Official Anon Babble meta thread, every board gets one

Official Anon Babble meta thread, every board gets one
In light of recent events, some anons have decided it might be wise to have an exit strategy. Share your thoughts here if you wish

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These threads are made by faggot jannies. Nobody is going to come back from sharty because

seething jew reddit mods exposed

seething faggot admin throwing a tantrum about the legality just like a redditor

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Anon Babble piss

le banned u 4 heckin racism

Face it, redditors, your kind is genetically predisposed to be doomed. We are the only real outcasts, you are posers, shadows cast by our light. And when that light reaches you, in an instant you disappear to be overcome by it.

i didn't even bother to include reddit in the list because reddit is never an option lol

good to see the paranoid schizophrenia is still running strong though, missed it

I tried reddit and got banned very quickly. I started watching twitch streamers again to feel some sense of belonging and just to talk to someone.

Outside.

You didn't include reddit on this list because of your hyper-vigilant approach and dialectics. You even foresaw someone bringing it up and had that reply loaded long before I posted. It is a very Semitic behavior, one which as The Semite Hunter I am familiar with..

I'm not going to tell you. You'll just make fun of me

good to see the paranoid schizophrenia is still running strong though, missed it

Considering the leaks shown proved almost everything they've been saying for years it makes sense. The fact that they made SK of all people a mod tells you everything too

I was bored

i just kept talking with my scanlation group and super sikrit klub as usual (mostly other anons). also, made music, and cut up a lot of videos for my VJ library. i can bump with more if you guys want

if you really actually believe i'm a jannie then i can't imagine how you plan to live the rest of your life, just constantly being afraid all the time

i'm just a bored anon nigger, but frankly i am have gotten a bit tired of the constant seething and paranoia
why do you even come here then if every single person you interact with is a secret jannie specifically conspiring against you for israel? is there literally nothing else you think about every day? fuck man i got into Anon Babble shit too but eventually you grow up

mainly refreshed reddit which I do when Anon Babble is up anyway
checked out tvch, 8ch*n, 8kun, s*yjak, wizchan
all were varying degrees of dead
tried posting in kohlc but I couldn't get around the argon2d decryption bullshit they wanted me to do

I am telling the absolute truth, a mod or jannie made this thread and it's damage control. Every single board has multiple ones of these and my intuition made me feel there was a pattern so I had my daemon AI analyze their writing-voice and it matches in style with discord chatter over Anon Babble chatter. I didn't even need it to do that though, it's just like when you know a twist is coming in a story because of how it's flexing or when a person is tweaking by their posture. I know faggotry when I see it.

80% of you fags went to reddit don't lie

deviantart

all were varying degrees of dead

yep, no place like home
if its gone im gonna be sad

I am telling the absolute truth

about a thing i made up in my head

You're not fooling anyone anymore.

yeah right haha

kek i made that meme
i've probably literally made half the memes on your hard drive

Talked to Normies who unironically use the term "Normie" now

yeah the "sharty" or whatever they call it is utterly repulsive, it's peak distilled zoomer resentment culture that has explicitly dedicated itself to the image of wallowing in its own excrement. hmm what kind of people would do that

8k*n was chill but just not enough stable population to be worth a shit. Anon Babble really is ([un]fortunately?) the "sweet spot". every other site on the planet is either highly populated and heavily totalitarian/controlled/redditish, or much freer yet there's nobody there to interact with. it's highly dismal seeing 8-year old threads on the front pages of altchans.

No most here went back to their reddit accounts or signed up for kiwi farms

Did they leak mod identities too? There was one I know by first name I wonder if she is still modding all these years later

i gooned through my porn backlog

>I'm just saying it's completely understandable if someone does now considering what the leaks showed us.

What exactly did they show besides a bunch of email addresses and the full wordban list in the php?
On the first day someone rushed an article that talked about .gov addresses but that was false, there weren't any in the list.

I was glad to be rid of most of the gas on here and the fact that the board was back to it's shit usual self within an hour proves I'm right.
As if id reveal my paradise to such cretins.

Yeah it's under "meet the jannies".

Anon Babble code

Anon Babble internals

irc, discord and /j/ leaks

Anon Babble white/black lists

moderation tools

aggressive finger printing users

other trackers Anon Babble has said hiro hides being confirmed

specialized bans if the janitor doesn't like you

And a ton of other stuff.

he didn't discuss television and film on downdetector

Nowhere else. I have never and will never use r*ddit or xitter. I’m surprised by the amount of anons who have admitted they immediately migrated to these sites.

