/who/

She's like a teacher she's like a sexy teacher

Say it with me.

I forgive you, Jodie. I forgive you.

010.png - 1280x1680, 1.92M

comes back to say oh my god your black face is so beautiful!

vindicated

rewritten time can be rewritten.

is she barefoot

SPLINK

SPLINK.jpg - 480x360, 9.47K

If you will not be turned... Then you will be destroyed! Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!

does she actually fucking say that
no way

What was the fucking point in altering reality

Ncuti > Tennant

WAIT WHAT

SO SHES NOT HIS DAUGHTER

WHAT

WHATS GOING ON

saving baby sneed

it's Ritchie's daughter, duh.

so how exactly did he use Omega to bring poppy back? none of this makes sense

Sacrifice reality to save BABY SNEED only to get cucked by a guy in the final minutes and die

file.png - 641x600, 554.14K

what the fuck is happening?

jodie shows up to say bye
doctor forces a regeneration to force lightning the tardis
the tardis exploding created another reality?

Whatever Jodie's last episode was called > this shite

The Doctor just killed an entire reality of people...

The Buck Breaking Ncuti...

it was beautiful

sneed's sneed and fneed in time and relative space

TIMEY WIMEY

missed a chance to say "half-human, on her mother's side" there Russell.

this master will never team up with the indian rani they just killed off

Does someone have that South Park edit of RTD and Hartnell

not watching this shit what's happening

so this entire episode was pointless, both the omega thing and the baby sneed thing

WHERES SUSAN

BRING ME SUSAN

I proberly still wud

Destroy a reality to save baby sneed

Saward was more of an issue than JNT. That and what you said about the BBC actively trying to kill it.

who cares about any of this shit?

i wanted to like Belinda as a character. she's just a normal person. i SHOULD care about her family life, but it's a magic baby, quick montage of parallel-reality flashbacks.

Doc had a baby sneed with an Indian girl and broke reality, only for him to no longer be the father

Is he biregenerating then
Why
What caused it

doctor genocides a timeline to save a niglet
13 comes back to say she loves burning coal

crab omega was the good timeline

where did it all go wrong

The Ssafitars

Mostly a waste of time. Rani died. Mrs.flood fled. Boss namedrop. Omega was a skeleton floomp who died instantly. Half the episode ripping off Wandavision. The Doctor sacrificed an entire reality to save a fake daughter.

7 more minutes and the national embarrassment is over

NCUTI WILL REGENERATIVE INTO KEIR STRAMER

I’m so glad they didn’t use cybermem or daleks these two seasons. Was a really good jumping on point for people who hadn’t been watching this show for 40 years. Except for the finales, weirdly, which were heavily lore dependent on shit which hadn’t been mentioned in 40 years.

doesn't exist now. Thirteen declared it not real.

bigenerates

YOU'RE SO GAY

I hope you'll see me again, but not like this

I've got to go

and that was NuWho

It's evident that this whole season was written for Millie but they quickly shoved in Varada Sethu when she walked or got sacked

They wanted 14 to reappear didn't they, I guess Tennant was busy.

HERE WE GO LADS

Rani: Eaten
Omega: Shot back into the Underverse
Time Taken: about 3 minutes

Christ this was a mess.

no it's the safitars owned by sneed

the baby is left ambiguous! is it Susan's mum?
who is 'the boss'?
why write, when you have mystery boxes?

It's over.

file.png - 1176x621, 1M

RUPERT GRINT

IT'S TENNANT FUCKING LMAO

this certainly is the worst regeneration story

They should put this on another 20 year hiatus then force the current show writers into a tribunal to find out what the fuck went so wrong from early 2000s to now

drwhofans.jpg - 770x578, 101.26K

kek

So is this little nig the black female doctor?

the absolute forehead on that lass, fucking massive

wait what? so he went back to the fake reality and found baby sneed and it turns out that it was just a trick?
but baby sneed doesn't live in the real reality? so it exists in fake reality but not the real one?

yeah i couldn't believe this, i have no idea how television programmes are made behind-the-scenes, but it's obvious how much tinkering there's been here. weird when there's such a high budget.

