/who/

Belinda so fine. Can't blame him for overcoming his zestiness for a taste of that sweet pajeetnani.

DIRECT references to the worst classic story

RTD's fucking lost it

This poor actress actually putting effort in as the Rani, it's really sad

SUSAN RETCONNED

I'm just waiting for the episode to finish so those that actually watched it can say what happened.

FUCKING HELL HES DOING LOOMS

LOOMS LOOMS LOOMS CANNON LOOMS CANNON

holy exposition

I redeemed the cards, doctor saar, I redeemed them all.

the Time Ring is NOT a Vortex Manipulator.

Rose the Trans was to much of a concept for conrad to understand

LOOMS
FUCKING LOOMS

STERILE?!?

Twin Dilemma reference???

she's great. absolutely fucking wasted.

The moment made all of the timelords that survived sterile

for what purpose?

LOOMS I JUST CAME

I'm not watching but is he actually doing Looms?!

Did VNA level dark Chad's just win

TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK

Twin Dilemma > Time and the Rani

LOOM SWEEP WE'RE FUCKING BACK

we're a biological dead end

relatable tbqh.

people watch this garbage?

Every episode I've watched since Jodie left has taken place on this fucking set and just been exposition

Timelords are barren... They were made sterile by the Time War??

The writers only care abour the fake child... its fucking WandaVision levels of retardation.

But The Doctor isn't a Timelord, not really.

The pythia got pissy that Rassilons Rationality won and cursed the Gallifreayans. What remained of the order went to karn

bro
delete this shit kek

Not exactly. Whatever the Master did made them sterile apparently I dunno

send a stream bros livehdtv just shart out

THE BONE BEASTS

Shes a Bad Wolf Doktor !

Bring Jack in here and fry the fucking kid.

FUCKING LOOMS

first time watching an episode with the latest Doctor, holy shit the tone and feeling of the episodes is all wrong. it feels like a weird metrosexual fanmade parody, what is this shit? chibnall was a lot more boring but at least it didn't make me want to pour acid into my eyes
S1 - S10 is The Sopranos compared to this shit

kek

What fucking genetic explosion? Is that how the Master killed them? They only became sterile after that?

BONE BEASTS
LOOMS

this is apparently the same species as me

It's wilderness era stuff

did they actually mention looms?

So Belinda is the one who decides whether the wish ends? Fuck her, just shoot her in the head and be done with it.

Apparently. How and why nobody knows

luv the skeletons
hate everything else

Nuclear radiation usually does that

Maybe Jodie era wasn’t so bad…

So damn fine. I've had yellow fever before, but she's making me more of a, dare I say, wewapoo.

Entirety of reality at stake due to a fake child. WandaVision nonsense again.

Who's the old woman putting Belinda in the Zero Room?

THE CRIMSON PERMANENT ASSURANCE RIDES AGAIN

does nobody ever walk anywhere?

stop teleporting in. it's very impersonnel.

looms are canon

timeless child is canon

tv movie with half-human doctor is canon

wtf rusty

RTD really is just a shameless thief isn't he

Weeapoo*

oh my god this is shit

I bought beer for this

"Parallax" cannon? Rusty, words have meaning

Faction Paradox next

NUCLEAR RADATATION CAN MAKE U STERILE

Omega is a mad titan. just wait until 'THE' reveal.

No, but you can only take them being infertile one way in respects to EU.

I stopped watching after Boom last year, did I miss out?

I can't believe it. I never enjoyed nuwho's tone but I could at least see what other people saw in it. Based on Ncuti's first ep I presumed it was more of the same with a worse actor. I've never seen anything so bi-polar and disjointed.

even the creatura is done with this shit

Parallax cannon.

Sterlie

Bi-regeneration is trying to fix it

Poppy is half human half timelord

Poppy is Susan's mother. Also wtf, he's suppose to be gay and then he still concieves a child with a woman?

I'm not sure he'll even appear.

RTD is sending us messages through the television.

WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME IS GOING ON?

Poppy is the Hybrid
ERASE HER

Remember when Doctor Who finales used to tell stories instead of just being stupid lore dumps shat out by arrogant writers?

UNIT HQ has a steering wheel?

No, not the thresHold

A captain's wheel?

