/who/ - Doctor Who General

RTD JUST KILLED THE FRANCHISE!

At the very least, a Billie Piper Doctor will be more charismatic than Whitaker. Hopefully it doesn't veer too far into annoying.

you guys are fags

how did he die?

he killed himself kek

Billie Piper Doctor will be more charismatic than Whitaker

Anon, I...

I actually felt bad for him when he regenerated, what a shit show to end on

you got your Susan in some ambiguous fantasy sequences. it's the equivalent of William Hartnell appearing on a monitor. can't just have these actors walking around, doing things.

Feel bad in a few ncuti didn’t 3 series and didn’t even get more than 8 episodes a series.

Reminder that they did not credit Piper as the Doctor nor have they done so in any press release

perhaps extending my life further is a bad idea. perhaps my future regenerations will get it all wrong, perhaps all the painful lessons i learnt will be for nothing. perhaps there's nothing left ahead in my life other than cruel jokes and bad luck, perhaps it'll get a lot worse, a lot more stupid. perhaps it will devolve into a farce, perhaps it would be better if it just all stopped here

maybe he had a point and we should have listened to him

Where's the trailer for the christmas special?

Eccle sacrifices himself to save Rose his trusted new companion

Tennant sacrifices himself to save Wilfred even trough wilfred asked him to just leave him, He accepted his death

Matt sacrifices himself trying to save people for centuries on Trenzalore forcing the the timelords to give him more regeneration power

Capaldi dies fightning a lossing battle because it's the right thing to do even if it only saves a few people

Jodie dies honestly dont fucking remember it, she gets lasered by master or something

Ncuti just sacrifices himself because baby sneed

this was a last minute finger from a dead franchise, the reboot will start off from maybe capaldi's last episodes

A showrunner with balls would have her undress to change costume like Smith

He basically sacrificed his life energy by pouring his energy into the TARDIS to bring Poppy back.

Ncuti never got to face the Daleks, the Cybermen, or the Master

that would've ruined the surprise.

15 gets less than a handful of good episodes so HackTD can push fanservice

Fucking done

think with something besides your dick for a moment and realise despite piper once being hot doesn't make this call a good one at all

But anon I saw The Doctor regenerate into her with my very own eyes.

time lords can split in two through regeneration

you can just whack a tardis with a hammer to clone it

villains are just straight up gods now all the time

gallifrey is destroyed, then it's not, then it is

the doctor is actually a secret magic extradimensional baby species progenitor but it doesn't matter

time lords can change genders through regeneration willy nilly

the doctor regenerates into previous doctors like it's completely normal

the doctor regenerates into previous companions like it's completely normal

all of this is handled and introduced with 0 weight or care

There are no narative rules left, there isn't a shred of consistency left. The whole show is now just throwing random wild shit at the wall hoping something sticks, or regurgitating old faces and old actors hoping the sensationalism is somehow a replacement for good TV. If I were a new showrunner asked to take the wheel, I'd only accept if I could get a completely separate canon so I can ignore all the dogshit created in the last few years. It's just too retarded now. The latest episode was like a man standing above a trash heap and you're hoping he won't fall into it, but then he gladly does a double backflip directly into it.

How would not naming her as the Doctor in the credits spoil the surprise?

Imagine sacrificing yourself for your child and it turns out to not even be yours.

He got in because the show was pozzed, and the show was shit because it was pozzed.

the best timeline is the one where Capaldi Doc jumps into a sun and kills himself permanently

omega looks like shit and dies immediately

rani doesn’t nothing a dies immediately

belinda gets a baby time fucked into her

ruby gives the gigapiss asshole a happy ending

It’s so over bros. Post Billie to help me cope

would love my own tardis so i could go back and tell doctor who fans from 10, 20, or even 30 years ago that they're going to want to fuck the 16th doctor

yeah she was just listed in the credits, 'with' Billie Piper or something.
what's the usual thing? don't they just credit the new actor as 'Doctor Who' or 'The Doctor'?

Or naming her, rather

superb summation

the doctor did this just to spite you bringing back his most popular form to be yelled at for mansplaining

Haven't even brought it up on Unleashed

That's a GIF from like 20 years ago.

Yeah

Anyone noticed how the Timeless Child wasn't brought up once during the episode even though there were several moments where it should've? Like I thought when the Doc started questioning Omega he was going to ask his reasoning for cooperation with tecteun or whatever but there was nothing.

