Dexter: Resurrectiong trailer

Is Dexter going to experience what love feels like for the first time??

Mr. Dexter you've just became part of a bigger universe you just don't know it.

Looks more fun than New Blood at least

Dexter being part of a serial killer avengers team sounds immensely cringe.

they make you buy reusable ones now

So the police chief says you're the bay Harbour butcher my supposedly long dead friend

[Dexter dives out the window after saying he's going to take a shit and flees to New York]

Nice to see Miami Metro are still incompetent

Batista at Dexter's hospital bed

"She told me that you'e the bay ha'bo' butche'"

Oh shit! we're FINALLY getting a season of Dexter being exposed and having to face hi- oh nope, he is escaping through the hospital window, he's gone

I'M BACK!

He's obviously gonna kill all of them

Fweebo

I gotta get outta here

Agnel

I'm putting a team together.

HOLY KINO

They are nothing without doakes

serial killer avengers

Christ this is gonna be dogshit

....what the fuck is this?..

I’m more excited for original sin season 2

Is this gonna be like the apprentice but for serial killers?

If they wanted this series to be remembered seriously it shouldn't have run for more than 3 seasons but they understandably chose to milk it for all the cash they could get instead. So they might as well completely jump the shark like this and commit to the bit. Might be decent slop

This kids going to get caught in like 30 seconds

I don't follow Dexter, only watched a little of the original show. Didn't he died? How is he back exactly?

Will be hard for this season to beat the small winter town setting of New Blood

no Masuka

Dropped

I think he was confirmed

He didn't die

He faked his death in the original show and went to live in upstate New York. Then in the sequel series his son shoots him for strangling a black man (this was due to MC Hall not wanting to play the character anymore), only he survived (this is due to MC Hall liking money).

Dexter v John Wick team up movie when?

They show dexter survived the gunshot wound and is alive in the opening scene for original sin

Are they finally making the Dark Passenger a demon like in the books?

There is no lamer, more generic setting for a show than New York so I'm already nervous about this

He has resurrected

Robo Doakes better show up.

Dexter on pace to have more spinoffs than even The Walking Dead

Didn’t see that coming at all

Gets overpowered by a guy in handcuffs

Doakes was for buck breaking, not for thinking.

tiktok memed so much about this show that they made a prequel AND a sequel with actual actors

ZoomerGODS... I kneel

Yes he died, he was shot in the chest and spilled gallons of blood into the snow under him from what must have been a huge exit wound in his back.
The new show is hoping we don't rewatch that scene and accept that his injury was something more treatable.

this is due to MC Hall liking money

It's that but also the original Dexter series gaining new popularity with a new audience via TikTok memes since after New Blood came out

The new show is hoping we don't rewatch that scene and accept that his injury was something more treatable.

I think there was a interview of the showrunner explaining that it was possible to survive due to his blood freezing or some shit and thats why he didnt bleed out, tho obviously he said that after they got greenlit for another show

Might be total shit

Reminder that Harrison is a FAGGOT and a BABY that can't even use a treadmill.

Some editor was like yeah this is good enough to air

if they're embracing the campy retardation of the latter seasons i'll tune in for every episode

John Wick Universe but serial killers

is the midget a serial killer too? Does he have a bear costume and pose as a plushie?

I'll watch it (pirate style) but honestly it looks like too big of a deviation from what Dexter is supposed to be all about. Looks kinda like slop.

It was season 8, no one cared anymore.

that image

LMFAO

Dexter the show was always all over the place tonally. This looks like a perfect way to churn out a few more seasons of what has beena mediocre but somewhat enjoyable show since the first couple seasons.

That was Hall saying

“I don’t know what I am authorized to say other than, it’s really cold out there.”

It might be just barely plausible enough... but still not if you rewatch the scene and see how much he was clearly bleeding out anyway.

It would be funny if they were to edit the streaming version of this, remove the shot or reduce the blood, have him still conscious and moving a little, etc

So, Dexter is going full speed Fast and Furious road?

I'd say that's a fairly small amount of blood for the average sized person I'd say?

Dexter Season 4 ends on a somber note

Clyde Phillips leaves

intended to have Dexter go unhinged and caught in Season 5

returns after Season 8 bombs

Dexter New Blood has a serious tone throughout

bombs the ending

dies and clyde says he's dead for real

announces Original Sin instead

Dexter becomes popular on tiktok

MCH wants the character back

nvm he's alive and all logic goes out the window

fucking why
you gave him two endings, exile and death, now you won't even let him get caught and executed/advisor to the govt for serial murders?

You can bring back one character to be a regular for this season. Who you got?
For me it's Lumen

what if Doakes has a twin brother named Bloakes?

i guess, yeah

Dexter Gaming in Resurrection?

Young Dexter.

Would be cinema but I don't think they're gonna get that stupid with it

I doubt Sherriff Pocahontas would let him survive anyway. She let Harrison run away to avoid complications. Dexter surviving certainly counts as that.

New literally me just dropped.

astor

The Peter Weller guy, he was fun

That's also just 30 seconds after the gunshot and it hadn't stopped flowing when they cut away.