So glad I've not paid £20 to watch this in the cinema

Parallax cannons.

they are firing parallax cannon(s) at the Bone Beasts in the Wish World while they have neck implants, neck braces, and magic rings, so they can teleport and are protected from the Wish spell.

meanwhile, both the villains and a hotelier have two different types of magic doors.

who will win?!

So yeah safe to say any future showrunner is just going to ignore all this right?
No casual viewer sits and watches this and understands all of this garbage,

I'm guessing bisexual... bi-regenreation...
BRAVO VINC- I MEAN RTD

Crazy that the gayest Doctor is only the one who has had a kid.

am I being a retard, I have no idea what's going on

Remember when Doctor Who used to tell stories instead of just being stupid lore dumps shat out by arrogant writers?

ftfy

THEY FLY NOW!?

boy i hope someone at the BBC got fired for this

This is for your own good.

Id disagree on that. Like, yeah, he makes a fuckton of gay jokes, but his criticism isn't that the doctor is gay, it's that they keep shoving HOW gay he is in our faces. And he doesn't hate people based off of skin color, but rather points out that they are using skin color to show who is good and who is evil, and generally if you're a certain skin color and not a certain gender to boot, you are pretty much the villain and/or incompetent. He's really attacking the writers and the bullshit story rather than just hating on the cast because they're diverse.

they've been doing the Tower of London up a bit.

i don't like it.

this has 40 more minutes

?

RTD sacked

This is the biggest load of shit I've seen since the last finale.

wtf is this editing

youtu.be/CYac8ngF1vg

pretty much, if for the simple fact it would be too complicated too summarise properly.

THEY FLY NOW!

waiting for the hoverboarding Dr Who .gifs.

This finale is a disaster. The CGI is a mess.

May thy show flop and cancel.

Christ help us all

So the next season is dealing with Omega?

rani has to be stopped because she’s racist

Sack Russell T. Davies
Sack Jane Tranter
Sack Phil Collinson
Sack Julie Gardner

next season

Has the Crab Omega re-design made it's appearance yet?

Rani actress and Anita Dobson are fun.

if it was JUST this whole "we are the Lords of Time, we are beyond these pathetic humans" thing, i'd be fine with that.

Rassilon and Omega will get married

I wonder if they could rebrand DW after this, with a more masculine Doc who actually gets a bit physical when dealing with his problems? Women only care if he's hot

Timelords are infertile

Is RTD actually stupid?

I hold out hope for a recurring Time Lord rival rather than them constantly being the final boss

haven't watched any episodes since Hell Bent
what on earth am i watching? this is total gibberish

i expected cognac and whiskey and girl

they really have the most stereotypical images in their idea regarding everything dont they

Kek what is this shit

Conrad is a trad chad.

did nothing wrong award

I expected that after 13, a doctor like 3 or 9 but no, they doubled down.

Well at least he's not a crab

He's a goofy CGI skeleton. Fucking lame.

Reddit still unable to understand Series 9 after all these years

Fuck this, I need a lie down.

HAHAHAHA

I watch YT reviews in schadenfreude and apathy.

ngl
I kinda like omega

...is that fucking it? She's gone?

I mean Omega is literally just some guy, his superpowers came from his technology so the reaction is retarded

What episode of Primeval is this?

just put a tall guy in a helmet. it's a good design. you could do some Pyramid Head type shit.

this feels like Sutekh all over again.

kek here's your finale bro

Yep, this is the worst episode of all Who

THEY MADE THE FUCKING JOKE

Needs some rando Who that treats Omicron Persei 8 like The Doctor treats Earth.

Why does every villain need to be some big CGI monster?

Homosexuals cannot procreate, please understand

what the fuck

lord up in of this time bitch

What did you mean by that?

free stream anyone?

From Anon Babble with love.
youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY

wtf I wanted a crab

kill off the better of the two ranis

the actually interesting one

Two Ranis

Russell you already did that joke.

Literally Sutekh all over again.

RTD didn't even try

Wait the plots over already?

yeah wheres my crab

Rani eaten, Omega skelleton defeated, Mrs.flood fled. What a fucking mess.

Russel has butchered

Rassilon

Davros

Sutekh

Omega

What's next

this is not doctor who

even r/doctorwho is calling it garbage

this was all really cool in Russell's head.

doesn't deserve the banging theme tune (i forgot he had one to be honest).

in retrospect it's pretty funny that everyone fell for the CGI crab kek

Do all RTD scripts feel like something written by a six year old?