She's not The Doctor. She's The Nurse... they do all the real work anyway.

what's the usual thing?

Introducing _______________ as the Doctor.

INTRODUCING
BILLIE PIPER
AS
THE BOG DOCTOR

never saw a Dalek

never saw a Cyberman

never saw the Master

big bads were Sutekh and the Rani

Bear in mind RTD2+Disney was presented as a new era, restarting the Series count and all

Even Jo Martin got an As The Doctor

The actually interesting Rani is eaten by a corpse

Omega is a giant corpse

The main threat of the story dies within the first 20 minutes of an hour long special

Most of the story is padding and lore dumps

Ruby is special again but it's never explained

15th meets 13th and nothing really important is gained from it

Using Moffat's christmas special work as a solution for the story

The Doctor kills himself to save a baby that technically isn't suppose to exist, meaning this is just a worse Caves of Andronzi reason for regeneration

Billie Piper is actually confirmed 16th

I never thought something worse than the Flux could be written.

At this point it is undeniable that Doctor Who is the franchise that has been the most killed and had the mutilated corpse desecrated. Something new that is massively retarded and damaging kept coming along and distracting from how bad the previous retarded and damaging decision was. Imagine walking someone through the broad strokes of the Doctor becoming a woman and nothing being done with that, Timeless Child, 14th and bigeneration, and all this now - and that says nothing about all the cumulative minor and medium issues.

They don't have the bog on New New Delhi

Hmmm

It's obvious what's going on

15 is the first ever Doctor to straight up commit suicide

glowing energy envelopes him

Billie Piper "Wot?!"

she falls back into the TARDIS

after composing herself, she looks up to see David Tennant (the 16th Doctor) standing there

She's completely bogged now though, more importantly than that this is such a monumentally retarded hack move there's no way to come back from this. The show's completely jumped the shark it's reached a point where it can no longer move forward and has to rely on bullshit gimmicks like Tennant as 14 and Piper as 16 to keep itself alive (on life support). I'm not denying having chav Doctor wouldn't be coomkino but she's 20 years too old for that now. If we're really going down this route give me mommy Nicola instead she'd do a better job.

huh.. maybe it will be revealed as a trick or something in the next story, maybe he's tricking us like with the Stolen Earth cliffhanger.

Honestly the Master needed a break was in the last two regeneration stories so give him some rest

Didn't one audio have Time Lords change sex from suicide
And Capaldi had to sort of resign himself to it, and Missy killed herself...

They didn't mention Billie at all in the unleashed

You don't expect lore consistency from this any more do you?

Where about from 13th perspective do you think she was at, between which episodes?

hello, people in the future, searching the archives.

these live threads were indeed where 'Bogtor' came from. we really hope you are enjoying season 3 of Doctor Who (2024), starring Billie Piper (๑ω๑)/ +˚⊹

The latest episode was like a man standing above a trash heap and you're hoping he won't fall into it, but then he gladly does a double backflip directly into it.

i can very vividly picture Ncuti doing this

Bogtor Whore

If we're doing this why not Donna?

I would have said alone with Yaz but that's a very narrow window

real doctors

christopher eccleston
david tennant
peter capaldri

filler

rest

My headcanon is that she only just met Yaz because that would mean she loved her from the very start

'Nurse Who' didn't take, but anything could happen now!

a redhead replacing a black person? that's only supposed to happen in reverse you CHUD

Doctor Donna was done twice already
or 3 times, I dont remember

first the doctor had a granddaughter who presumably came from his direct child

this gets mentioned through classic AND most of new

then suddenly he hasn't actually had a kid yet and susan's just his granddaughter from a child he hasn't had yet

then poppy shows up last episode and almost seems to be the answer to that question by being the child he hasn't had yet

only to THEN make it clear that not only is poppy not that child, time lords can't even HAVE kids because they're all fucking sterile

seriously what the FUCK is this shit

i thought it was her at first but she's pretty unrecognisable.
good god that black guy is bad. i haven't seen any of his or the woman's episodes.

Now that the AGE OF NCUTI is over, what will he remembered for?

How will people rate him?

They already did that.

I think this genetic explosion thing is how the Master wiped out the Time Lords and they're only now sterile

Disney must be absolutely fuming hahaha get in

the doctor even explicitly said he was a father before...

Did Susan show up in this episode?

Remembered?

