Realistically what would you have done in this situation?

Realistically what would you have done in this situation?

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Listened

Accept Christ as my saviour.

the red band thingy is too thick it needs to be slimmer

fpbp

Standing up in a little rowboat like that sure looks cool but you're begging to fall overboard and that is not cool at all.

Why is this girl making the rounds again? She's been popular before and just exploded in the past couple weeks

anti-catholic is code for anti-communism

Jungle waifu...

Trump and the resurgence of the alt-right have injected a white supremacist element into coomers.

Trump has been around for ten years

no no you see this modern colombian with perfect teeth looks exactly like the natives back then did

trump has been famous for 40 years

i would've sat down and listened and that's what no one else did

i'm european so i would fuck native girls, get syphilis, and die. or catch a tomahawk, get scalped, and die. or get a bug and shit my to death.
things sucked so much back then. just think, now you can have human slaves bring hamburgers to your door, and your computer will write you a sonnet.
it's a strange world.

trump has been flying to exotic islands to fuck kids for 60 years

Redditors ytppl larpers are now larping as their colonializer grandfathers, thinking that this is what their ancestor saw when they are colonizing back then and not some unga bunga tribe. Some of them also think that trump son should marry xi jinping daughter for some reason. My theory is that they are projecting their sexuality to other thing because they themselves cant have sex

Perfect teeth.

They shouldn't be perfectly straight and white but I read somewhere that cultures that eat tougher foods have healthier teeth because the teeth become stronger. Whereas, cultures that eat a lot of soft foods like bread have weaker teeth.

Well?

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Redditors just discovered it and have been spamming it

Be sailor in the 1500s

You blinked in the Captains presence and get flogged

There's mouse shit on your hardtack

You sleep in cramped quarters with 100 other guys who haven't bathed in 2 months

The 3 other ships you are sailing with all sank and now a handful of their crew is on your ship making things more crowded

Finally reach an island with a dark skinned native tribe

The women are short, fat, hairy, have warts, and stink but it's the first woman you have seen in 6 months and you are down bad

Sail back home and suddenly everyones groins itch

Rigging comes apart and crushes both your legs, disabled for the rest of your life and panhandling.

Die from a sneeze

bend over for the invaders and hope they don't mind the penis (they won't; they're sailors)

The one that doesn't look like a plastic surgery practice dummy

jungle women belong to BWC

Right = her.
Left = her daughter

If you fall you blame the oarsmen and they will be tortured so they have that boat as stable as they humanly can.

this pic makes so sense anyway
why would the deep jungle goblina look like a brown european teenager?

these jungle niggas looked like half apes when the spanish first landed there

yeah well this is what Muhammad saw when he first came to England

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Both at the same time

why would they look like niggers when they're asiatic in origin

SOULLESS VS SOVL

¿DÓNDE ESTÁ EL ORO, PEQUEÑO MONO?

As a woman? Just spread the legs since resistance is utterly futile and would get me raped regardless AND killed.

some indian spamming it

Hot. This picture awakened something I never felt before

they even have the plates in their lips like in africa

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These amerimutts who think replacing Us with Vs is funny are all third worlder worshippers.
Thank god Russia will eliminate them

Communism was invented by jews and Protestant freemasons.

left
right

Slit the treacherous heathen harlot's throat.

same like her:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Malinche
best girl; enslaved, gifted to Cortes, then proceeding to destroy the aztecs

it's the most retarded ending that makes no sense
spaniards arrived in 15th century
there was no maya empire by that point
lol

GIMME A FUCKIN' MIC!

I'M TIRED OF THIS TALENTLESS BIMBO BITCH BEING SPAMMED. SHE'S A MODERN DAY COSPLAYER YOU MARKS.

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what the fuck is wrong with OP

Eggs of left implanted in right

They were Portuguese on a secret mapping mission.