Captain Jack is black now?

They've resolved this shit quickly, what the fuck else is going to happen

How does she know to kiss the baby?

Mrs.flood fled

Mystery old woman for a potential season 3?

uuuh is that it? wtf?

no idea what's going on
is the doc gonna die so I can actually get some happiness?

Doctor shoots a gun at last

Based Rusty

Based SACK poster

This is so unbelievably shit. The Rani and Omega defeated in 5 minutes. Fuck off Russel.

mods will be along shortly to tidy that up

in a good writer's hand, this could have been some pure pathos moment where he had to shoot someone with an actual gun.

Omega appears for literally 1 minute

Gets shot

Dies

WTF

An electric guitar? I've seen that before somewhere

NCUTI IS ABOUT TO REGENERATIVE INTO KEIR STRAMER

this is the last episode of Doctor Who

Bravo Russell

THE PLOT IS DONE WHAT THE FUCK LEFT IS THERE TO DO I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS CRAP

The Doctor needed to meet Belinda so she could birth his imaginary child

Really? This is even worse than how he wrote Martha

Le subverted expectations

He just regenerated into Robert Carlyle

Just end this episode and then end the show

The fat welsh queer needs to be tarred and feathered for this

ACK

everyone is applauding the stupid baby, not Belinda. why.

I'm guessing its going to double down on timeless child somehow. Or Mrs.flood return for revenge.

I've got no idea what's happening, but I'm unhappy that this creature escaped the SAW trap

Where's the crab? I was promised crab!

APOLOGISE

This was a more dignified end

Oh god he's going to bigenerate again so he can stay with the child

They did looms? No fucking way.
So, the scenes of the Doctor or the Master as a child are no longer canon, then?

They are seriously asking me to give a single solitary shit about this child. I do not care about this child.

Trickster twist incoming?

Lil Sneed

actually made me kek, thanks

THE RAMPS ARE GETTING SAFETY RAILS.

SUPER-POWERED WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE!

Apparently they only became sterile after the Master Columbined Gallifrey

That sounds great. Do that over Lil Sneed staying in the Tardis forever.

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

CGI William Hartnell incoming

jesus christ RTD was not kidding about wanting Doctor Who to be like the MCU

travel with the doctor

your prize is becoming a single mum to a black child

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ruby got NTRd

Can't be bothered checking, but I bet the fags on Digital Spy still like this

true and it was some last minute slapped on ADR.

NEW NEW DELHI

BILLIE PIPER!?!??!?

DESIGNATED SHITTING SECTOR

Ruby-Roo

okay, i lol'd.

A planet of Indians

It's Earth.

Yes

Russel ripping off wilderness years example 84855926868695050000009

RIP BABY SNEED x

as bad as MCU is at least it's fucking coherent

lol get erased lil niglet

Murray Gold reusing music again.

Doctor is going to Canada?

Apologize to Chinball right fucking now

Come along Ace, lets shag in those bushes!

Why would Ruby remember but nobody else????

Susan's mother is a non-person.

So, they're not all cybermen? Huh?

Wasn’t the vindicator literally just a GPS

Russel has butchered

What's next

Uh, the whole show. Crash it with no survivors apparently.

Entire episode is about saving Baby Sneed

It just disappears out of the blue, turning the white girl into a Karen, while the minorities piss themselves at her.

OH NOOO THE CUTE TODDLER NO LONGER EXISTS
Anyway

there's some piece of classical music i swear it was seguing into (twice).

When is Susan coming into this?

Is RTD about to rip off Wandavision? Turn Ruby heel over the loss of an imaginary child?

They wouldve

I am not watching the episode and have just got into this thread. Running through what has been posted and it reads like I a fever dream.

SACK RUSSELL T DAVIES

SACK JANE TRANTER

SACK PHIL COLLINSON

SACK JULIE GARDENER

"The day we thought would never arrive" none of them knew that May 24th wasnt meant to happen

She's the mystery old woman for Season 3

Ruby you fucking nutter. your headcanon isn't real.

Post-credit hallucination

Oh. The Meep's boss.

RUBY GASLIT AGAIN

Assuming there will be a S3 of RTD2.

"The Boss"

fuck who cares about that

you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to care about this single black child that was on screen for 5 minutes and was a total irrelevance because......you just have to okay?!?

Apologise.

someone say 'gravity'.