RTD seems to think that bait and switching plot elements without an explanation is 'clever'.

not canon, is what it is.

Remember when Doctor Who was black?

Not really, I skipped it.

No

This doesn't even feel like a real TV show anymore. It's gone even farther up its own arse than the worse excesses off the wilderness years. Insipid metatextual nonsense. Genuinely insufferable to watch. Getting rid of RTD won't be enough; the entire production team needs to go in favour of new blood who have neither worked on nor care about the show if it's to have any hope of survival.

For about 3 seconds on a screen.

Wait a minute then who was the mystery lady in end of time

Not even RTD likes that shit. He just acts like he loves it because Chibnall is his friend.

But who is the new companion? Please be male.
Watch it be tennant son in law.

i think we're back to "we can't imply any sexual activity" while also being allowed to say things about sex and sterility because these are serious, grown-up topics.

see screenshots on X

they brought her back, when she's walled and bogged

Introducing Billie Piper as Cousin Doctrix of House Paradox

time lords can't even HAVE kids because they're all fucking sterile

It makes all the kissing that Tennant and Smith did even more weird.
Another tick in my headcanon that all of nuWho is a nightmare that Paul McGann will wake up from (Time Lord dreams are vivid and can run for centuries in the space of 8 hours because they're bigger on the inside)

Being a horrible stereotype of gay men being emotional wrecks who cry every 30 seconds.

A showrunner with balls would've finally given us a doctor with some testosterone coursing in him instead of the same weakly effeminate and ''quirky'' itteration over and over

There was a moment in this episode when I was convinced he was going to canonise the looms.

remember when an entire season plot point was based around not being able to fuck with time or monsters get you?

really don't want to look at her bogged face
think i'll skip it if it ever gets made

Any screencaps of the regeneration?

This will all have been worth it if the reality rewrite means they'll stop saying fucking "Mavity". It was funny for like 2 episodes but I can't take a thousand people dying in the vacuum of space seriously when they're still saying shit like "mavity generators".

I wonder how much it costs to make an episode like that.
It was dressed up in so many flashy effects. All for nothing.

code?

Holy shit, is this all a fakeout psyop? How can they save this moment then? Have Ncuti's bigeneration branch be the "false doctor"/Valeyard or something? And have Tennant as the real doctor?

Billie Piper Valeyard vs Tennant 14th Doctor, kino?

episode proves that jodie whittaker is truly miscast not even RTD's writing can fix the character

15 kills himself to bring back Poppy, a character that shouldn't exist because the Doctor fundamentally can't settle down and knows not to fuck his companions

technically it's not the same poppy since her father is different but that's okay for some reason

the overarching plot still hasn't been resolved, who the fuck is the boss?

remember those really weird few years where he cried all the time?

that was Zeta, Omega's 2nd wife.

They also need to enforce the JNT system where the showrunner provides the main characterizations of the Doctor + Companions and the casting, but lets writers create the fucking episodes before they all meet in a room to discuss any needed changes. I'm sick and tired of the showrunners writing over half of the fucking season.

If they wanted a surprise, then they should have brought back Peter Davison back as Doctor 16 for a few specials

I really was expecting "teal is too blue, oh and mavity is called gravity now"

Now that the AGE OF NCUTI is over, what will he remembered for?

Purely for being ZESTY and telling people to stop watching the show if they didn't like it

They should have had him as Omega

who the fuck is the boss?

Bruce Springsteen

The black, gay, crying one.

why do you think Poppy disappeared?
motherfuckers kept touching the baby. Reaper time.

IS THIS REAL?

Only the chad Master can save the whoniverse now

Short for Kathrinzetajonz

Now that might have been a glimmer of kino in the darkness.

kek what
that's the master?

Don't blame Jodie Whittaker's acting. RTD2 has had some of the most blunt, tasteless writing in the show's history. Capaldi couldn't make this shit work.

saves your series

It's a psyop to decide if Disney will fund season 3

I'm sick and tired of the showrunners writing over half of the fucking season

According to RTD, Moffat and Chibnall it's impossible to do it any other way because all the writers they bring in write such dogshit drafts that the whole episode has to be rewritten from scratch anyway.
It never occurs to them to hire good writers instead of uni grad students.

I need the episode from Anita perspective just holding the hotel door open.

Why the fuck is he now some soldier dude

OH FUCK PREMATURE LABOUR OH GOD

They just want yes men. Actual writers would contest their retarded bullshit.