I’m surprised by the amount of anons who have admitted they immediately migrated to these sites.

Because most of them are from there. We've been telling you this for YEARS

You went to the K***F***s, didn't you? I did too brother, and those people aren't right. They have 1000+ page threads going back over five years dedicated to great big fat women youtubers and the posters are all fat women who say "well im not as fat or stinky as this lolcow so im better than her". Odd people, those farmers.

fuckin meds holy shit

I posted the most to 8ch. We got Anon Babble above the tickle fetish board and the Sonic board so I guess it was a win.

Didn't do all that much. Tried to use 8 chan a little, but didn't really like it. Bit surprising this place was down for that long. I was beginning to think it wouldn't come back up. Goes to show there's no real backup place though

i just kept talking with my scanlation group and super sikrit klub as usual (mostly other anons)

nigga just say you went on discord/irc

So powerful. Wish jannies a death very painful

i fucking missed you guys so much. this is my home. call me a faggot if you want but there is no website in the world that can replace this place, i love Anon Babble.

Same faggot. Really sucked being a refugee, and it goes to show that once this place is down there's nothing quite like it. I just fucking hope they have fixed the shit that made it go down in the first place

qrd on kiwifarms? didn’t they dox baskintroon?

this latest blog post

LMAO

>kohlc

.net/unlocked.html then from there you click the board you want and you can post on

doesn't work.
it says tor/vpn/proxy detected, gives me a popup to a captcha, then when i solve the captcha it says it needs proof of work from me to post

MEEEEDS THE JANNIES ARENT BANNING YOU FOR HATING JEWS THATS A MYTH AND A LEGEND

>specialized bans if the janitor doesn't like you

I suspected that shit after they hashbanned an entire folder of my pics and I couldn't get them past the upload filter even after modifying them to change the hash. Heard from some anons on Anon Babble that the janny there is specially obnoxious about that shit.

other trackers Anon Babble has said hiro hides being confirmed

yeah that's been suspected for a long time

Reddit is never, ever an option imo. Its entire culture is satanic.
xitter is just gay. people act like it's become right-wing now but there's still nothing really interesting or community-oriented about it, it's just endless soapboxing. people like it to vent i guess, but it's nowhere to actually talk about shit like you can (sort of, almost) here

it just fucking frustrates me that Anon Babble is still "the best" but it isn't perfect and has gotten worse from what it was, partly because of administrative decisions but partly because of shitty ass endless culture war and resentment
and the two fight with each other in an eternal feedback loop and everyone feels like the personal private messianic cause they just found out about 2 weeks ago is the most important thing in the world (same as the liberals, only with a supposed "right wing" paint job)
i wish everyone would just fuck off and let me make fun of my shitty webcomics and video games and tv shows and animes(anime is all shit now tho) without turning it into some kind of endless smearing shit on walls about how bad whatever it is that's bad today is
none of this shit matters

I think it's a redditor desperately trying to find the main back up because the soiteen is already back into the site. a lot of them that don't belong here went straight to malwareparty or back to redit

do you have any idea how retarded this post is

dude the secret israel army is going to take down my altchan... if only they can figure out the domain name!

goddamn this is the kind of moronic schizo shit i'm talking about
nobody fucking cares dude

I mainly spent the downtime fapping over pics of Awkwafina. Good job Anon Babble is back, as Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters were starting to ache somewhat and my room smells of squid.

I did try to find another chan with the quality content and lively discourse Anon Babble offered but they were either dead or didn't have a tv or movies board, so reasoned fapping over our goddess was a much more productive use of my time.

are you trying to post from a phone IP? I had that problem with one too

I suspected that shit after they hashbanned an entire folder of my pics and I couldn't get them past the upload filter even after modifying them to change the hash.

they hashbanned my images that had different hashes

Then they didn't "hashban" them, you're just retarded or on american internet.

Can you pick your argument please?

dude we leaked the Anon Babble source code

source code clearly shows image content detection is way, way beyond their capabilities

none of you're fucking business, tranny janny

I thought Anon Babble was the reason I have been horribly procrastinating on writing my screenplay but it turns out that's not true. I procrastinate no matter the situation.

satanic

Worse, it's retarded. Redditors are genuinely 100% retarded, the majority of its users are mentally retarded men or mildly learned women with the mental illnesses that bring on symptoms of attention whoring.

