No seriously. How do you check the fence?
No seriously. How do you check the fence?
Pee on it.
He has a PhD in archaeology
Do you go to the local geographer to get your colon checked, too?
it's a tropical island. the wood was wet.
It was highly conductive Chilean sea birch
t. has a PeeHD
Yes. They enjoy all forms of spelunking.
no one thats been in my ass has been any kind of doctor
your dad had a doctorate in being a nonce.
pretty huge dick
What is this image trying to convey?
Sticks have a lot of moisture in them. Whoever made this is a midwit retard.
Dont get fucking fresh with me, you little shit
You'd be able to hear it. Still probably worth double checking with a wetter stick of a big jungle leaf
how dangerous is 10 000 volts? As an american it doesn't sounds that dangerous since it implies it's less than 0 ampeures, and it's the amps that kill ya and not the volts.
Now, I ain't no professor but I'm sure those 10k volts would find a way to get to whatever water's in that stick.
That the person making the image is smarter than a Ph.D. There's a very high chance that they describe themself as "smart but lazy", a fifty percent change they have a GED, and 90% chance they live with their parents after 30.
Costa Rica uses the North American electrical standard so not even though electricity running through that fence to make twig tea.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
PhD means something
I PhD in women's studies would just touch the fence right away
That tracks ya fag
How would you have tested it?
I have no problem with this scene but him as a grown ass adult who has been on many expeditions to dig sites around the world has NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO BUCKLE A SEAT BELT?
Throw the kids at it
Watched a Locked Up Abroad kinda show
Guy is on talking about escaping from a gulag or somewhere
Immediately I'm suspicious of his story just because of how he is
Explains that he basically had no plan and just "chanced it" one night when there was a power outage
He managed to escape all of these James Bond tier traps without anyone noticing
But then the power came back on and he was only ONE fence freedom!
The problem with this fence? It was electrified!
He could be sure if it was on or not
So he tested it with a stick
When the stick, that doesn't conduct electricity, didn't conduct electricity he decided it was switched off or hadn't recharged or whatever and just climbed through it
Escaped to freedom
No record of him ever being in a gulag, but you have to believe it because he's right there telling the story
Like I say I was highly skeptical from the off
There was just something untrustworthy about him
And then of course he mentioned how he was Jewish so I knew his tale wasn't worth a squirt of piss and I was very well merited not to have trusted him in the first place
I have no idea why the fuck they're like this.
Holy fuck, how did you know my personal circumstances...
pee comes out as droplets that aren't connected. mythbusters debuoonked that already
You gotta pull the foreskin back
I wouldn’t perform a single test on it. I would listen for electrical humming, and that’s what no one did.
he has foreskin
How do you check the fence?
You will feel it through a long piece of grass, you can check every electric fence this way
how dangerous is 10 000 volts?
Depends on the max power output. Goes from pinching you to stopping your heart, breaking up the water in your body to oxygen and hydrogen and finally burning your whole body to a crisp
As an american it doesn't sounds that dangerous since it implies it's less than 0 ampeures
It doesn't imply shit 10kW at 10kV is 1A
it's the amps that kill ya and not the volts
It's the power. The only issue you will have holding on a piece of steel conducting 10kA at 3V is that the steel will get so hot, that it burns your hand
Imagine being proud of having a mutilated dick.
He's wearing a leather belt with a metal buckle and a wrist watch with a leather or plastic strap. The metal in either of these should make the electricity arc. Old leather doesn't conduct electricity well, besides you can always wrap the belt around something else or just throw the belt on the wire.
seatbelts were a pretty recent thing at that time
Pick up one of the little kids and throw them at the fence.
And amps is dependent on the resistance, the human body does not have a high resistance.
depends on if you're shorting the load. if both arms are on one wire your body has too much resistance compared to the wire. if one hand is on the supply and one hand is on the return then current = 10,000/300=33Amps which means you're gigadead
t. Disfigured American
it's almost like they established his technological ineptitude as part of his character
cinemasins has been a disaster for humanity
his parents let a Jew cut the tip of his penis skin off
wtf do you need therapy
it's the amps that kill ya and not the volts.
i always heard this
It's the power
but this always made more sense to me
here we step down voltage for power tools etc from 230v to 110v so if it were purely current which caused harm then this would just be silly and even counter productive
will get so hot
that follows
He has a phd in nothing . Fuck archeology bunch of useless shit. Oh look I memorized a bunch of shit that will get outdated in 2 days
current is caused by voltage geniuses. they're proportional. more voltage = more current. it's the circuit configuration that you make with your body that determines whether you're dead or not.
but that is wrong
p = vi and r = v/i
same power but more voltage = less current
No seriously. How do you check the fence?