I assume its Harrison's room? Unless Dinklage thinks his murdervengers need down time.

The writer's are giving us all the various endings we could possibly want (even if they flub them all).

word looks like me but minus 20 lbs

It can be kino if they dedicate half the episodes on Dexter hunting down and fighting in creative settings with those other serial killers. They cast some heavy TV names to play them. Where is Masuka? He better be back since Batista and Harry are back. I don't like the NYC setting for Dexter, it's too overused for media, but whatever.

the chud

I imagine killing people like that would be Child's Play™

WTF? Another Dexter? Didnt he died on bloodlines or whatever it was call and what happened to the prequel series?

they were already in New York

kek I just remembered Dexter also has 2 step children running around out there and he never bothered with him after Rita died

the prequel series is still going on too

Masuka’s daughter

I love the roundtable of serial killers Dex is up against

Gay dad from Modern Family playing Gacy type

Polka Dot Man guy

NPH in a wig

Jesse's scag-addict gf with the ass

All with Dinklage playing some king of Nick Nack Fantasy Island character and Uma making her way back to the screen? I'm in.

they were in upper new york, i'm pretty sure this isn't manhattan

dexter is now a revivable monster like jason

Robo-Doakes

ice chud killer

Dexter actually is dead and the dark passenger is now just possessing his corpse

Kino or shit?

Considering all the bullshit this is the least egregious thing

Damn I haven't even finished new blood yet

jesus fuck, he looked okay in New Blood but this ain't it chef, times takes us all
On the other side, Uma Thuman has a cute hairstyle

NPH in a wig

Oh fuck I actually didn't recognise him. He's lost a shit tonne of weight.

It looks suitably terrible, but amazing at the same time. Like this is the kind of shit you'd expect as a joke, like a meme mocking the idea of silly sequels. But it's actually real AND has actual actors in it. I'm baffled and so fucking in. I'd never pay for it, but I'll stream it when it's done.

oh, one more thing...

The protege from S8 with the camera

This amount of plot armor/protection is getting a bit ridiculous.

They may as well throw vampires and wizards into the mix.

second dumbest thing in the season after those fucking screws

And he was a good kid

Looks very dumb and very fun

I only wish they'd get rid of the annoying sissy faggot midget (Harryson)

Harrison is a brunette now

I want to see dexter cut harrisons head off with a chainsaw

Incredible how much he ruined the last season. And at the very end.

>Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?

I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural New York would know about.

This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.

And she was a good friend.

kek that is the most kino shit idea I've ever heard. We all know it's stupid but you can't deny the hype.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY FUCKING WHY????????

I hate this motherfucker, I believe nobody liked him. WTF, why bring him back? A combination of an ugly midget actor and a very annoying marysue character

THREE BAD ENDINGS
3 BAD ENDINGS?!?!?!

It could be worse, at least he will still be in a supporting role, whereas at one point their announced plan was to do a New Blood season 2 centered around Harrison and keep his father dead

Bring back Quinn as a NYPD homicide detective and actually do something interesting with his character for once.

This premise is so retarded that it will either be a dumpster fire or incredible entertainment.

at least he will still be in a supporting role

Just look at this shit, they are surely going to waste plenty of time on him

I'm kind of excited to watch a show where I know all the characters, have seen every episode of the series, and I don't care one bit what happens. I'm here for the ridge and my expectations can't be lower. It's kinda freeing.

I honestly liked him when he was in the Dark Passenger apprentice program. He only goes completely to shit in the last episode. They fix that I'm interested.

seems more like some serial killer battle royale where the winner gets a bunch of money

Dinklage will be Epstein but for serial killing instead of sex cult stuff. Uma is Ghislane. The rest are stand ins for Manson, Kemper, Bundy, etc. It's Dexter kills the true crime universe.

which is also retarded. Could only be saved if Robo Doakes shows up and teams up with Dexter to kill them all in a massive brawl

Kek

Anyone else just happy to see dexter? the story is bad, but i just feel comfy watching, newblood specially. We need more dexterslop

James remar dark passenger

not a single second of Jennifer Carpenter

holy fuck bros is she finally gone?

They turned it into anti-hero capeshit.

Amazing how good it was until it wasn't.

>announces Original Sin instead

>Dexter becomes popular on tiktok

>MCH wants the character back

Original Sin and Resurrection were announced at the same time, at the request of absolutely nobody

The other serial killers introduced there won't be his friends that he teams up with, or won't stay that way. Dexter's mission will be to take the others down because they violate the code.
Which is why he's having visions of Harry again

Always has been

god, i love sam witwer

This is going in a very different direction than I expected..

They'll start out as some sort of vigilante crew but they'll do something that goes too far for Dexter and he'll kill them all one by one
Might be kino, might be shit. I will admit it's an impressive cast

Hope he tosses the dwarf around a bit. Imagine the webms. Why do they prefer "dwarf" anyways? That's the last term I'd pick.