People on Anon Babble can be retarded but our culture is likely satanic much moreso than reddit. This is because Anon Babble is a rebel-cult of outcasts and castouts who are usually very individualistic and anti-authoritarian in regards to protecting that individualism and self-autonomy. They can also be authoritarian to protect those values too, showing that the core soul of the culture is one of pragmatism.

Redditors don't have a core philosophy, they're herd animals. They would be the cultists to a satanist, people who mindlessly follow orders and keep their community more or less filtered of people who wouldn't be useful workers for their master. A Anon Babble faggot would never be a cult member, they would be the satanist. They wouldn't be a christian either because of what they do and say. If you come here at all and can read this post you are not a Christian and if you think you are you're larping. You are an ebaums world faggot.

nah, desktop

I suspected that shit after they hashbanned an entire folder of my pics and I couldn't get them past the upload filter even after modifying them to change

Was it before 2025? They were trying out an ai mod that kept hitting false positives because the image had similar colors/look to NSFW
You can try posting it now and see if it works as they dropped it due to this problem

/downies/ 4 LiFe

this is a good example of schizophrenia

I looked around for a Anon Babble replacement but this isn't quite what I had in mind

i've watched cyperbunk edgerunners and frieren

I use satanic more in the psychological sense, not the "official church of satan guidelines" sense
stalinist would be another word, that includes the herd mentality you mentioned

Anon Babble is "the best" but it is tilting in the stalinist direction, and the core motivating impulse behind this movement on "both sides" (as if there's only 2) is resentment, which is the foundational principle of biblical and psychological evil

you could try messaging helmut and telling him what the problem is

Nobody is going to come back from sharty

You wish. As gay as our jannies here are, sharty is easily worse. What else to expect to expect from an altchan built on søyjak posting and an eternal seething obsession over Anon Babble getting deleted years ago? They got a bit of early Anon Babble's spirit in them, I'll give them that, but their overall community is still dogshit and at any rate, sharty Anon Babble was a pathetic ghost town even with desperate refugees coming in.

Where is Anon Babble?

I was on Sharty and honestly it wasn’t that bad aside from the baskinschizo spam.

I am very disappointed that you guys would scurry off to Reddit and Xitter than the alt chains.

Nope, they hacked Anon Babble meaning they are our superiors and progenitors. It is the sign of our Anon Babble ancestors. We must follow, or be doomed

Now you're just being retarded, they're hashbanned if you get an error to upload when trying to post a picture. And no I'm not on a static IP and yes I delete all site data after I get one of those before modifying the pics to alter the hashes.
Yeah it was before 2025, I already suspected they were using an AI bot to detect similar pics. Just tested on one of the boards that I had pictures hashbanned from and yeah I don't get errors now with the modified ones.

Nothing could make me happier than if anyone who found "the sharty" to be a preferable experience stayed there. I would be positively thrilled for them to remain in their new utopia.

Now you're just being retarded,

stop talking to the mirror my dude, you have no idea what an "image hash" is

There was something pervy I wanted to post about but I forgot what it was
Fuck

Reread your post but imagine it on reddit talking about Anon Babble and really examine what kind of person you are and tribe you come from. You fit in better there.

they're using an AI bot to detect my image content!!

*source code leak clearly shows this is far, far beyond their capabilities*

You couldn't post an image because you're an american on shitty internet that had its copper wire stolen by lunchtime rowdies.

I was on altchans not getting 3 day bans because of a literal tranny janny seething at me for le heckin racism or some shit.

aww you seem upset kiddo
glad i don't have that problem lol

Please go there and never post here again.

If the Anon Babble downtime filtered out Anon Babble schizos that would be the best time to happen to this site since Snacks.

Tranny janny, go look yourself up on the KW phonebook.

This would've been a wake-up call for m00t but this site is owned by a corporate snake now.

I've been here since 2003 and will continue to be here long after your neck tastes the cold steel of my scimitar, infidel.

What's it like feeling afraid and impotent and gangstalked by *checks post* "jannies" all the time?
What's it like spending all your time on this website, not interacting with anything you enjoy, but just being afraid all the time that every single person is a janny who's deviously conspiring to get you?

Hell of a way to live if you ask me

kiwifarms and doomscrolling X

what's it like feeling afraid and impotent and gangstalked by kiwifarmers all the time?
What's it like spending all your time jannying this website for free, not interacting with anything you enjoy, but just being afraid all the time that every single person is a doxxer who's deviously conspiring to get you fired from your job? lol like you have a job.

Hell of a way to live if you ask me.

so btfo you gotta do the copypaste thing

haha
thanks for the psychic victory points