TLOU Part 2 ending.

oh shit he regenerated into eccleston

Capaldi is back!

Baby Sneed gives no fucks

UNLIMITED POWER
UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING
UNLIMITED CUSTARD CREAMS

BILLIE IS RRAL

tennant

NO FUCKING WAY

AW HELL NO.

Billie Piper... fuck. its dead

MCGANN

Im going to kill myself

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh its her

stop samefagging

booo RTD booo!

SACK RUSSELL T DAVIES

SACK JANE TRANTER

SACK PHIL COLLINSON

SACK JULIE GARDENER

based and billiepilled

I made the mistake of showing my gf the bi-regeneration episode for her first ever one. Come to think of it, you should be able to watch ANY episode of Dr Who and "get it". Really showed how bad the writing is

hahaha holy shit yous weren't meming.

motherfucker

Uhhh

file.png - 1224x660, 1.26M

this show is so dead HAHAHAHA

WTF KEK

file.png - 1232x645, 952.09K

HE REGENERATED INTO BABY SNEED

IT'S PAYNE
GET HIM

fuck off is it actually
please tell me for the love of god we haven't got billie fucking piper as our wilderness doctor

So 16 goes back to visit 14 and they bang, OK?

There will be no review, analysis, or teardown of this episode. You only need to recount the plot to explain why it is shit. It's just above The Timeless Children.

WHAT A FUCKING HACK!

ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL

KWABctor Cuck...

BILLIE PIPER PLEASE SUCK MY COCK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MY PENIS I NEED IT SUCKED PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE

how can it just keep getting worse?

Why do I feel emotional about Ncuti regenerating...

FUCKING KEK'D

Why does this look so bad?

A mug of tea, please

file.png - 926x695, 957.06K

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Jesus she’s had some work done

BILLIE

ANDREW VINDICATED

FUCK RUSSELL

FUCK THIS SHOW

Master IM A DALEKS DOOMSDAY DEVICE

BBC One annunciator: what?

holy kek

The Bogtor has arrived.

ngl she needed it
good on her

So this is the Wilderness Doctor.

Fucking kill this franchise already.

Billie looks like that now

That was the worst fucking episode I have ever seen

So /who/, what happened? Was crab Omega real? Anything with Susan? Was there anything about bigeneration or the Timeless Child? Was there a regeneration?

interview.png - 500x377, 252.67K

Fucking for real?
I'm not even mad. This is comedy.

what's going on with her neck

Where were you when Doctor who was kill?

hell yes, a one-series spin-off!

does she think this looks good?

Because it was filmed like two weeks ago. Ncuti wasn't supposed to leave.

The regeneration looked God awful

oh no no no no

9345i45.png - 577x138, 18.36K

And introducing Billie Piper

Not 'as the Doctor' in the credits. One off variant for the Xmas special?

Was there a regeneration?

Billie Piper nigger

when the bbc hits

i'm done, thanks for everything /who/

No crab Omega. He was a zombie. No Susan. 15 committed suicide. Ncuti regenerated into Billie Piper.

Not joking.

Doctor Piper is real

did he bigenerate or was this a normal regeneration
what happened

That looked awful also.

JUST

She's not the director.

Omega was a spoopy skeleton who ate the Rani, bigenration is natures way of making more time lords since they're sterile

Thread moving too fast for any of the posts to mean anything

There's no Christmas special

Worst regeneration right?
Like, not just in terms of actor to actor but also the SFX too?

SHE'S OOGLEH

Words fucking fail me

So is big finish gonna have 16 meet rose?

As in does she think her actual face looks good

why does everyone hate billie, it's a hack move but she's kino

it's real (check x if you don't believe me), Piper is the 16th Doctor.

Technically, Ncuti was not The Doctor, he was his child

piper regen is real

i fucking hate this

pr.png - 640x480, 233.51K

this episode has made me feel sorry for FOUR female actresses. i am not sexist.

Violently bogged face

SACK RUSSELL T DAVIES

SACK JANE TRANTER

SACK PHIL COLLINSON

SACK JULIE GARDENER

She had incredible tits, somebody pls post Secret Diary webms to celebrate our second female Doctor!

