This is what the average RLM looks like

We know and nobody likes them already.

irony of calling those people losers

Once or twice a year for a celebration is acceptable

you went to the man-hole?

Way to out yourself as a miserable cunt, OP

Waited to post this photo until after I saw them upload a new video. Didn't want to blow up their spot or anything.

Either way, due to an insane set of circumstances, Mike sat literally right next to me at a bar. I was pretty drunk at this point and talking to someone I had just met, and I turned to my left and my brain genuinely broke. In my stupor, I asked "Mike??" and he turned and said "yes?"

At this point, I'm genuinely so confused and wondering if I've completely lost my mind, so I just said I wanted to make sure I'm not insane and apologized and tried to go back to the conversation with my new friend.

Mike was incredibly kind and asked what my name was and we got to talking briefly. He was extremely nice, said he was rarely ever stopped in public, and was nice enough to take a pic. I fanboyed pretty hard and was embarrassed by the whole ordeal. I said that it was the greatest day of my life and he said he hoped that wasn't true. The guy I was with was asking what Mike did and him and I looked at each other and Mike responded: "nothing important."

My new friend had all these nerdy tattoos (referring back to the circumstances I mentioned) which included a Star Wars tattoo so I was showing Mike his tattoos as a sort of joke. My friend had a Watchmen tattoo and it was surreal to hear Mike say "Dr. Manhattan" out loud.

This was the first "celebrity" encounter where I was genuinely flustered. If you are reading this Mike, thank you for being so cool!

You're brown.

why are you browsing reddit? stay there

DUDE, IS THAT... A PERSON THAT EXISTS???

AND I'M PERSONALLY IN PROXIMITY OF THEM?!?!

AHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAANE, MY MIND IS LE BREAKING!!!!

mike was alone at the bar confirmed. jessie dumped his ass

Jesus Christ

surprisingly looks like a normal guy

Good thing he got rid of her. She used to make homophobic jokes.

damn marky spammers are showing up without mention of hyde at all now

poor mike has to go home to a wino

she stopped appearing after that incident wear she looks super pissed at mike

what's the deal with them anyways? Did that bitch gather a cult following with discords worshiping her or somesuch?
It's been a decade

whats the issue? hes not bald.

his appearance really compounded just how much of a talentless hack Mike is, even Kevin Smith, whom all of RLM are sworn enemies of, made something of himself, regardless of what your opinion of him
maaan what ever happened to this cutiepie

essentially, yes

Got spooked by the ankleposting and now just does BTS work for the channel.

Rofl

Whiter than the whitest prequeljeet.

I said that it was the greatest day of my life and he said he hoped that wasn't true.

LMAO

so let me guess, they're washed up incel pedophiles that still fantasize about being the prince charming for that random e-whore 10 years ago and "saving her" from Sam Hyde and daydream about living their lives together with her?
This is some Chris Chan tier shit

reddit post gets mysteriously deleted

Which tranny are you in the picture? The fat one, I’m assuming?

I've recently watched the RLM prequel reviews for the first time and I have to say I see know why they're so controversial on here.
They're more entertaining than the fucking garbage movies themselves.

that guy

white

Peruvian, if I had to guess.

They initially weren't, but the milennials/old gen Z with nostalgia for the prequels grew up and took offense to their childhood slop being shit on. Also, due to their massive popularity at the time they did usher in a wave of retarded video essay "critiques" which were really just plothole nitpicks.

Sam is a pedo dude and you're here simping for him

I'm not simping for anyone, I just find it extremely offputting to see grown men obsess over a then 15yo girl 10 years after the fact. If he's a pedophile for tapping that ass back then, what are you? You should be institutionalized probably.

except you and your simping ilk are the only ones that brought her up here
that's how I know you are probably one of those fat freaks in that image

I'd let him fmitb desu.

Me and my son

what kind of reply is that, what are you even trying to say? that anon correctly called you out as a markyfag, and you couldn't help but confirm it.
You're literally obsessing about some e-whore who used to be posted on r9k back in '15, a full decade later, to the point you spend the entire day spamming how her then boyfriend is a "pedophile" for being able to do what you fantasize about doing every single day.
You should seek help regardless of fishtank's fanbase, be it popular amongst trannies or not.

The audience of those who saw the prequels for the first time as adults and still give a shit about Star Wars is shrinking. The youngest are early 40s now.

people like this used to be attractions in a circus 50 years ago

I dont even know who she is, you clearly obsessed faggots are the ones that brought her up. Go back to whatever subreddit you faggots circle jerk on and learn some reading comprehension.

QRD?

which discord and/or subreddit did you come from

boy she used to be a showstopper
someone DM her that its not too late!

rlm fans confirmed ugly non whire mongoloids lmao

OMG this RLM fan who looks like a completely normal person is such a big loser huh??? I-I'm not as pathetic as this guy, r-right?

