500 cigarettes

How do people get addicted to cigarettes? Shit tier drug

Cognitive what? Are you sure you're qualified to be talking about intelligence?

nu-uh. cigs are the worst of most of drugs considering they are legal!

kek ok boomer. cigarettes have a long track record of smoking, but you'd rather twist your panties over fucking weed, a nontoxic substance that negatively impacts a small subset of the population that for whatever reason, went bonkers. this ignores the vast majority of adults who use frequently or infrequently and the worst they deal with is headaches and crankiness for a couple days.
also alcohol is bad for you too, but getting drunk again is a better trip that a smoking buzz. honestly smoking buzz is awful. if you want a mentat, nico patch is safer, more direct. caffeine is more effective.

long track record of cancer*
might be other errors idk i'm sleepyposting

I've seen people uncontrollably vomit from weed withdrawal.

candy-ass faggots
with "withdrawal" isn't real.

Best joke in the show.

you know what's really good my dudes
1 packet hot chocolate mix
1 tablespoon instant coffee
1-2 teaspoons sugar
mix in hot water; lovely beverage

actually

I count 474

can believe you took the time to do this
nice trips, triple nines

I fucked up one of the red 10's, top left there's only 8, the other groups look fine
So it is 463

Friend in russia went fishing, bought 499 cigarettes for four weeks for him and his friends. it only lasted two weeks.

m-must....... compare.... drugs....

kill yourselves for real

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GAY ASS NIGGERS

weed withdrawl

kek. I smoked that shit everyday for 5 years and quit cold turkey. Weed withdrawal does not exist

don't be mean, he drank too much alcohol

can't do comparative analysis

ngmi

Pack of 25 reached between $50-$60 this year, fueling an actual black market tobacco war with arsons and shootings.
The lebbos next door to the kebab shop offer them at $16 so I thought I'd grab a pack.
I didn't realise how nice it was to have a little smoke. Thanks dumbass government for over taxing them to the extent it actually made them much cheaper.

smoking cigs is not less harmful than weed

acts like a teenager who has a shitty pot dealer but can't buy alcohol yet

no u

NOBODY
FUCKING
CARES

vomit from weed withdrawal

kek I smoked weed 15 years now longer than I haven't and only time I ever vomited was when I was a kid and my friends were hitting massive bong loads and my 100 lb ass couldn't keep up, never heard of anyone getting any kind of nausea withdrawal, only thing that happens is people get irritable

no hes right smoking cigs looks really cool unlike vaping, i don't even do it but I can't deny it makes people look cooler

its a fun passive animation

i smoke too but you gotta stop talking like that son

Well no, you see, one of the stomach's purposes is to hold liquids. Lungs don't exist to inhale smoke.
Drinking alcohol is natural, inhaling smoke is not.

strawmans; still can't do comparative analysis

ngmi

It alleviates stress.

the poster I replied to certainly does, and clearly you care getting into another conversation

what's the purpose of color coding?

its a stimulant. ergo, how does it do this? by satisfying a craving. a craving that has been forged by smoking cigarettes.

cigarettes have a long track record of smoking

Top kek
Anon turning mistakes into kino

kill yourselves

Cigarettes are also less harmful than cannabis.

That's two very different circumstances. Cigarette smokers breathe physically more smoke than pot smokers because you don't smoke as much weed as you smoke cigarettes. If you could smoke 20 joints in a day, you'd essentially be smoking 20 unfiltered cigarettes in a day. Cancer-wise, it's about the same. But you'd be a puddle if you smoked a whole pack of modern joints.

Thats wrong. My former boss didnt smoke but when we had a really stressful event hed go to the bathroom and smoke several cigs that day.

amazing digits
that sounds like bullshit, your boss is definitely a smoker. i tried taking up smoking a couple of times. it was mostly just really expensive and if i tried to smoke more than few cigarettes within an hour or so, i'd get sick and puke.
it never stuck and i stopped buying them. weed though, that shit is fun. hard to quit. but not impossible.

if you want a mentat, nico patch is safer, more direct. caffeine is more effective.

If I want a mentat, I'm doing melange and the Juice of Sappho.

Anon Babble - Transvestite vaping

... almost.

Autism. You can diagnose anon immediately with that.

This. Smoking tobacco has been unfairly maligned and slandered. It's mostly safe.

i remember being young. now i walk my cigarette butts to a trashcan.

