just retcon everything after S1

Robodoakes

Dead or alive, muthafucka.

The mechadoakes prophecy finally fulfilled

The belief is that the rekindled popularity of Dexter memes among the late Gen Z tiktok crowd is what ultimately led to Resurrection in the first place, so I wouldn't be surprised if we get another Surprise Mother Fucker, Miguel saying AHOY!, and Arthur doing a little jig.

People who rag on any of the Dexter seasons for being bad don’t realize the utter slop they’ve been given to work with. The books are so outlandishly terrible that I’m surprised the show ended up being half as good as it is.

this is honestly what i've always wanted from the later seasons of Dexter. Harry is replaced with Doakes and he's constantly talking shit to Dexter and fucking with his head to the point where Dexter starts to get sloppy and how it leads to him getting caught.

If they’re trying to keep the show even somewhat grounded, ghost/flashback Doakes is the only real option. Robo-Doakes would be if they don’t give a fuck anymore and are just trying to make as big a meme as possible

wasnt there a thread literally yesterday joking about this happening?

tfw Doakes faked his own death and disappeared for 6 seasons just so he could die again in direct to paramount+ slop

Dexter somehow survives getting shot in the heart and escapes from the hospital without Batista arresting him and goes to NYC and joins the serial killer avengers or something and his son is also a serial killer

Pretty sure they don’t give a fuck anymore. Robo-Doakes confirmed.

Doakes is probably going to be his self hatred coming out

Harry ghost: we did the best under the circumstances, you know that

Doakes ghost: you're a fucking psycho, you know what

There’s a good 20% chance this entire seasons ends with “it was all a dream as he lay dying in the snow”.

I’ll kill the showrunners myself, Dexter-style, if they pull this shit

full on cyborg doakes

The prophecy fulfilled. Anyone still got the old memes?

In interview Deb seems physically and mentally uncomfortable being around Michael C Hall and Dexter in general.

she has no choice
it's either the typecast or the dead career

she will always be Dexter's sister, she will always be MC Hall's exwife

Anyone still got the old memes?

The only one I saved apparently

almost forgot about this nigga
Remember when (((they))) tried to say he blew himself for like 10 seconds up when everyone knows the cops burned down that house down 1000% so they didn't have to risk getting shot?

Could be a flashback or Harry like mental projection

doakes returned

Well, this confirms my theory that this entire show is going to be "Dexter is on the hospital bed dying and hallucinating all this" trash.

hallucination when he wakes up, miguel and trinity killer are going to appear too

dexter copies all the previous villains he killed M.O while killing everyone from the serial killer cult

hire me

The person hallucinating it all isn't Dexter, its that autistic kid from St. Elsewhere.

Average age of this cast must be 50+. Why can't they stop aging bros?

It's about time

Someone really watched him on six feet under and thought he could play a perfect emotionless serial killer