Wait, umm, you're under arrest
Wait, umm, you're under arrest
Loved these guys.
ROGER ROGER
they were better in the first film when they lacked personality
How dare these droids have wacky personalities, that NEVER happened in Star Wars before!
basedlennials shit and pissed themselves over this
truly the boomers of our generation
you know what, you're right! every character should run around quipping and making fart jokes at all times! nothing makes a villain more menacing than when they run around making retarded jokes, we should have had one of the droids look into the camera and go
well that just happened!
that would have been sooooooooooo funny and made the films really cool and amazing
retard
I never got the hate for Episode 1.
Darth Maul was kino, podracing was kino and the movie itself was well targeted at the intended audience (young teenagers).
why did they get this god awful disney voice somehow with marvel quip humor?
Where are you going?
Coruscant.
Where are you going?
Coru-
Just use the Force.
well that just happened!
Who are you quoting?
Is there any Star Wars media about battle droids after the Empire rose?
I want some B-1s, B-2s, and Droidekas trying to find a purpose.
Thyre machines anon
R2 is a machine. 3PO is a machine.
Intended for being fucked yes, your point?
How would you even fuck an astromech droid?
Drill a hole into the front/back/mouthpiece, smooth it out, vaseline and lets go
the canonical answer to why these droids act so strange is that that they were given cheap CPUs after the main droid ship was destroyed
Still doesn't explain why they were acting strange before the droid ship was destroyed like here
He invaded Naboo is what he did! He was a great droid commander, and in this house OOM-9 is a hero, end of story!
battle droids are the classic stupid, incompetent henchman archetype. Shit, the super battle droids literally talk like cavemen in the hanger scene in RotS
what that?
it nothing.
Any attempt at a formal explanation is just post hoc tripe that isn't worth considering
super battle droids
Those guys are my favorite. I used to main them in OG Battlefront 2.
Why they even verbally talk to each other instead of just wifi chatting is funny as well
Yeah they were still somewhat menacing like the stormtroopers were.
No they weren't
Why would correscent not compute? Its like the capital of the galaxy
RUUUUN
Why would a droid have self preservation instincts?
its soulless. it's an early example of CGI overload, with the gungans and everything. the 2nd and 3rd movies are worse because they were CGIng humanoids in suits. all the clone stuff could have been practical, and George Lucas was running hard away from practical.
let's give the faceless robotic horde endearing personalities and have the good guys' army of copies of some bounty hunter guy be blank slates with zero personality
What did George mean by this?
kek
A robot can't fulfill its purpose if it's destroyed
aren't B1s disposable garbage printed by the million?
A YouTube video told me to hate it so I did
The droid armies where deactivated after the The clone war and military droids where banned.
Some units of droids survived or where reprogrammed for other uses than war fighting. these survivors can be seen in numerous Star wars(tm) media, star wars rebels , bad batch etc.
Stormtroopers arent menacing. They are even cute, almost Minions-level
They should really get more of those little boxes that detect midichlorians
Ezra stumbled upon a B-1 community in Rebels
youtube.com
They're not free you know.
What if the Nemoidians had an army of sexy humanid fembots instead?
plucky resourceful dumpster diver Rey manages to repair a busted Droideka
outfits it with seven dildos
It's fanfiction, but on SpaceBattles with a Super Tactical Droid trying to revive the CIS during Andor.
Their torso armor heavily rhymes with Clone torso armor. They are a mirror of one another.
I'm still weirded out by that Wookie sex guide comic with Rey. The faces were uncanny.
There were heroes on both sides.
I kinda hate how Rex because some huge deal
Heroes on both sides?! WHUAAAAT?!
Idk they got them in ep3
Maybe war changed the robots as well? Who fuckin knows. They're definitely smarter or at least more human in ep 3 compared to 1-2
With the CIS droids, you could probably integrate relationships between the core ground troops, as well as commanders and droid ships.
Our b1 protag can befriend vulture droids, gunships or tanks in his quest to survive the war or something idk
Wouldn't count on there being media. Basically everyone except Lucas himself constantly underestimates the droid's importance - see every spinoff and EU work without any droids, or Disney esp.
welcome to Filonislop, taking the worst tendencies of the EU into yidsney canon
EXCUSE ME
WATCH IT JEDI
Young teenagers have sex weed and talk about getting laid fights parties, unless you are a virgin
This was for 4 years old, Star wars works better for adults.