My older brother almost died from a marijuana induced seizure. scary shit

kill yourself

Can't wait for season 4.
Season 3 kicked ass.

I will not kill myself. Your move.

based schizo

wait, I thought it ended? I remember seeing something about season 3 being the last one

Season 4 has apparently been in pre-production for some time.
MacFarlane and Scott Grimes (Gordon in The Orville) were filming for the Ted TV show until January this year which probably put it off a while.
Nothing is for sure yet but I would say we are more likely than not to get another Orville season.

cool

is this the thread?

IIRC its something to do with cigarettes having a filter.

filters only reduce amount of tar you inhale, which is only part of why smoking is bad for your health, mkay?

drink bleach then

Nobody gives a fuck nigga. Blast 50mg vape juice, slam some tequila, eat 30mg of weed and go find some coke.

not an argument

not only am I not killing myself I am actively producing more white babies, sorry brown

I kneel

i love hard drugs but the fenty propaganda has worked on me and I'm too scared to score anymore, my woman would be really pissed if she walked in on me dead

Based.
exposed as a massive retard

They did that with weed here in Canada my gas huffing abo friend. Feel goods I think, I’m pretty numb from all the dope so it’s hard to tell

based fellow drug user. I'm currently on 7oh, xanax, vodka, and vaping away. feels incredibly based

cook your own hard drugs, then you can control everything

those are some nice poppies you’ve got growing there. Are you winning son?

I really miss acid. I haven't taken a psychedelic since like 2020, I did a gram of k at a moe concert in 2021 and then I moved across the country. I could fall into the hippie crowd here but I work a lot and have kids so it would take a little bit of effort and I don't know when I can be high for 16 hours really.

>Cigarettes are also less harmful than cannabis.

That's two very different circumstances. Cigarette smokers breathe physically more smoke than pot smokers because you don't smoke as much weed as you smoke cigarettes. If you could smoke 20 joints in a day, you'd essentially be smoking 20 unfiltered cigarettes in a day. Cancer-wise, it's about the same. But you'd be a puddle if you smoked a whole pack of modern joints.

>kill yourself

What part of what I said made you say that?

why don't they just invent cigarettes that aren't as bad for your body? cig companies could make even more money that way

just consume nicotine

Because nobody cares. If you go to the south people routinely dip 2 cans a day.

cigarettes that aren't as bad for your body wouldn't be cigarettes

I used to do a lot of acid and loved it, until I realized you can just go pick a shopping bag full of magic mushrooms in a field a few miles up the road and it doesn't cost you a tenner a pop. Life is better when you're on shrooms

Ah yes the age old "Inhaling smoke into my lungs from THIS plant is not as harmful as inhaling smoke into my lungs from THIS OTHER plant!" argument.

I'm really sensitive to mushrooms, I can get effects off of one gram and a standard dose has me really fucked up. Also the body high and mental loops are really intense for me. I would rather eat five hits of acid. Also mushrooms are dirt cheap to grow stop eating cow shit NIGGA.

Really I would like to get my hands on some sass or fire ketamine but you gotta be pretty in it to get MDA or the good K isomer. I'll probably just buy some mescaline cactus off the internet and thrown up here soon.

they exist, it's called herbal cigarettes, it's the type of cigarettes actors smoke. jon hamm said he would go through 5-10 cigarettes in a single take while shooting mad men

I know a guy who runs curb machine that will blast 4 or 5 smokes every truck. Idk how he even affords it he must smoke 3 packs a day

STOP THE COUNT

made me think I was green/yellow colorblind until I read the numbers

made a color blind version

Its a throat thing. I dont know how it happens but a nic addit I know told me your throat begs for the smoke

They exist. I enjoy 2 herbal (not weed) cigs per month as a casual smoker, and it's nice not to feel guilty like I'm fucking up my health. Lets me fully enjoy the moment.

krokodil is a shit tier drug, people get addicted to it
that's how narcotics work

That guy is unironically gay. It's more like giving yourself a second "hunger" feeling but its like at the back of your skull in your brainstem.

It’s both. You come to associate the throat hit with flood of nic to the brainstem. Even with very high nic concentrations vaping doesn’t quite hit all the same switches.
t. guy what smokes too much

There's an oral fixation, and yes when you smoke the way it feels inhaling the smoke is part of the ritual.
I know for me it was finding something to do with my hands since as a smoker you regularly are twiddling something between your fingers and it becomes kind of self soothing.
You can usually tell someone who has, or is quitting smoking because every pen cap or pencil will be gnawed to shit.