Just walk up to it and listen. Electrical engineering that big is going to make a hum with all that voltage moving through it
He was a murican paleontologists. He dug up in Montana, Dakotas and nearby regions
if your power supply is voltage controlled, which is the case with a "10,000V", then power is variable and is determined by resistance. if 10,000V (fixed) passes through a 300ohm resistance, it will have more power (and current) than 5,000V passing through a 300ohm resistance.
ok streamlet
Two female seatbelt connectors
Finds a way
Oh shitt
Wood conducts electricity and I have videos of jeets dying to prove it so fuck science and its lies.
Maybe toss the stick instead of poking ghe fence? High voltage electric fence sparks after slightest contact
Listening radio with grass
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We made a hot dog talk... with RF
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If I touch this tower, I die
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The value of your individual hotdogs may vary.
Based. I refuse to trust (((science))) when it comes to anal sex
I DESERVE THIS FOR MY OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN, AND WORSE!
same way you test if oil is hot enough, throw a few ice cubes at it
for 10000V:
r=v/i
i=r/v
i=300/10000
i=3/100
p=vi
p=10000(3/100)=300
for 1000V:
r=v/i
i=r/v
i=300/1000
i=3/10
p=vi
p=1000(3/10)=300
current is what kills you. it's the literally measure of how much energy is passing through your body. and the thing that changes with a fixed voltage is current.
Ellie literally says he's not machine compatible.
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So they should have all taken turns in pissing on the stick first?
Woods not conductive
Spit on it?
back of the hand test
You gotta hawk tuah spit on that thang
You're implying that a group composed entirely of female belt buckles will.. fasten?
voltage=how much energy wants to be delivered
current=how much energy is delivered
resistance=how much the material resists the energy
power=how hard the supply needs to work to produce the energy
There are PHDs and american PHDs
Throw the kid in it
how about you try and steal some copper from a power pole transformer and we see how weak the electricity is
it’s truly electrifying
Couldn’t help themselves
DO NOT DO THISIt creates mustard gas!!!
I'd tell the kids to go near it, wait for the arc, and have fun with the dead girl
And so many people from elsewhere in the world are desperate to get into American schools to get an American PHD. I wonder why that is...
You should be able to hear it. Lower voltage fences for smaller animals make a distinct, higher pitched hum when on.
I have no need for copper but might make use of the oil in it for my food truck.
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
fortskin
No need to announce to the world that you're a dirty europoor or indian with an ugly dick
For the networking opportunity
it didn't occur to me that it could be voltage controlled but using r = v/i you can easily elimiate i from p=iv, true
r=v/i
i=r/v
does not follow
r=v/i => 1 = v/ri => i = v/r => 1/i = r/v
you rearranged it wrong
it makes sense that if voltage is fixed then resistance dictates the current and hence power based on r=v/i => v/r = i & p=vi => p=v^2 / r
and when you touch it your body dictates the resistance since you become the medium
it's the literally measure of how much energy is passing through your body.
isn't that the power?
i always thought of it as voltage is the amplitude, or potential difference, and current is the frequency of power as a wave
i have no formal education in electrical engineering though
paleontologist
phd in archaeology
Wat
What the fuck? Amplitude is the current you dumb fucking retard
Voltage is voltage, amplitude is amplitude, and wattage is both. Stop fucking posting you complete fucking idiot.
I work in substations, working on 33kv circuit breakers and one of the fellas climbed the wrong one. Blew his arms off and had a slow death in hospital.
My favourite bakery is in Latvia which is 1000 mile drive so not ideal
One hand, palm up. It'll hurt like hell but it won't kill you.
If you do palm down, you'll grip it and can't let go.
