This will probably be on a netflix documentary in a few months
tldr:
mom grinds up deathcap mushrooms to make a beef wellington to feed her husbands side of the family
its funny, there's more to it, but she's a dumb bitch who got caught disposing all the evidence on camera
abc.net.au
i think the ex husband set her up
Oh yeah I heard of this like a year or 2 ago. I have no idea how Australian courts work, is there a person who covers this type of stuff like those Yourubd lawyers?
I have no idea how Australian courts work
I don't either, all I know is that there's Kangaroos involved and is generally considered unpleasant.
A major problem with trial by peers is that they can be biased or emotionally influenced. Australia solved this problem with Kangaroo Courts, as the kangaroo is equally hostile to all life. This ensures fairness and justice in all cases.
As much as the media is pushing this it’s just not interesting .
2000 deathcapperoos??
It's interesting because she's clearly guilty as sin and yet she's denying everything. Everyone's just waiting to see the crash.
even if she's innocent she deserves prison for looking like that
she's getting the boot
as an Australian I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing about this dumb ass case they were regurgitating it on the radio for months genuinely who gives a fuck why is it in the public spotlight are journos really that fucking desperate FUCK OFF
what else would the news talk about, they always look for these weird ones to blow up
made excuses for why her kids weren't going to be there at the dinner
didnt eat any herself
owned the hydrator that they found at the dump site
cant name the store where she allegedly bought the deathcap mushrooms
ex husband talking about how she got really fucking weird about money/inheritance
Yeah she's done.
What did she think was gonna happen? the absolute lack of ability to think 5 minutes into the future for some people is insane.
plan a premeditated murder
one of the most serious crimes you could ever commit usually ending in a mandatory life sentence
commit the murder and then decide to just wing it and hope you can talk your way out of it
has a different colour plate to everyone else
factory reset her phone three times later that day
beef wellington
Alright the plate thing is actually funny
The murderer isn't a man so women don't give a shit
LOCK HER UP
disposes her food dehydrator that contrained traces of the mushrooms at some local disposer in broad daylight in her family car
bruh
yes, truly smart people don't commit these crimes.
Holy fuck she's retarded kek. That timeline of events is insane.
It’s Chris Watts level planning
I would have listened
You forgot
lied about having cancer to everyone at the table
feed the kids leftovers but 'scraped' off the mushrooms
pretended to have diarrhoea, drove her kids around all day, then checked herself into hospital, and left when every doctor was telling her to stay because they were worried she had eaten the mushrooms
The bit I don't get is if she was also trying to kill her ex husband, why didn't she just abort mission when he wasn't going to be there?
yeah, the only plausible way out is if a certain store somehow included the deathcaps due to soem error. That would be easy to prove though.
documentary
this should be a coen brothers kino, not a doc
Burn after reading/fargo tier levels of insanity
the video of her doing the interview outside her house all but confirmed that she murdered them with intent
fucking chris watts vibe
L:MFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The court also heard expert testimony from prosecution witness Dr Camille Truong, a mycologist at the Royal Botanic Gardens Victoria. Truong said that it was improbable that Erin purchased death cap mushrooms from an Asian grocer or supermarket since they only grew in the wild and could not be cultivated commercially.
kek
She wanted to kill his parents
Holy kek
unwellington
It’s the most interesting thing your country has produced since Steve Irwin’s death.
I can't believe I'm laughing at this
Top kek
6 week long trial
Why? This is open and shut.
you must understand sar, great county austalia is now staffered by india and china greatest countys.
Using death caps is classic assassination method, used famously all the time in Rome. It's a sneaky one because it doesn't kill instantly, but like a week later after the person thinks they recovered from some initial stomach ache.
This chick is just a retard, you don't even need a dehydrator, just put Mushrooms outside on paper in a sunny area.
wot
Why did she do it?
Its hard to prove intent beyond a reasonable doubt
we are overrun by third worlders.
Cellphone records alone will do it.
How would you have done it and not get found out? You can't say "I wouldn't do it"
I wouldn't do it
she must really hate her inlaws, she looked like she had a nice house too, maybe it was over money or some shit
How is this case taking so long when it seems such a slam dunk?
She just had to buy mushrooms from some chinese grocer in melbourne. The lawyers could probably create enough doubt in a jury that they came from their instead
They tested all mushrooms from all stores in the area and brought in commercial mushroom growers to discuss their supply chains as expert witnesses, so it still wouldn't have worked. She's cooked.
It's the type of murder plot that sounds good in a book but is pants on head retarded in 2025
Dump some killer mushrooms in an asian store mushroom, one with no CCTV. Dont buy and dump a drier, dont use different plates, dont visit killing mushrooms spots the very next day they are talked about.
Some more people would have probably died but she might gotten away with it
It sounds like an episode of Midsomer Murders
Yeah maybe it'll work in the 60s or something, but not today.
I'm sorry but this is the most interesting thing austrailia will have this decade so you better make the best of it
dont use different plates
Very high risk of self ingestion considering the stress and situation
dont visit killing mushrooms spots the very next day they are talked about
Hard not to do if you want to harvest. Don't mushrooms have a very short lifespan once they're fruiting?
unwellington
To be fair many years prior she had got an inheritance of $5 million and gave away large sums to her husbands side of the family which they never repaid, her in-laws were greedy
Who plays her in the kino? My money is on Margot Robbie going full Raging Bull to secure herself an Oscar.