End the show

mystery boxes?

Modern writers either mystery box or subvert expectations.

so it's just looms but shit

Justifying Capaldi by making the doctor "Remember what you can do" shit. Bit lame but atleast they tried

LOL LETS JUST DOCTOR REGEN INTO ROSE LMAO, WHY? I DONT FUCKING KNOW

doctorstuned.png - 360x614, 217.73K

I WISH we lived inside a dream

JUST KEEP PUSHING FEMALE PROTAGONISTS THEY'RE BOUND TO LIKE ONE SURELY?

chriswatts.jpg - 576x613, 18.69K

It should've been Jenna Coleman.

People who bog themselves have a similiar mental health condition to transgender people, they hate how they look so they keep altering themselves in the pursuit of the impossible.

Just a reminder 14's been sitting on the sidelines the whole time doing jack shit while all this is happening

Jodie had to regenerate into Tennant

Ncuti had to regenerate into Billie Piper

And people will pretend they weren't failures as the Doctor

Gallifrey Base must be having a meltdown can't even open the website

when did it all go wrong? when did the ripple get too big?

file.png - 1401x1077, 1.88M

Can't wait for Ian Levine's reaction to this.

I actually liked the episode. Made me care about the 15th Doctor. Shame RTD waited this long to make a good story.

he drowned in venice in an offscreen adventure

SOMEONE POST WHAT OMEGA LOOKED LIKE OR I'M GONNA SNEEEEEEEED

How hard is it to find someone new?

Man, the well is so poisoned now.
The only reason to do this is so we can't have clean break when the next reboot happens in a few years.
Literally just Russel being a spiteful bitch.

Amazing.

He is The Doctor, 15's was his child

Doctor Who this last several years has just been an endless series of decisions that are like TLD and TROS combined in terms of damage.

i literally can't stop thinking about trannies

Call 111, lad. They'll get you a GP appointment next week.
And thank your lucky stars you live in a country with free healthcare at the point of access.

At this point I thinking bringing it back was a mistake.

Just imagine a giant skeleton. He was only on screen for about a minute.

it's time for some selfcest. billie will fuck the gay out of him

The episode is nowhere near as bad as you fags are making out.

Why did Ncuti even regenerate? He didn't die. Can the Doctor just regenerate at will now?

They didn't need to justify it, he was a one off character who cares

I feel like "previous Doctor disappears via regeneration and is never seen again, is followed by a new Doctor who's never had that face before" was pretty important for the show, and pissing over this so vehemently will create enormous damage for the show's continuity and health.

ALL DOCTOR WHO SUBREDDITS ARE NOT PUTTING UP A POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD
SHILLS IN OVERDRIVE

subvert expectations.

this is fine, you can put a lil twist on something, as long as you 1. explain it and 2. it makes sense.
here we just get any old nonsense out of the blue. Poppy is wasn't a glitch from the magic monk reality six series ago? yes.

what the fuck do you mean a giant skeleton
that's not any better than the crab

So why was he just a giant ghoul?

It's true though, it's body dysmorphia

The only good thing is Nu ended up bringing plenty of people into watching Classic.

Cheers Jon Blum is on overdrive to whitewash this turd

He killed himself so the baby could exist....or something...it doesn't make sense at all.

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK WAS SUSAN.
Why didn't Susan appear instead of the 13th Doctor?????

It really is. I'm sorry.

Fucking christ really
Wouldn't it just be better to have the crab monster at that point

Pretty sure RTD has been very out for a long time.

He was always a fake Doctor, like the Asian Rani wasn't the one who survived.
So Billie Piper will go back to 14nant and it'll be like Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi never happened.

The Doctor has been able to control regeneration for a while now.

The new Doctor...

file.png - 1184x1181, 1018.17K

Better than a gay nigger

this.
honestly this is the best trainwreck i could have envisioned. didn't even 'bigenerate' into her, and some other Doctor we don't see.
writers are fucked, FUCKED

BUCK STATUS: BROKEN

yes he was. he was long gone

Fixing the timeline (only to just get cucked out of his fake kid anyway) cost him his life.