15th Doctor is already wearing a dress

Clothes still regenerate

Fucking hell, there was absolutely no reason to do that this time around.

New Doctor

Oh it's just 10 again

New companion

Oh it's just Rose again

Another new companion

Oh it's just Martha again

New Doctor

It's Rose again

Thank you RTD2

technically it's not the same poppy since her father is different but that's okay for some reason

Based RTD saying that all blacks look the same so the baby would look identical.

Thoughts on the Master having a cute Sea Devil Waifu?

I know what you are getting at, but Classic did not have a showrunner. It had producer and script editor. The producer that was responsible for overseeing the actual production (casting, location shooting, budgeting etc.) and general direction, and the script editor oversaw the writing. Technically Nu has those as well, but in practice they are just done by the Showrunner.

UNIT built a rotating death tower in the middle of London

Maybe Conrad had a point about taxpayer money being wasted?

No hes just some unit guy

15 tells 13 he loves her

15 spends his last moments thinking of the people he loves

this causes him to imprint someone he loves onto himself

regenerates into one of the greatest loves

r8 the explanation

Not-Simm is going to be the final boss of season 3, huh?

I miss Paul Cornell. Wrote RTD1's best episodes then never returned again.

The Master is going to get some fish pussy.

anyone watched that behind-the-scenes video?
anything of substance in it?

better than dragging Jenna into this shit, let it continue to burn down

No worse than anything RTD would come up with

Got back from the cinema experience.
Introduced episode 2 with Bellinda's actress giving everyone a special message about being with them for the season and coming to cinema to see the finale from all the cast and crew. Guessing Gatwa didn't want to do it.
Cinema was mostly middle aged couples or dyke looking young 20's women.
Could hear the audible cheers when Jodie said she needed to admit to Yaz she loved her.
The groans and laughter were audible as soon as Billie Piper came on screen.

I give it a 7/10.
Everytime Millie Gibson's on screen I just lose all interest in Doccy Who and it's just funny to think Ruby's led directly to 15 killing himself.
Should've kept the Pajeet Rani over Mrs Flood

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

It seems to be a rather alluring terrestrial lifeform.

Only prosthetics, you know. For children.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw alien gf Built for BWC

oh god is this actually the Sea Devils now? is that what they were telling us? i assumed it was just some other random sea-themed alien. fuck.

i don't know what RTD was thinking making conrad have valid points in the middle of being the most annoying strawman for le evil far-right, but it just made him look like a massive government dicksucker

There are eight Doctors. There have only ever been eight Doctors. All other Doctors are the work of retarded fanfiction. The reboot is not canon.

I'm so glad she and matt never came back (because I actually like them)

16's opening scene has her down a beer, crush the can with her forehead and belch loudly.

Main costume is a stained wifebeater and she solves most if not all of her problems by punching people

I would have flooded the cinema with cum.

so what's ncuti's final screentime? has he beaten eccelston?

If it gets a season three.

The Transter

it's just funny to think Ruby's led directly to 15 killing himself

It's actually the one piece of good social commentary RTD2 has done, niggas gotta be careful playing in the snow, these hoes can be the death of you.

No. Call me a schizo but there's something weird going on with Billie. They haven't said outright said she's the Doctor. She surely is an incarnation of the Doctor, but it feels like she might only be around for a special or something.

I am so fucking confused about baby sneed, did it exist or not?

I would watch the hell out of that

This, it's fucking this. Even as much as I like Moffat, he still did this shit with things like Silver Nemesis.

yes i love the hounds of tindalos trope

I suspect a lot of writers that would want to write for the show get their ideas rejected or have to rework them so much that are not interested. You have to deal with whatever character relationship drama RTD wants, whatever season arc mystery Moffat wants etc. You cannot just write a solid script and have it inserted into the season, for the showrunner has built some season around a finale or theme and your work either does not fit into that.

Leela Doctor who just wants to stab something?

With this new spinoff coming, I hope all of unit fucks off. I hate that set and I do not want to see it again in doctor who. Do not show me any of the actors from it again.

Joe Ahearne seems nice too. directed a lot of the NuWho episodes, some Irish guy asked Eccleston about him in that one "FIRE RUSSELL T. DAVIES" panel.

youtube.com/watch?v=czcFS6e3tsk
i miss this era of television, bros.

