Can you name a SINGLE upcoming film you are looking forward to?

Lana Rhoades bogged herself? She used to be so cute...
also checked

f1

most boring meme

SpongeBob square pants Patrick star starring in bikini bottom bubble blast

yes and she also chopped off her tits

The Prince Naseem boxing movie Stallone is producing starring the guy from Aladdin and Paddy Considine

Unironically Red Sonja.
I KNOW it's going to be shit.
Which is why I'm waiting for it. This has been in development hell for what now? 10 years? 12? When was that shitty Conan remake?
And it gets extra points of waiting, because the '85 movie was also shit, so I just want to see what they are going to fuck up and how.
It's going to be glorious.

I'll watch Wes Anderson's new movie even if it's shit given I was raised on his movies by a pair of eccentric countercultural Gen-Xers. I'll watch anything he makes.
I'm also hyped for the two Jim Jones movies in production (one of which is starring Leonardo DiCaprio and the other Joseph Gordon Levitt as they both cover different eras of his life and his cult).
And there's also this Japanese-French co-production anime movie being made by a former Makoto Shinkai animator. It's influenced by French New Wave cinema and Ukiyo-e prints and is about the economic decay of Northern Japan since the 2011 Earthquake that I've been hyped for for a while and is supposed to release this year but hasn't gotten any updates.
variety.com/2024/film/global/yoshitoshi-shinomiya-a-new-dawn-animation-1235978405/

DUNE Messiah

I'm neutral towards this movie but I'll watch it with my friend who's a massive gearhead when it comes out.

Avatar 3, of course

2011. So 14 years, as it was announced around release.
I'm not waiting for it, but I do check tabs from time to time on it. It's fucking hilarious what a shitshow the production of this movie turned t be

Film 2/3 of the movie

Recast the lead

Scrape entire footage

Film 2/3 of the movie, different bits

Recast the lead once more

Scrap the footage

Hire new actress

Start again

Rewrites between all of it

It's a clusterfuck to rival maybe only Snow White

how many days?

202

I'm only looking forward to Tron: Ares right now

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2

Avatar: Fire and Ash
The Odyssey
Dune: Messiah
The Resurrection of the Christ
Way of the Wind
The Bookie & the Bruiser
Riddick: Furya
Sacrifice
Witch on the Holy Night
Elden Ring

Old white guy is the past, new anachronism is the future. Anachronism is a cringe angry foil. No thanks. Easy pass.

I am so hyped for Apple TV's Neuromancer
Neuromancer has always been my favorite book and I'm so happy to finally join the ranks of so many others on the internet who get to witness their favorite book get assraped

For a minute I was afraid it might be halfway competently made and end up just boring and forgettable, and then I saw their version of Molly!

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Jurassic Park 7

uh

I'm so happy to finally join the ranks of so many others on the internet who get to witness their favorite book get assraped

Kek.

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marty supreme

Dune Messiah, that Predator movie, maybe the next Alien idk

DUNC 3

i can't even name a single up coming film

Sonic Movie 4. Series has consistently increased in quality and as long as Amy isn't a girl boss then it has potential.

That looks like utter garbage. can't fail fast enough

can't wait to edge up a storm to this

Yes, I can.

Avatar: Fire & Ash

Nirvanna the band the show the movie

the series

M3GAN 2.0

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Still looking forward to the Back to the Future remake.

It will happen.
It WILL suck. There's nothing they can do about it. Even if they try super hard, they'll still make it gay and bad.
They don't even have the courage to just shot for shot remake the 1st movie.

Can you name a.....

no

Jurassic World Rebirth
F1
Predator: Badlands
Superman