It's pretty much the ONE most fundamental part of dr who. They're so retarded it's unreal

Pic related but worse graphics.

Seriously honestly truly fuck off

The actual plot is wrapped up in five minutes and then we spend half an hour agonising over a fake child no one cares about

He appears on screen for literally 1 minute just to kill the Rani then the Doctor shoots him and he dies.
90% of the episode is about the black baby. It was awful.

Billie Piper rocking that beard

Okay. Just finished watching. Here’s my thoughts:

•Jodie being in the episode was definitely not on my bingo card but I am loving it.

•Welcome back, Miss Piper. You introduced me to this wonderful world twenty years ago through the eyes of Rose Tyler and now you are the Doctor and I am so proud of you.

•Farewell, Ncuti. You really were an absolute joy as the Doctor and I am definitely going to miss you.

•I have no doubt we’ll see the Rani again somewhere down the road. She’s too clever to stay away for long.

•There’s still one dangling plot thread left over and I really hope we address that elephant in the room very soon. Where is Susan? She told the Doctor to find her and now it’s time to do so.

•Bravo, RTD! You have done it again, sir, and I congratulate you. Another wonderful season in the books. Here’s hoping the next one is just as brilliant and fantastic.

Well, it turns out the leaks were true. Ncuti didn't want to do it anymore and there couldn't be an open-ended regeneration because that would have definitely killed the show.

You first, grifter.

How bad is this going to be for Wilderness Years 2.0?

2 seasons in a row RTD made the big bad a large brain dead CGI monster

that's WORSE than Sutekh

I mean he wasn't going to leave when Russell wrote the episode. The whole regeneration was a reshoot late in the day

I kind of agree.

i mean if they show up and meet each other, that's fine and fun. i like The Three Doctors.

when it's just a green screen dream sequence like whatever the fuck happened in Chibnall's story, no.
when it's whatever this is, no.
don't like it. simple as.

for one episode? where a giant cgi monster that looks like something from Torchwood eats her? is that it? I really liked her. She was the only good part of the episode.

file.png - 970x404, 410.1K

Is there an screencapture or webm of Omega?

I hate this post

They'll just revert back to David Tennant as the Doctor again at some point

Impressive she can regenerate with a full face of chav makeup

I liked the draugr looking design of OMEGA.

tharries?

Dalek pops up and shoots the Doctor, filmed from the back, and we skip to 17

did you ask an AI to produce the "Here are my thoughts" of an overly enthusiastic fan? or is it copypasted from some forum?

do you think she'll have a chav outfit like a thong poking out?

He just sits still and growls. Literally does nothing. He's off screen in less than 2 minutes.

Mrs Flood escaped, so she can still regenerate into her.

I see through your lies

in my opinion this is a strategic move by RTD to save the show by generating positive press coverage because the general public remember Billie and associate her with the early revival series which was actually popular

The stunt doctor

What a waste of Rani's actress

same

file.png - 1366x768, 1.31M

I suppose they could say that Mrs. Flood could regenerate into her but at this point it's more likely she regenerates into Martha, Donna, or Kylie.

BRAVO VINCE

Is this the least hacky RTD finale?

this. TV movie style, except don't even get Billie Piper. stunt double (uncredited) in a blonde wig and plastic mask.

Is this from TOWIE?

inb4 it's actually the moment popping in to amend the timeline or something

they scrambled to get that stub article published didn't they

now ill admit I didn't watch the whole season but i could not follow that final at all, so does the doctor just misremember the Indian not having a kid the whole time? what was the whole point with wish world and omega and everything it didn't seem to have any pay off? am I just being retarded and its explained more in the season or what?

320onl[1].png - 475x437, 111.11K

yeah, that worked well with Tennant YOU TOSSER

So Billie Piper will go back to 14nant and it'll be like Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi never happened.

does not compute

Doctor pushed the energy through the heart of the TARDIS, so it became rose, makes sense

So the same shit he did with Tennant? You can only use the same trick to people so many times.

He already burned that good will when he ruined David Tennant and Catherine Tate.

