It's not looking good marvelbros

FUCKING
SWEATERS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The casting alone is offputting.

did you want MCU leather instead?

bend over backwards to cater to the chicken zombie audience at the expense of the fanbase

get called mid.

why do hollyjews keep trying to make this retarded movie I thought they were supposed to be good with money?

Wonder Woman flopped.

This is the ugliest iteration of "The Thing" in a fantastic four yet, he literally looks like he is made out of shit this time. The previous films had the sense to make him orange instead of brown to avoid this this obvious issue, how do they not get this?

Need to add some flashback scenes to really flesh out these characters desu

Reasons why people won't care:

too scared to reboot, don't want stand-alone, "it's a different universe!" shit that normal people don't like

"it's set in the 60s!"

the only reason to set it way in the past was to avoid the other MCU characters, since it's a different universe it doesn't have to be in the 60s

but it's kirbyesque

normal people don't know who kirby is and they would think his art is ugly and old fashioned

meme actors like the usual marvel shtick "omg Stranger Things, omg The Bear, omg Mandalorian" nobody wants an actors' multiverse

but the director is good spirited

yeah he's getting marvel money, who wouldn't be?

I'm sure everyone had a great time making the thing, but they're not supposed to make movies so actors have a good time at their MakeWork program.

what

Superman is gonna be bigger in the US
Jurassic Whatever is gonna be bigger worldwide
Fantastic Flop will get mogged hard

Another bait-and-switch girlboss action film

Maybe MCUcks are tired of getting tricked

Look how they massacred my boy

Probably more preachy woke capeslop that even normies are getting fatigued of but are too indoctrinated on modern day rightthink to consciously address it as anything other than ‘mid’.

Is the joke cunnilingus? Or just kissing? I'm not sure.

Sue Storm should be the main character of the Fantastic Four

— no one ever

looks like shite tbdesu

Floptastic 4 reboot flops

again

wow who could have guessed

Silver Surfer is a title, not an actual character. Galactus has had many surfers including several females. Wouldn't expect some retard to actually know anything about something they complain about.

4 4lops

It's pottery and Pedro gets exposed by Halloween. Screencap if you want

This shit was not bussin, it was mid. Frfr. No cap

C-cups could have salvaged this.

I call it bullshit. 40 year old women having a kid.

What a shoot retard. Galactus has had many HERALDS. The Silver Surfer is one of them and the most famous and he's been Norrin Radd in 99.999% of every single page since his introduction in 1966.

Fantastic 4

Theres only 3 of them

Galactus had many Heralds and there already was a perfect Surfer replacement.
Except Nova is gorgeous and you cant have attractive females in hollywood anymore.

cast already aging out

Robert Downey Jr. unlikely to stick around after Avengers comes out

What was Marvels endgame here? Are they already planning another reboot?

just like he did for gladiator 2?

superhero movies just aren't special anymore, though the neutered reddit faglords producing the MCU are certainly making things a lot worse.

They’re going to have to reboot
You can’t raise the stakes higher than the multiverse unless you can make the villain reach through the screen and threaten the audience

Would be funny if Thunderbolts ended up making more in the end.

They're soft rebooting, they've got new Iron Man, new Captain America, new Avengers. Of course they all suck, but a full reboot wouldn't change that.

the costumes look cheaper than Corman's movie

name anyone who thought the fantastic 4 was cool

they seemed fucking gay when i was a kid

oh so hes mr stretch armstrong
oh its a fake dumb Beast
oh shes just Mystique but not cool

you are a homosexual

Was that the one with the fantastic camel toe?