I refuse to believe that anyone liked this episode. RTD's Instagram is filled with bullshit praise so he'll learn nothing.

RTD just made Susan Foreman Non-Canon

KEK

I feel sorry you had to suffer through watching this surrounded by idiots who probably clapped like seels.

Guessing Gatwa didn't want to do it.

tbf last year Millie did the message so this isn't necessarily another Eurovision thing.

"UMMMM SWEETIE IT'S A KILT XOXO"

That finale

They haven't said outright said she's the Doctor

Do you want to know what's happening? I'll tell you.
RTD is a fucking hack, he hasn't written the Christmas special yet.

She'll change her name, to really cement the whole identity is a choice thing. I would be more surprised if she doesn't say she's The Nurse because they do all the real work.

Should've kept the Pajeet Rani over Mrs Flood

I do find it odd they did it that way. I assume that won't be the end of that incarnation, though.

She's wearing the same clothes

Bill should've came back instead

I think that actually would kill the show

I'd watch grug-mode Doctor

Unnecessary. Most fans will see this regeneration as gatekeeping if they knew about Rose Tyler. It comes off as lazy and smells of nepotism.

reddit absolutely loved it and are very happy with the new doctor

old.reddit.com/r/gallifrey/comments/1l054vk/doctor_who_2x08_the_reality_war_postepisode/

I want to fuck that sea devil.

I was just thinking a bit ago that they could do a lightheart family Christmas special with 5 and his "family" of Adric, Nyssa, Keegan, and Turlough as a send of for the show. Don't even acknowledge the fact that he's way too old to be 5 or that Adric and Turlough never met. The episode ends with everyone laughing and Peter Davison turning to the camera and wishing everyone a merry Christmas.

I thought I was the only one who felt like this... even when I don't like a Doctor I always feel sad when they go

Sdussy

She'll be The Nurse out of respect for Miss Belinda Chandra too.

Should have been Clala or Amy

They built up Mrs. Flood for 2 seasons. One of the biggest complaints I heard from normies was about her getting sidelined. I'm glad she gets to be THE Rani again because Anita Dobson is fucking brilliant.

Something for the dads, eh?

I have so many thoughts, some positive, some negative.

This is how you know it's really bad.

The ONLY reasonable explaination lore-wise I can fathom is that The Doctor shit regeneration energy into the time vortex and Bad Wolf influenced his form.

WHY DIDN'T THE DOCTOR BIGENERATE
I THOUGHT REGENERATION WAS RETCONNED AND BIGENERATION WAS IT NOW

hasn't watched the show and doesn't know shit about the character

thinks playing the Doctor means being a horny 18 year old guy dude from Soho

in shrugworthy or trash episodes in a Disney era that won't be remembered for anything good

in half those episodes he's just straight up not even there

most memorable traits will be being black, being gay, crying a lot, and generally acting like Auton Mickey

no gravitas, no subtlety, no sense of age or wisdom

Ncuti is the worst Doctor by far, so far.

Literally has a mixed to negative reaction

Looks like a white flannel thing to me, not the blue waistcoat.

OH BAD WOLF GIRL I COULD REGENERATE MY PENIS OFF AND BECOME YOU!

This line makes sense now

So wait rose was the doctor all along? She fucked herself?

It's so weird to make The Doctor look like someone he very clearly wanted to have sex with
Is Sixteen just gonna look at herself naked in the mirror and jerk off?

I like this explanation.

I dont even like Rose

fuck you I kek'd

I honestly thought that was how he'd bring Poppy back.

I'd forgive every one of RTD's sins if he did this.

I think this is why I met you, Belinda.

So you could be the mother of my child (that we magically had because I'm sterile and also gay I think)

No other reason. We met JUST so you could be my broodmare.

What the fuck did RTD mean by this?

I hate Rose.

Amen.

you're a fucking idiot

what will he remembered for?

Didn't he last like six months?

I'll admit I'm retarded. Who was the character that kept saying they were conceived on the TARDIS? I thought The Doctor's Wife died.

maybe but keep in mind transgenderism has nothing to do with autogynephilia.

The Zesty Doctor

not sure if you are just being sarcastic about them being derivative because they are genuinely a cool concept

We DESERVED a slag Doctor

Happy with it desu

Anita was impregnated by her head of HR

"Quick, the BBC is about the pull the plug, what do we do?!"

"Bring out our secret weapon!"