Smoke should not be inhaled at all. There is no such thing as a healthy cigarette.

I started smoking when I was 12, I'm 34. Vapes are better in every way

eating nuts out of shells is a pretty good way to change an oral fixation to something less bad for your health, not to mention if you carry a zip lock bag of nuts everywhere I bet you'll amuse some strangers, especially if you treat it like a cig and walk outside to crack a few shells

better in every way

except that smokers look cool with cigs or cigars but vapers look like total faggots, sorry its just the reality, I had a bunch of friends who smoked and when they switched to vapes they all transformed into varying degrees of homos

Smoking all of these would not be as bad for you as drinking 5 beers on a given weekend for 5 months.

Coping retard

The trick is to never smoke full strength cigarettes. If you only smoke milds it's much harder to get addicted and any negative side effects from quitting are barely noticeable. I can smoke a few cigs over the weekend then stop for a few weeks or a month no problem.

I find it difficult to make the transition. I have a vape and if I have smokes I go for them first every time. Vaping generally just makes me want to have a cigarette. YMMV I guess

Those transformer dicks and clouds that fill a room are 10 years ago you meme poisoned fag. They did suck though. Dip is the best way to get nicotine but everyone hates it and it fucks your mouth up

Yeah sunflower seeds and pistachio, but then you're the guy who leaves fucking shells everywhere.
Personally I just chewed several hundred pounds of gum daily and always carrying around a coin I can play with.

I wouldn't WANT to smoke 500 cigarettes in one sitting, but I could easily.

WHAT THE FUCK!

I'm 38 and I never smoked. I will probably start in a decade or so, when the fabric of society begins to unravel, and collapse begins.

I find the vapes an acceptable compromise. It also doesn't stink everything up, and I feel like I can smoke less because I can just take a sneaky little toonce on it once in a while.
The few times I do smoke a cigarette I'm instantly surprised at how gross it tastes and how shitty it makes me feel, my sinuses instantly close up, and I can feel my nose boogering up.
Its also nice because I can vape in my office, and no more smoke breaks in the hot ass texas sun.

I never smoked but I always wanted to smoke tobacco from a pipe. Any tips/warnings?

I smoke mild cigs, and I'd usually smoke 2 over the course of a night of drinking and feel satisfied. But if I vape I'm sucking on it every 10 mins all night. Even half a cig satisfies more than a vape.

There is nothing like smoking a cigarette outside in the middle of a cold winter night.

Having sex indoors beats it.

I never smoked but I always wanted to smoke tobacco from a pipe. Any tips/warnings?

Holy fuck that's gay

Anyone else just smoke 1 cig a day, I never really get urges for nicotine. It’s mostly just something nice to do on a walk at night

Cigs dont even touch me. I switched to only spliff in like 2017 then took up the taping when I quit weed in 2021. I used to only smoke like 7 a day, I'll mow through them sumbitches if the beavers are handing them out these days.

So quiet you can hear it crackle

K I N O
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Beaners*

Literally what I'm doing rn.
In college I used to smoke occasionally, like 5 times a month.
Now that I don't have money for it, I'm starting to feel addicted, never thought I'd have the "urge" to do a cigarette.

You ever do pot?

I grew up around my dad smoking cigarettes so I find the smell to be comforting. I was terrible support when he quit 2 years ago cause I loved him driving me to a concert smoking one and drinking his beers in his thermos. Peak memories
Having sex outdoors can be pretty dope I was camping with woman and dad and she and I went on a forest walk and I had get behind a tree off trail laid our jacket down and fucked her large ass doggy. Coom city

NOOOO you have to drink at least a six pack per week or else you're gay!

You also have mandatory coffee every morning like an automaton, don't you?

A month's paycheck, right on that plate...
Mocking me.

based based based
tobacco actually coats your lungs in a protective tar shell. this is also the reason why tobacco smokers weren't affected by covid.

500 cigarettes

uncontrollably vomit

Wait, even if this was true, which it isn't, this is what one night of heavy drinking does.

i admire the autism

I mean you're clearly doing to feel masculine, not because you actually like cigarettes

SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES FOR 5G

imagine your dad arguing with retards on Anon Babble. your children will see you as pathetic

Alcohol is extremely neurotoxic and withdrawals can kill you.

Maybe if you're someone who drinks a two fifths a day, which would be the equivalent of someone who smokes half a carton a day.