I don't recall saying that it would work

Your bait is WEAK

I despise this man

it does suit a man who should be dead trying is to revive himself but he didn't need to be giant.

Shouldn't it have become Sexy instead?

uh, that just happend!

I already miss Ncuti

What will the lore reason be for him adopting Rose face

Quick headcount. How many of us actually watched?

MARFA? IT'S ME, RAWNI. AND I'M COMING BACK TO URF.

one random chav the Doctor met in 2005 ended up

winning the time war

saving all of reality several times

genderbending Donna's son

and became the Doctor

Alright well cancel the show now

I want a Chibnall free episode with Jodie and a dark story

bring omega back

he's a giant cgi skeleton

he eats the rani

he gets shot and dies after about 20 seconds of screentime

for the next 45 minutes the doctor figures out how to save the baby girl

he commits suicide to put regeneration into the tardis

the baby lives

the doctor regenerates into billie piper

you decide

don't worry anon, that was all gibberish within this episode. nothing prior to this will make it make sense: the only extra context is they had a baby actor in an episode full of babies, and the character was called Poppy. unremarkable at the time, now it's (retroactively) significant.

When moffet took over from rtd

He doesn't misremember it, he just needed to be prompted to remember the memories from the new reality.

Twice Upon A Time really is as good an end to the series as you could reasonably expect. it gets lost because that opinion appeared to mostly be informed by 'i hate a female doctor' which isn't even that chuddy of an opinion. Chibnall's era is basically skippable save for negatives; re-destroying Gallifrey for no apparent reason, shoehorning in a shitty version of the Cartmel masterplan, and destroying half the universe with Flux.

R2D2's era has basically eradicated the stakes by honoring the at-whim redestruction of Gallifrey and signalling acceptance of the timeless Child, but effectively ignoring Flux, and writing in excuses to not honor continuity multiple times – the Toymaker's line about making a jumbled mess of the Doctor's past, intentionally vague about the nature of bigeneration, and now Wish World's aftermath introducing a set of 'glitches to reality', and then the Doctor's regeneration energy introducing another set of glitches on top of it.

Add on to this that RTD's 60th anniversary specials were set up to permit himself to write the 15th Doctor (and on) as a fundamentally different character from the preceding Doctors, and you have a show that is playing with the imagery of Doctor Who but none of its substance, and has excused itself from any consequence. It's now little more than 45 minutes of occasional noise on BBC1 every now and again.

a.jpg - 1061x1500, 173.38K

Unironically my favourite part of the episode was Anita coming back

AutoGalifreynia

Pushed regeneration energy through TARDIS

TARDIS pushed back and it imprinted rose onto him from the climax of s1 when she took on the heart of the TARDIS

If you disgusting racist homophobic fans had been more accepting of diversity he would have stuck around.

Love me a woman in a suit

OOH ELLO!!

It's like RTD is deliberately trying to piss people off.

no, it was the usual deus ex machina rugpull only it happened inexplicably half-way through the episode

I did not. I expected it to be abyssal, but reading & seeing the images of what happened and it is still somehow worse than what I expected.

I actually mostly enjoyed that until the regeneration. I'm not watching Billie Piper as Doctor Who.

remember when she was just normal?
remember when she was even, possibly, doing the whole 'time travel' thing to save her dad, ulterior motives that the Doctor considered selfish and wrong?
remember when they dropped all that and now she's a magic chosen one?

About the only thing he has succeeded at.

This is actually the most she's able to move her face with all that botox

The spinoff looks alright. There was a trailer afterwards. Sea Devil redesign sucks though.

My perception of time is partly calibrated by the passings of doctors. 13-14-15-16 has really fucked up my brain

Yes, yes, I know. They'll get it all wrong without me.

I'm glad Mrs. Flood didn't die, I look forward to the inevitable big finish range she'll get.

prophetic

Compared to everything, it was just using the energy that brought Omega into the world to force him back.

Sea Devil redesign

not the one they used for Jodie?

The spinoff looks alright

for retards

Actress is about 150 years old

He saw 13, a blonde white woman, and decided he also wanted to be a blonde white woman.

I mean, it was VERY obvious what they were going to do. It's just surprising Moffat went as far as to wink at us like that.

