Jeremy Renner is BACK on the red carpet
Jeremy Renner
Rod report?
Cock condition?
bulge status?
Looks smooth as an action man in that photo
I heard his dick was on joe rogan last week
Pole position?
Rocket status: unpolishable
There's something off.
any footage of him walking with his new legs?
Gone in 60 seconds
Will you guys grow up? Renner heroically dived under a snowplow to save his nephew, stayed months in a hospital and through sheer will made a miraculous recovery. Now he's back to doing movies and it's frustrating enough that he only gets paid half of what I used to earn for my previous roles without having to deal with your immature penis jokes. His dick works just fine lol, sometimes it works overtime.
Weiner word?
Shlong sitrep?
I wish he had been in more of the Mission Impossible movies.
Erection estimation?
His dick works just fine lol, sometimes it works overtime.
Well, that's good to h- wait a minute how do you know that? J-jeremy? Is that you?
t. Jeremy Renner
Pecker performance?
Can't see much of a bulge there (yes I always examine actors bulges)
penis prognosis?
Johnson journal?
Meat malfunction?
Im not Jeremy Renner, you nerds need to get a life out of your moms basement
Sausage statistics?
How do you know?
Im not Jeremy Renner
That's exactly what Jeremy Renner would say. C'mon man, tells you about the pecker. It's true the docks reattached upsidedown and you had them killed by chinese hitmen?
Anaconda analysis?
Willy whereabouts?
Chicken status: unchokeable
Sausage Situation?
Was the carpet red to begin with?
What's worse snowplow or smelting accident?
Weiner wellbeing?
Dong Diagnosis?
Foreskin Forecast?
dingding documentation?
Pecker Prognosis?
Prostate posture?
Pud projection?
Snake standing?
the dick is alright
Prostate is not on your penis
Shaft status quo?
holy shit this thread
Flute function?
Someone needs to give me a Renner pecker report
Diddle dossier?
Log livelihood?
Would these threads stop if he told the truth?
I see a bulge.
Pipe practice?
If only there was some kind of app to discuss Jeremy Renner.
Wood worth?
Rod remnants?
Anon Babble.org
no bulge whatsoever
Reduced to atoms.
Boner Briefing?
Gearing up for the Zelensky biopic.
Shit actually! Renner would be a choice pick.
Monkey status: unspankable
sausage status?
too old
did he lose his penis in that accident
Is it his bulge or does he do like the FTM trannies and hide a floppy dildo in there?
he didn't lose it, it's stored in a safe place
he did. did he?
Severely mutilated. Much like that /jazz/ boy this board is so fond of
None of these retards picked up on using "I". Super obvious shit tier bait regardless.
His dick
Phallus status?
Penis prognosis?
We know exactly where it is, but we can't get to it because an endangered species of bird picked it up and used it for his nest. Getting it back right now would be extremely illegal, but the Supreme Court will be deciding if they'll take up the case next July.
No-dick verdict?
That was funny on jre interview he told Anon Babble to fuck ofd
the pain in his eyes
If I ever get PLOUGHED, just send me to Canada to the MAID machines.
Member memorandum?
Retards, retards everywhere now.
Pecker dossier?
Hailee sucked his dick. He’s ok.
Apparatus affair?