There probably is. The courts are pretty strict though. You can't film in there normally.
I kek'd when they asked her why she drove hours to Melbourne to buy mushrooms for dinner and she said a particular store had the best one's
Oh yeah, what store?
...you know...a Chinese one
Which Chinese one?
Oh...I can't remember. But it was definitely Asian.
That will narrow it down lel
have no idea how Australian courts work,
I know some guy in a gym brained another guy with a plate on purpose in a gif I saw on fit and got a slap on the wrist
Starring Cate Blanchette in a Nutty Professor suit
From the director of Napoleon Dynamite
She could've planned this much better I must say.
Factory reset the phone the police took as evidence on another phone she owned
I wouldn't half doubt she just figured she would get him at the funeral. They highly suspect she tried on him once before after he ended up in the ICU with a mystery illness after dinner with her before.
I've met a few murderers through my old job and her demeanor here reminds me a lot of how somr would be. Incapable of producing any genuine emotion, physically, every emotion is a lazy performance which is just good enough to convince most average people most of the time. Just shit like 5 low effort attempts at manipulation in one conversation casually throwing shit against the wall to see if anything sticks.
If she wasn't so hilariously sus and constantly lying there'd be a reasonable chance of getting off
All she had to do was say she went picking mushrooms herself, nor go talking about deathcaps on facebook true crime pages and she could get off murder charges.
People do die from accidental mushroom poisoning, only a few years ago a commercial chef in Canberra picked the wrong type and killed a few people
I met six murders in the pod I was in while in gaol one got was nearly 60 and killed some random guy he got into a fight with outside the pub he had no prior record and was new to the whole thing(So was I) and he was so sad looking
Rebel Wilson
I can't believe it. I just wanted to cook a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. People, please be careful when shopping at Unspecified Asian Stores, it's just unbelievable they could have sold them to me. I hope those old people get better.
I went to visit my friend in prison for pretty minor charges and was shocked to see he was in with these huge profile gangsters. Apparrently it was because on remand they aren't all separated yet. We asked him what you talk to them about, and he said you don't talk to them. They have their own little social world.
This happened in Sweden I think, but as an accident.
It doesnt have to be found in their supply lines, it only needs to be planted in the packaging that she bought from the asian grocer. Dont even leave a full one, just rub it in there a bit and then throw them in the bin. The police find it, test it and see that there were deathcaps in the mushroom bag with all the other mushrooms. Would it be a guarantee that she'd get off? No, but all her lawyer has to do create doubt in the jury's mind about the sourcing, and then all the other phone evidence can be ignored as well.
The other thing she could have done is also ate the mushrooms, albeit in a smaller quantity. Even a watered down teaspoon of it. Her stomach illnesss consisted of a 10s trip to the toilet caught on video at a servo whilst she was out driving her son for hours. She needed to be sick
Mine was after being convicted and being sentenced you are separated by the classo(Classification) they give you which depends on your charge So there's AA, A1, A2 which is maximum security so you can be A1U with the "U" standing for unsentenced to the lowest classo which is C3 but you can't be C3U because C3 classo get day release, work release, etc
How are Australian radio morning shows?
Shit and gay. I haven't listened to it in years since I let high school and stopped driving to school/work with my parents.
Nta
Same as here then, thank you.
it looks like there' a uge maneating saltwater on 51st so you'll want to detour around that
today like every day the ozone is thin so the sun will kill you
oh and dont forget to tip your shoes upside down or a deadly spider or scorpion will kill you
the asian grocer
The problem being there was no Asian grocer. The elephant didn't even think she'd need a story with more depth than "I bought it some place far away that I can't remember a single thing about and forgot to use my gps to get there"
Absolute garbage. Some "ordinary" people waffling shit with a failed comedian sidekick.
The only slightly tolerable radio hosts were kyle and Jackie O who are the most famous. They got more degenerate and unlistenable over time.
I was surprised at how fucking gay the rock station hosts were. I thought rock was supposed to be cool.
LMAO
i only listen to triple j and FBI radio sydney, both pretty woke shit welcome to country types but the choons bang
It's the type of murder plot that sounds good in a book but is pants on head retarded in 2025
There's a novel called The Debt To Pleasure where the narrator uses exactly this technique. (As the book progresses you realize he's completely insane and has killed loads of people.)
she invites you over for dinner plus 4 other yobs
only one guest will survive
that one survivor wins a million cash and her house
do you go?
Meanwhile in my European country ...
Arab migrants have heard about mushrooms
it's basically free food, so they go into the woods and rip all the mushrooms out, leaving not a single one for other hikers
Arabs of course don't know shit about mushrooms, they take ALL the mushrooms, including death caps
every autumn one of two families die because of this
sometimes one or two kids are saved because of donor livers
Every
fucking
autumn.
Listen to SBS Chill, it's unironically one of the best radio stations out there.
sbs.com.au
All Australians deserve death for letting the port arthur massacre false flag go unpunished.
i do brudda, for some reason you can listen to it on the tv with various other abc/sbs radio stations, usually put it on coming home late
pay african or muslim guy to kill family
he kills them and gets arrested
woke judge lets him off with a warning
me and african/muslim guy get cocktails on the beach to celebrate our success