He has a perfectly good child to test it on
would you rather he checked it with a metal pip? the real redpill is that would be aalready shocked on the way to the fence
I trust these answers
with morning wood
He gave his life so fat women could watch gay guys fuck on Netflix.
baking soda and water solution makes the wood conduct electricity
When did he soak the branch in baking soda and water solution?
at least i can rearrange a = bc :)
Yeah, should he use something more conductive and kill himself instead?
trips of supreme kek
Not the same guy you were talking to, dumbass. You're going to kill yourself or somebody else with your retardation. Hopefully it's just yourself, and soon.
Yes, it saves time.
Post the rest of the comic where a white cop executes him.
idgi
looking around on google totally corroborates the idea too
if current is the rate of flow of electrons it would follow that that is the frequency
voltage is the potential difference in charge ie the amplitude
power is the integral of the curve
i really don't see what is so contentious about this
Never dropped a tree branch on two wires before? That thing lights up and the wires fry.
The rest of the comic is here
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Considering it's an electric fence to keep enormous dinosaurs contained it probably has lots of current too
Can't wait for you to die a quick and blinding death getting amps and hertz mixed up. What a fucking idiot, and confident, too. The worsr combination ever.
Working on high voltage shit seems so dangerous to me. One slip up and you're dead, you know? And it doesn't even have to be your mistake, some other retard can reconnect a circuit you're working on and turn you into that mouse between the bus bars.
voltage is amplitude and flow of electrons is frequency
Even disregarding any education in the field of electrical engineering but how the fuck do you manage to not know what an amplitude is or what a frequency is?
Did you never have trigonometry in school?
ampere =/= amplitude
What a fucking idiot, and confident, too.
Americans described in a sentence.
That scene was to foreshadow that this giant budget place that's super high tech and has every plan in place to stop things from going wrong, will still go wrong because of dumb little fuckups.
Also
Are people under the impression that a stick touching two different wires wouldn't cause arcing?
Or that wood is so resistant to electricity that 10kv would fucking explode it?
LMAO
He knew the fence was off. He was doing a bit for the two kids. I mean, it's literally what the scene is about.
Everything is locked off to prevent circuits being renergised. Lots of health and safety which means I go home a happy chappy to the wife and watch films
Mom?
Bravo Vince!
I'm just say'n, you got 2 perfectly good kids there.
Would you like some Hot Pocket, darling? The man on the tv was talking about that Linicks computer thing you like. Does that make you happy?
It was a warning that an all female society would become violent and destructive.
I never thought of "life finds a way" quite like this before. I used to roll my eyes and kind of think like the scientist, "uhh retard it doesn't work like that" and when you think of the goal as clicking two belts together, it is retarded, but that's not really the goal, it's keeping someone tied tighty to a seat. The clips don't even need to be there as you could just tie them together, they are there for convenience, it's not the goal. Can't believe a shit post on 4 Chan actually changed my entire perspective.
So now in movie, the goal isn't to stop "breeding" as in sperm meets egg, it was to stop DNA from evolving and life from changing and thriving at its most fundamental and complex level that is DNA. This unironically is a huge revelation for me. No bully, just never thought about it this way.
I don't get this image.
Is it depicting him arriving with a single McDonald's happy meal to his family?
Is it depicting him leaving his home with a McDonald's happy meal?
Where was he when she called?
Where is he going when he's holding food?
What's causing the shock in that family? Minimal food appearing or any food leaving?
I don't get it.
she says HIS son is hungry, so he brings food for his son. Not her other kids.
It signified is natural disinterest in safety protocols.
Where he wanted to be he didn't need seatbelts
If it was live he would be dead anyway no matter what he touched it with.
The best thing to do would be to chuck something at it that is attached to a string that touches the ground while you are as far away from it as possible.
t. electrical fag
You would die. For reference just watch literally any video of a pajeet on top if a train touching the wires.
Was thinking either this or something like "he doesn't know the rest of his kids even exist or something. I dunno it makes no sense, I assume a woman wrote it? That would explain the ambiguity and confusion.
GOLEM
Dang now im BRICKED UP and electrocuted.
Oh.
Her idiocy in mentioning "one son."
+
His idiocy not assuming "family dinner."