Sea Devil redesign sucks

Sea Devils have never had a good design
So is half the other "Tallent" at BF

Dugga Doo should have been Omega

The Unleashed episode next week will confirm this

It's going to be a white man fucking a sea devil. It's based.

The Curator told him he'd revisit a few old favourites. the favourites are:
- Tom Baker
- David Tennant
- Billie Piper

so here we are.

copied from Reddit, I presume

That was so damn messy.

Wow
That really was an overlong piece of shit

haven't watched since early capaldi. who's the new chick?

Was this to set up 14 and 16 to do a series together? They “bang” converge to regenerate to 17?

speak for yourself, I hope my favourites continue to stay FAR away (Smith, Capaldi, Jenna)

Rose is the Doctor now

FUND IT

file.png - 646x143, 96.56K

Nigga you paid for that shit?

As someone that was defending the show in this general, I reached my limit.
I pray that this is just a red herring and nothing permanent cause Billie Piper as the Doctor is fucking retarded

oh god.png - 500x282, 123.69K

It wasn't taking jabs at what was going to come next, it was knowing that there are always fans that say that it's all wrong, even when it's good.

Didn't the success of the Episode The Well bring back this series now on a strong footing?

What if the three tenants met rose and 16

Did you enjoy the big bad finale villain, anon?

what if Rose Doctor trigenerated into THREE Roses so they all get a Rose gf, with one spare?

THEY DID NOT CREDIT HER AS THE DOCTOR
THIS ARTICLE NEEDS TO BE DELETED

I see why Jack turned into The Face of Boe, having to live through all this is liable to change a man.

It's all teeth

Yeah when he said that I don't think people imagined he'd be stealing his companions' faces like a fucking horror movie villain

Thoughts on The Reality War... It's shit, so shit that all that I need to do is recount the plot. It requires no analysis or explanation. I needed several pauses to get through it.

The beginning is like 25 minutes of nothing, mostly undoing the previous episode. The Time Hotel as well as Mel come back. The latter overacts.

Out of nowhere, they drop that the Time Lords are infertile. Despite reminding us of Susan very recently.

Poppy, the Space Baby captain is made super important, so important that a regeneration is triggered to save her. Her importance is undone by the end of the episode. Achieving that is most of the run time.

The Doctor claims to be The Last of the Time Lords, even though this episode proves he isn't.

Jodie turns up. Don't ask.

What of the Rani and the Omega, then? They're both resolved in minutes by nothing of note. Omega has been turned into a monster by the same bullshit as the plot with Ruby's mother in Empire of Death.

Belinda spends much of the episode writing herself out.

The UNIT tower is a weapon. It looks stupid.

Several points where they blare the music for no good reason.

The Sixteenth Doctor is Billie Piper. The CG looks like force lightening.

All of Doctor Who from this point on takes place in 7's philosophical daydreaming mind.

her character is already immortal and rocking around with fetal alcohol syndrome girl in her own Tardis.

I find this is always just an excuse for franchises that have been woefully mishandled.

dude, the fans hate everything!

And then something actually good comes out, and crazily, the fans don't hate it. the amount of people who for example hate Paul McGann's audio dramas with Charlie and Lucy is minuscule. Because they're fucking good.

i jumped in like 15 minutes in, i haven't watched the rest of the season

nigga really went to the cinema to watch DOCTOR WHO lmao

90% of the episode is about the black baby.

Who the fuck even is it? It just fucking popped up out of nowhere

next season

plz hold your breath till then.

It's the space baby from Space Babies, but now she's the daughter of doctor and Belinda, but actually is the daughter of Belinda and some literal who, but is also actually the baby from Space Babies. I remember paradoxes being like a big bad thing in this show.

RTD so triggered that people hated Space Babies. He made the head baby a huge part of the finale

Holy shit, I fucking hate the BBC for letting this absolute troglodyte back into Who

So Poppy was born from a wish, but The Doctor rewrote reality so that Poppy really was Belinda's daughter, she even has a father.
So, The Doctor Time-raped Belinda?

So wait rose was the doctor all along? She fucked her past self?