You really thought you were cooking with this one, didn't you OP?

cooking

you'll never gonna fit in like that

What's wrong with the dude in the OP? He doesn't look awful in any respect.
This dude looks normal too, just the backpack straps making him look nerdy

The guy I was with

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Was this at The Man Hole?

this is what the average RLM looks like

this is what the average Red Letter Media looks like

The fuck are you talking about?
Red Letter Media is the name of their company/website. And there isn't an "average" of those, because as far as I know at least there is only ONE company named "Red Letter Media". You can't find an "average" of something that you only have one of, retard.
And so that's obviously also not a photo of what an "average RLM" looks like, because it doesn't exist. That's just a photo of some guy that met Mike Stoklasa at a bar.

Communicating fashion that's a little LESS retarded next time.

Too fat

Threads like this just prove how fucking pathetic RLM fans on Anon Babble are. They try so hard to pretend that they hate RLM and hate all their fans, yet they are more obsessed with RLM than anyone outside of Anon Babble. They're so insecure about using RLM as a literal friend simulator that they try to overcompensate with fake hate to try and make themselves not feel like such gigantic faggots.

It's everyone else that is a loser, not me!

Rich Evans is my friend. We used to play video games together.

Why'd it take this long for someone to notice Kumar's typo

maan thats just the wisconsinite killa figure
and its as perfect as it gets

Fishtank

cameras everywhere but the bathroom

I too like to salt and pepper my table

every day i hear about reddit i'm just so glad i'm not one of them.

just so glad i'm not one of them

yet here you are, posting
curious

hummina hummina! where did it all went?!?! all of the wisconsin sharp cheese!?

how tf can this brownoid made it all the way up to wisconsin?
its too cold up there

my new friend

Just call it a gay hookup, thats what it was

ever thought could it be just a man to man skinship
it doesnt have to be necessarily a homosexual relationship

yes i can say things here without getting 400 downboots from faggots like yourself.

he's hot post ur face

this, average American

alcoholics

___ The Birthday Boy

Their fans are super sensitive in the Plinket EP3 comments these days.

skinship

Is that what fags are calling gay sex nowadays?

openly admitting this much

kwab

Freddy?

skinship

otherwise known as frothing
and no, its not considered gay sex, in any level

i don't know what that means champ

yeah I bet

They greenscreen bar meetings with random fans to gain sympathy.

does this kind of braindead posting get you updoots usually? see thats what i was originally saying. i'm just so glad i'm not one of you. closing the tab now, but enjoy crying.

? That looks like a nice and normal enough guy to me

211017928

you could've just stopped replying
but you keep smelling the syrup!

Why are most of the women involved with RLM red-haired and curvy/chubby? What's happening on Mike's casting couch?

huh?

name one, other than jessie, 'cause the only other female I remember that got featured other than her, was some polack looking twig

new video uploaded

RLM thread posted hours earlier

What the FUCK was Mike thinking with this scene? I bet Jay was PISSED at the sexism

honi RLM boys are soo honi

I'd do it to if I can get away with it

What the FUCK was Mike thinking with this scene

he's thinking about making Rich a cheese-melt sandwich

I bet Jay was PISSED at the sexism

Jay was only pissed because he wasn't in the middle of all of that wisconsinite sharp cheese blocks

RIP Nadine

Wtf he looks just like Mike Stoklasa

What was Mike thinking

Haha ok Jocelyn, Lora, I don't think we quite got it that time, can we do it again?

still no mention of her death

god forbid they don't turn the death of a friend/co-worker into cOnTeNt

Have they posted something on twitter or whatever? Could just do a tasteful "RIP Nadine" at the end of an episode

idk I don't use twitter etc

loook at those gams!

"gams" is slang for legs. You don't see legs in that picture

man...
in inner Albany, gams are short for breasts
checkmate son

When was the last time a woman even appeared in an RLM video? Don't they have any actress fans/friends they could have appear like Jack Quaid and Patton Oswalt?

you mean frotting? as in, rubbing dicks? not that anon but nigga ive done that shit and straight up made out with a guy and couldnt go full gay sex because its just not gonna go down like that and let me tell you, rubbing dicks with a guy (or a tranny) is mad gay. ive done it with both first off it feels great and you do feel compelled to go further but nigga its not like rubbing your dick against your mattress it aint straight. second off no it aint gay sex but i didnt see any pussy in that room just two dicks one of them being my own. if youve done this too, tell me what happened next if you straight up didnt fuck a dude ill be impressed but you ARE a gay nigga

at least you learned what gams actually means on an anonymous forum instead of being embarrassed in public

Mike really has a thing for redheaded slampigs doesn't him