Watch crank 2

They really do look like bugs

Again? I've watched it like 20 times by now.

Same but OP is probably right i think we should listen to what he has to say

Is it weird that I like that stringy and drained cocaine look on women? There's just something about it man.

What should be the plot to crank 3?

chev chelios has to _____ in order to survive

In 3, he has to stay as calm as possible in order to survive, despite crazy shit happening around him.

already did. now watch this drive

Meanwhile, here is Bai Ling these days at 58 years old:

You now remember she was in the worst rated episode of lost

Nice, she's still a hottie
I've been attracted to her since the crow

I should have been born sooner.

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Why do you think crack whores are so popular?

There's no way to make that movie. Chelios came back from dead and isn't on a timer, he's unstoppable.

my nipples are like milk-duds

pretty sure that's the lady who does my nails

stay calm

maintain a boner

I've thought about this before - Chev has to livestream the entire spree or else he dies while keeping his view count above a certain number, so he needs to keep pinging off of different wi-fi etc sources as he fights, taking suggestions from the chat and making sure to keep them entertained.

Fight maga chuds

Why did you delete your other post?

y e l o
p u s y

Pretend this brown skeleton gook is attractive

great nips in this. maybe caused my fetish. also she was 43 here. still would now desu.

great nips in this. maybe caused my fetish

Your fetish is nipples?

I've had this idea in my head for years that the next crank should have chev chelios sync his heartbeat to a sick ass ferrari and stay anywhere above 100mph, like a batshit crazy version of speed

On a different note, I genuinely love crank 1&2 they're both gems

NTA but she has very unusual nipples, they're these gigantic eraser-sized nipples, approaching hentai-esque.

How does chink pussy taste?

So why do people like Neveldine/Taylor's Crank movies but not Gamer or Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance?

Depends if you mean Chinese-Americans or actual Chinese girls. Totally different diets.

Bold of you to assume they don't. Gamer was fun.

because crank was good

Not a bad idea, anon.

Thanks! I was also thinking there should be a subplot where there's like a guy who bet a bunch of crypto on Chev dying and he's trying to constantly sabotage the stream, spamming porn and slurs, annoying soundbites, etc to get people to leave so Chev drops below the viewer count and his heart stops.

sweet and sour

This anon has the gay condition

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Biggest nipples in Hollywood.

here's your protagonist couple for gta 6 bro

huff braps from big bundas