Pristine slutty English Rose slag appears on screen, will give you a beer before noshing you off during the footy.

Bravo, we're so back whobros

We all know it's gonna be some random other bullshit that makes no sense at all

Sexy pajeetas are made for breeding.

16 is going to give the whole universe Macras...

I wonder what the mouse thinks about all this

Fuck that dumbass Marvel Skycarrier battlestations lookin shit, it gets more and more ridiculous every time it's shown, the captain's wheel popping out the floor that turns the tower makes me give up wanting any decent writing.

Typical AGP behaviour

It wouldn't be much of an exaggeration to say I *only* care about Rose.

we need an obese american black women doctor

Which way Lizard Fucker?

that we magically had because I'm sterile

All he said was "I can't have kids" where did you guys get sterile from?

i genuinely love it, it's one of my favorite short stories of all time

Who was the character that kept saying they were conceived on the TARDIS?

That was MELODY Pond's daughter, River SONG

Do you think the doctor is going to get off wearing the skin of a former companion?

I told you, the day RTD returned I told you. Why didn't you listen?

I liked Gatwa, I can't believe he regenerated so soon. Also he never rescued Rogue.
I know the Doctor can regenerate into people he's seen before, like Capaldi's doctor, but this is just weird.

With a mouth and teeth like that, Billie Piper is more like The Joker

pretty sure rani outright said the genetic explosion made them sterile at one point

Sea Devils. Webbed hands if you get what I mean

RTD insists she's called "The Nurse" as some retarded inclusion or something.

People are outraged because it implies women can't be doctors.

RTD gets fucking sacked.

The Rani boldly stating that all time Lord's are sterile, I imagine.

Anon even Resetera is annoyed by this episode resetera.com/threads/doctor-who-the-fifteenth-doctor-ot-ncuti-stars-season-2-currently-avaliable-on-bbc-iplayer-disney.798510/page-114#post-140707158

Are they currently chasing Clara, or does she die in that exact spot in the end anyway, so they don't give a shit?

actually it's natural for the doctor to now masturbate when he looks like his former love interest it's called gender euphoria sweaty

People hate Space Babies

Makes the head baby the reason the Doctor dies

RTD is an absolute mad lad

What are the chances that she is regenerating into Tennant?

Because it was readily obvious, friend.

Troons do that shit so they think it's normal and relatable

where did you guys get sterile from?

He literally said "we're infertile"

Fuck Resetera.

SOVL vs SOVLLESS

I wonder what other actors who played the Doctor think about 16th?

She looks like the blonde on the train that the one incel caught on photo. She’s an actress now?

The better question is what are the odds this show gets another season

2 Tennants running around

And a packet of squares too, luv
Salt & vinega

The Doctor isn't a time lord

Could hear the audible cheers when Jodie said she needed to admit to Yaz she loved her

Yes.

It's more likely she fucks the Tenant still on Earth and they become the new Adam and Eve of the Time Lord race.

About 100%

He'll use it as a really hamfisted lesson about the dangers of deadnaming and keep his job. Man's not an idiot.

60 year old gay white man is racist and misogynistic

I'm shocked

I bet Eccleston's happy lmao

SPOILERS

Doctor Who returns in 2027

15 turned into Rose because of the regeneration energy pushed into the heart of the Tardis.

Rose's life force is bonded with the TARDIS following the events of The Parting of the Ways.

when the regeneration energy was pushed into the TARDIS the Doctor got a little something back.

several scripts have already been completed. Including 2 from Steven Moffat and 1 from Charlie Brooker.

If the doctor was going to regenerate into past companions I'd have prefered Sheridan Smith

Billie Piper will be the Wilderness 2.0 Doctor

JUST. KILL. ME.

1st ep will be Rose turning into a cat girl

Sack Russell T. Davies, sack Jane Tranter, sack Phil Collinson, sack Julie Gardner!

Fucks sake this actually makes sense.

Charlie Brooker

WOT IF UR NAN WAS A DALEK

Last 3 Doctors have all been gay.

What happened to 12 bros..

All four at the same time

Truer words have never been spoken

top right

Is this the best regeneration episode?

I think it's just the lighting, the actual shape of the clothes is exactly the same

1 from Charlie Brooker.

Wot if ur cell phone was a tardis, mental innit?

what will billie piper's catchphrases as the doctor when she is in fortnite?