Or alternatively, that's his goal when he joins the crew from the beginning, possibly at the direction of something else like a law enforcement or intelligence org that's allowing him to operate but on a leash

It never ends

They may as well throw vampires and wizards into the mix

Just get Moloch instead, he’s already in the book.
Also ghost Doakes, the actor hasn’t aged at all

I will be here for this shitshow
Haven’t been in a general in a while

I just hope they lean fully into the tiktok zoomer brainrot audience. Brian comes back as a zombie, robo doakes shows up and dexter calls him a nigger, dexter says lumen was mid etc

robo doakes shows up and dexter calls him a nigger

This board would have to be shut down

Start doing this, motherfucker

The dexter new blood threads had me laughing my ass off

THIS IS BASED BEYOND BELIEF

They really want me to watch with these many kino actors !

I hope they ham it up and just have fun with it. Dexter as a franchise is kind of over anyway, just try something new.

Dexter was never top quality tv to begin with, not sure why people are complaining.

I hope they don’t try too hard with the “so bad it’s good” angle, I want them to attempt to get everyone’s hopes up and look to redeem the last two seasons only to do something even more stupid, but it looks they’re gonna come out the gate with the retardation

after seeing how horrific her feet are irl it totally ruined any appearance she's in. all i can think about the whole time are those gross feet

Holy shit, Uma Thurman looks BOGGED as fuck now.

I liked Voegler and the Voegler storyline. I think its kino when shrinks analyze the main character.

Not true at all. Dexter season 1 and 2 are the pinnacle of television

this looks kinda funny
dexter should just embrace being trash

Original Sin was the best Dexter content since the early seasons so it’s weird they are going so wacky with it

Pierre Poilievre

He already said "surprise mothafucka" in a teaser trailer so maybe dexter will embrace his meme status the same way shrek 5 will.

Her daughter is cute though, she did a criterion closet video recently. From certain angles she looks kinda busted and has a bit of a vocal fry but there's something really erotic about her.

Like if you were in the same room as her and a 10/10 model you'd still find her more fuckable on a gut level.

Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

too bad the image didnt also cure your obscene feet obsession

Not true at all. Dexter season 1 and 2 are the pinnacle of television

wew

I'm not even a foot guy, I don't have a thing for feet at all.

That's how distressing this revelation was.

Like seeing Brie Larson's fucked up feet. Horrifying.

pinnacle of television

I'm not even a foot guy

knows about Krysten Ritter's feet

knows about Brie Larson's feet

probably knows about other star's feet

I'm not even a foot guy

Anon, please allow us to DOUBT.

Hey, what can I say? You pick up a lot of useless trivia in a place that you're trapped in forever.

When it finally works for you, the whole world seems like the Garden of Eden. There's nothing to force.

batista fucking hugs this dude he heard is a murderer

wasn’t cuffed to the bed

can just leave the hospital

retarded oceans 11 bullshit

harrison

peter Dinklage

more murderers for him to kill him getting caught means jack fucking shit

ghost harry again

no sign of ghost Deb

This show looks like complete shit

>batista fucking hugs this dude he heard is a murderer

its called an habit/reflex you idiot.
He probably doesnt believe it. Same reason people believed OJ simpson to be innocent.
Just watch the fucking show.

no sign of ghost Deb

Deb is not his dark passenger.
But I'm sure she will cameo.
Just give the fucking show a chance.

What the actual fuck is that cast. How did they get a cast this stacked for their third fucking reboot?

Yes

Apparently they were still casting actors a couple weeks ago. I hope the production wasn't rushed.

reboot

you must be a new fag.
Learn your vocabulary.
This is not a reboot but a continuation of the story.

I'll watch it just because the last one was such vile trash

I'm in it just for the memes at this point

Soon to be followed by...

Dexter Babies

Dexter of the Future

Steampunk Dexter

Dungeons and Dragons and Dexter

Dexter in space

It kino

It always was slop

Peter Dinklage

Yeah, most kids don't stay light blonde when they grow up

still milking it

killer of other dwarfs careers

You redditors are worse than AI bots and third worlders. You're even less aware of reality and still feel that you're sentient enough to post on social media.

an israeli appears

Even better: robo doakes show up and calls dexter a nigger. You're a real nigger. You know that, Morgan.

is Krysten Ritter just going to be Lila without the charm or aura

Don't care, laters seasons were dog shit

yeah, in seasons 1, 3, 4 and 5

upstate New York

Wtf. I thought he was in alaska

it was cringe because it cheapened Harry's role in making Dexter a monster

I wouldn’t WANT to bleed that much but I could easily do it.

it's his goon station

Deb

I love you

0:54 LMAO
MINGE! NO DEXTER HAS A KNOIFE!!!

Or some of those sandwich bags with the twist clip.

Lundy was a serial killer, change my mind.

It's possible Lundy had a identical twin brother who got killed by Trinity leaving the real Lundy alive and well

is Krysten Ritter just going to be Lila without the charm or aura

I beg your pardon. She's an upgrade in every way, including the pale vampire titties

apple pies motherfucker

People with demented foot lust are weirdos, why not sexualize an armpit or behind the knee while you are at it?

why not sexualize an armpit

Way ahead of you, brother

I like vampire titties, and a slag with a British accent is always a plus. What are you, queer?