Nieces are staying over this weekend

just look at these brats. they're literally asking for it.

Gay Niggers From Outer Space (might be good I dunno, but could make them giggle)
Blazing Saddles
Happy Gilmore
Cutthroat Island
Waterworld
Robocop 2
Goldeneye
Drop Dead Fred
The Adam's Family
Casper the Friendly Ghost (Live Action)
Honey I shrunk the Kids (Every one)
Wallace & Gromit (One where they go to the moon)
Whilie Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons.
What's Opera Dog
That BB one where he shaves Elmer Fudd.
Bridesmaids
Edward Scissorhands
Batman & Batman Returns
Biodome
Rover Dangerfield
Natural Born Killers
An American Tail
An American Tail 2 Drivel Goes West
Deus Biggalo Male Gigalo

Ask them how old. For all we know, they think 90s stuff is downright vintage.
Anyway I recommend Castle In The Sky.

Oi showed my niece Bringing out The Dead, everyone like it, but ymmv.

youtube.com/watch?v=uExcak1owcI
ur niece has good taste

Just remember to keep the door open to the room anon.

Same thing my mom told me when my niece needed to use my pc.

What was that for?

The black cauldron

Sorry, was it pedophile answers only?

HAHAHA DUDE WHAT IF HE MOLESTED HIS NIECE HAHA WOW I'M SO EDGY AND FUNNY TO IMPLY THIS HOLY SHIT LMAO ONLY ON Anon Babble AMIRITE?

becky sharp is the first 3-strip technicolor film

settle down, ok?

your mom thinks you rape kids

It's that or mom knows bitches lie and you're creepy enough to catch a false accusation and have it stick

Just put on one of those old 2D Disney princess movies

original lilo and stitch

many are saying this

Show them Return to Oz, it's traumatic while still technically being a kids movie.

No you retards. It’s not about you but about teaching them to keep the door open whenever adult men are hanging out with them so that when the town rapist tries something they get caught. You are essentially helping to train them to associate an adult insisting on closing the door with abnormality and danger (which is good since it means they will try to gtfo of those situations.)

Mask

me at family dinner few years ago

i get up, tell my brother i have to take a piss

apparently at the same time a few seats over two of my nieces got up as well to go to bathroom

me and them walk away simultaneously

aunt gets up quickly "I'll walk with you two"

not all family members trust me

Nymphomaniac part 1 and 2

oh good I was hoping you'd join in and show them the basics

E.T.

Not surprised that this board is full of creepy uncles

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines

Its like a mix between Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Allo Allo, The Herbie films and Rat Race.

Its hillarious, has some of the most spectacular arial stunts you'll see in any film, an all star cast, and the BEST movie song ever:
youtu.be/LPlRxXmQ8xM?si=P_uUaj_fgc8L3NL8

You'll all enjoy it, and learn something too, its actually a true story.

I'll walk with you two

Not even lying that she needs to go too.

Depends on how old they are.
<10 I'd say some old Disney shit.
No idea for anything older, I wouldn't know a good old chick movie if it bit me in the ass.

don't take things personally (unless there's reasons....) but this is the same reasoning that "You are essentially helping to train them to associate an adult insisting on following them in close spaces away from their parents with abnormality and danger (which is good since it means they will try to gtfo of those situations.)"
Blame the (male) rapists for ruining the lives of normal people ;)

Oh and by old disney movie I don't mean song of the south.

there are foids that are more afraid of a statically insignificant phenomenon (man raping children) than niggers committing crimes which has a higher incidence pro capita

Quaint if you ask me, since the number is about a hundred to thousand times higher

A horror movie, not even joking. Kids always wanna watch horror movies.

A Little Princess
Matilda

The Parent Trap
Andre
Fly Away Home
Homeward Bound

Honey I Shrunk the Kids

we shouldn't protect children because adults are victims

concerning

Flop the ol' fella out halfway through the film and say in your best gruff voice

hey guys...what do we think about this thing right here?...

Matilda is pozzed

4/10 troll

Fern Gully

Beethoven

never seen, explain?

Beau pere

explain?

1. It helps no one to be reductive
2. Matilda (1996) is indeed Dahlkino brought to the big screen at its best
3. Why are you even asking this about something you're far too young to have seen? Finish wanking in the loo and then find a real hobby, faggot

the secret of nimh

Why would he molest her you creepy fuck?!

The Dark Knight Rises

same here and I remember none of it. I think this movie made me like slavic vibes.

Spirit?

What if it's that the aunt didn't trust them? Maybe she expected them to try and peep on you.

Town rapist gets me every single fucking time

kek

Don Bluth stuff
Secret of Nihm
Dark Crystal
Never Ending Story
Conan the Barbarian
Berserk
Army of Darkness.

It isn't. Just the new version where Miss Honey is black. Don't watch that one.