INTRODUCING...
JACKIE TYLER AS THE 17TH DOCTOR

A whole season of trans stuff and shit writing is going to be fun.

So were those masks too?

Man's not an idiot.

Really hamfisted lesson

having clara dump his ass for that blandass fuck danny pink put him off women forever

Fucking hell. Wilderness years 2.0 incoming. I can’t see how they can realistically do more than another series with no one watching and everyone hating

Also he never rescued Rogue.

When he said "I don't want to do this alone" I thought he was talking about traveling and was going to go find Rogue. Guess he's just dead forever now.

STEVEN MOFFAT 2 PARTER

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

She biregenerates and goes to settle down with 14, they get married.

we already had a female doctor when they were ramping up woke to max it can't be any worse

stitch this, mate!

I TOLD YOU
I FUCKING TOLD YOU

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/178791932/#178806718

IT WAS IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME.
PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

Cor

Why not Clara since she jumped into the tardie?

RTD pretending that Billie Piper isn't actually the Doctor

reminder that he also teased a mystery with Tennant 2 before finally saying that he just was "unapologetically" the Doctor again.

Sloppy Silurian toppy

So you're saying the Tardis is pushing its crap out?

No, it's End of Time unironically. Wilf carried it so hard.

witnessed

Doctor Coom

I miss when tennants had girls on em for no reason

Tennant 2 wasn't announced beforehand though, and he got the as The Doctor credit

you called it anon, you were 100% correct.
I kneel.

Rose's life force is bonded with the TARDIS following the events of The Parting of the Ways.

when the regeneration energy was pushed into the TARDIS the Doctor got a little something back.

How does that make any sense at all?

doctor regenerates into clara

retroactively a clara splinter too now

bravo moffat

regenerate

Luke Smith?

RTD is a pathological liar

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!

16th Doctor and 14th Doctor are going to have a series together aren't they.

How is this shit not canned....

Imagine if Ncuti regenerated into McGann, letting him properly have a tv series and then they can just redo An Earthly Child and To The Death.

I think one of the things I dislike most about NuWho is the constant bullshit around regenerations

Everything is totally linear up until Nine and then suddenly you're getting bi-generations, secret incarnations, failed regenerations, trick regenerations, just so much lore-breaking bullshit

So Ncuti was never an official Doctor. What kind of message is that sending to black fans?

Yeah that annoys me. Everyone's gotta have their own special regeneration thing.

Tbf even with 9 they changed what regeneration was. In nuwho it's done instead of dying, but in Classic they die, and then regenerate then wake up.

kind of glad it happened so people could get over the hero worship of RTD (who was pretty much worse than Moffat in every way, and I told you all this at the time, only to get continually yelled at)

I mean, man, Moffat has issues as a writer, but RTD's good decisions are things you can count on one hand (and possibly weren't his ideas).

Jenna will be a great Doctor.

I've never watched doctor who. Can anyone sell me the show based on everything that has happened so far? Like... what's it even about?

Remember is series 9 12 and Davros had a heart to heart discussion

2025 - omega is a giant yokai skelly who appears for 2 seconds

Alien dude goes on journeys through time and space.

A wizard travels through space and time fixing people's problems and calling them retards

never saw a Dalek

never saw a Cyberman

to be fair they had been overdone to death, if a 3rd series happened with him he probably would have got the pepper pots and metal men

me too, and I'm aware it's a slippery slope. I remember disliking the use of the regeneration in the stolen earth, just for a cliffhanger.#
you could also say it started with 9's 'triumphant' standing regeneration with the Fanta effect.

I do wonder if they would redesign them though. Should just keep them as-is.

I dont give a fuck aboiut Billie. I'm just glad the face of the show isnt faggot fucking flamer amymore. Good riddance.

i havent watched Doctor Who since Capaldi era (i loved it) but i was curious about the new regeneration of this new Doctor and the first thing i said while watching was GET THE FUCK OUT.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
FUCK OUTTA HERE. FUCK THIS SHOW. FUCK BBC

it's like the wizard of oz, but aids

Bruh why not an older Mcgann coming back fighting Faction Paradox in their cool masquerade masques in venice :(

Or Richard E Grant against old ones.

Jesus Christ. Billie Botox.

I hate it when you guys are right

The reverse tranny.

12 was pegged for 24 years by River Song, which doesn't make you gay (it's not gay if it's a woman blowing your ass open with enormous sex toys) but does open your mind to new possibilities.