Ok.
The drawing is also very confusing with him carrying the Happy Meal AWAY from the house's doorway, instead of carrying it towards it.
she says HIS son is hungry
no she doesn't
Yeah, the poor grammar and awful art direction didn't help with conveying the terrible "family" assumptions.
Nah she been sleeping around and got 50 baby daddies so he shows up and feeds HIS son not the other hoe ass kids and she mad cause twitter told her he a low quality male.
I would spit on it
entire plane waiting to take off
can’t find the seat belt connector
this is my nightmare
Completely different
Electric fences for cattle are to shock and deter, not kill or power anything.
A 6k cattle fence gives out around 100milliamps or 0.1 amp, which will give a hell of a shock to a person and someone with a weak heart could die for sure, but they aren't designed to do significant damage.
10k fences are used pretty frequently by farmers, you can buy them on Amazon.
Those overhead train cables can carry around 25k volts have around 300-1200 amps, which is what turns you into a instantly cooked mannequin that won't let go of the cable.
This is for keeping a fucking trex in bruh lizards are all dry and shit so a regular cattle fence wouldn’t do shit to it.
I Keked, and then got upset right after because I was actually able to follow exactly what you meant by that and worse, realized you're probably correct and the black pill attitude took over the kek
Still the same principle.
They wouldn't up the amps just because it's a bigger animal, they don't want to hurt their attractions.
They use a thicker cable so the t-rex doesn't just smash through it and ignore the shock.
isn't that the power?
Yes it is
i always thought of it as voltage is the amplitude, or potential difference, and current is the frequency of power as a wave
Voltage is the potential difference yes, but not the "amplitude".
Imagine 2 points in space. Both have a different potential. We don't care about these potentials, but about the difference of these. That is called the voltage. Basically the points have different number of electrons attached to them, which determine their potential. Now if you connect these two points with something (eg a copper wire), electrons will start to flow from the one that has more to reach an equilibrium. The speed of each electron will be determined by the voltage. The rate of the electron flow is called the current. The rate is limited by the properties of whatever medium you chose to connect the two points with. That limitation is called the resistance. The connection between these are:
Resistance = Voltage / Current
So back to the topic:
Slow electrons (low voltage) will not kill you doesn't matter the rate. Very fast electrons can kill you, if the rate is high enough. So if the voltage is high enough AND the current is big enough (hence the power) that can kill you. But it doesn't matter if the electron is super fast if there is so few of them to cause any real damage.
t. EE
The only retard here is you
Should probably be more than 10kv. Like 25 maybe more. You've never played with a tv before? Gives you a hell of a zap but it won't kill you.
50mA is enough to knock your heartbeat out of wack and kill you if you’re unlucky.
NERD!
His idiocy not assuming "family dinner."
He only has one kid with her, it's not his responsibility to feed the entire litter.
Pee on it.
"Don't whiz on the Electric Fence"
it would still react
True.
The seatbelt was defective and had been made with two female connections. It wasn't supposed to work at all, but life found a way.
uses belt
you have lost the following item : pants
10000 volts is on the high end but 6000-8000 is normal for cattle, horses, bears, etc, and a normal electric fence won't injure you. Much less than that isn't effective in non-ideal conditions. The shock is limited by how much energy the capacitor stores which is only a couple joules at most.
I don't understand, so the writer must be dumb
Flyback transformer current is way less than that. 50ma at 35kv would be 1750w. It's less than 1ma.
Electrical engineer here. Arcs are easier to create with voltages that high. Tapping it with a stick would immediately cause you to get conducted with the wire and kill you. Hell even doing that at lower voltage levels will kill you.
Arcs are easier to create with voltages that high
Voltages how high? 10kV? That will make a 3-4mm arc at best.
He has a PhD in archaeology
Grant is a paleontologist, not an archaeologist.
Oy vey
Yes, that's called a natural human penis. Just like God and Nature intended. Cry more, kike. lol
It was supposed to keep a T-Rex caged, dude.
I'm somewhat of a paleontologist myself
You are alive when they start to fist your butthole. So try to show a little respect
What a reddit post. Seatbelts are for fags and pregnant women
Seven year old me would have been out of my mind with joy seeing that.