Ruby bros...are we the baddies

No. Ne killed the show, RTD is just raping the corpse.

OMG enough of the poppy shit, just kill him already

Is that a Tardis fleshlight?

I have long defended JNT.

Which Classic Villain will Russel bring back next?!?! ARENT YOU EXCITED

Oh this is worse than the crab leak

FAGGOT NIGGER DOCTOR WITH A FAGGOT NIGGER SON

Allons-y

they are leaving the 'Boss' thing.

RTD has a plan, bros.

to be fair, the 4th Doctor built and use the Demat Gun in Invasion of Time.

Not to be rude, but kinda offensive to say I've got a daughta

You know what I don't think he's regenerating

20 minutes until Doctor Who finally dies!

20 minutes left and the only plot is bringing back a baby nobody cares about.

Frog

they're going to do the boss battle again to bring poppy back and it will be a crab this time

#BringBackTeal

How is there 20 mins left?! Wtf

Use it to remove RTD

the colour's different! LMAO! it's just like MAVITY HAHAHA

Classic never a made a massive deal about the Doctor having issues with guns and the military.

God this is shite

This is how Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V ended. I'm not joking.

QUIETEN THE FUCKING MUSIC

SOMETIMES I'M YOUR CHILD DOCTOR

>swelling music

OH MY DAYS RUSSELL

The Doc has some ugly children ngl

#NotMyOmega
#TeamCrab
#CrabSweep

jesus christ, music.

i do not understand

who cares about this baby? why are we souppoed to care about it? why is it the focus of the finale?

WE'RE ALL HIS CHILDREN

what is going on

audio balancing is terrible.

Bet it was more entertaining

Guess what the imdb score will be

This zesty cracka got sum real Yakubian energy ngl

Even the Reddit live thread is saying it's worse than Empire of Death

OH COME ON

was really expecting 'the power of love/friendship' there.
wouldn't put it past RTD.

my name jeff ahaha

"oh man I like this face"

IT'S HAPPENING

so that they could have Ruby say she's mad the White baby got to grow up instead of the niglet, like she just did

8.6/10

And here she is.

6.5

DIE DOCTOR!

DIE!!!!!!!!

Regenerating to fix reality.

For fuucks sake just what we need she's back

ngl

who was the black woman doctor?

nuWho made the doctor that was because of "MUH TIME WAR" he got ptsd or some shit

Come back Jodie all is forgiven

Yeah, he was actually (for the most part) written as an intelligent character back then.
Just because you're broadly opposed to needless violence, doesn't mean you can't use a gun when the need to do so arises. It's no worse than coding a techno virus that eats the bad guy's skin, which the new series seems to think is better because it sounds clever and sciency.

what the fuck

Feels good to see her again.

Don't you think she looks tired?

not watching, what's happenin?

would've just been a lot more ballsy to let baby sneed die
people die all the time in the doctor's company

I actually was happy to see Jodie again

somehow, you did it RTD

Jodie returned kek

APOLOGISE

best doctor's back

13 is a coalburner

yay...

Are you saying that the first black male Doctor stepped out for to buy some cigarettes? But the fans are the ones that are called racist?

somehow jodie has returned

not kidding, Jodie literally just appeared out of nowhere and erased the past 2 series to save reality

Barely watched the season is it all as nonsensical as this? Did RTD take over Who again just to kill it?

what's going on with her eyebrows?

It's because RTD thought Space Babies was going to be an absolute smash hit of an episode

I kind of missed her stank face ngls

Had no issue with alcohol either, Moffat made him a baby disgusted by wine.

but why

JODIE BROS WE FUCKING WON
CHINBALL VINDICATED

Which is kind of funny, if you think about it, because the entire reason the time war happened was Timelords (namely him) meddling in the timeline. that's the shit he should have had PTSD about.
The Timelords' worst weapons weren't gun shaped(unless you're a very unimaginative writer).

Jodie actually has a personality

she's not that bad

she was robbed

ngl you could've done without the first 55 minutes of this episode

I don't mind the Jodie section

THEY SAID THE THING!!!!! TIMEY WIMEY WIBBLY NIGGLY!!!!!

let's be honest: Ncuti was the best.

that white girl got cucked bad

To own the chuds or something?

Neil Garrie IS The Doctor

Jodie is all they could get

Dire

Ncuti > Tennant

can she go back a bit further?

This is Emergency Programme One. /who/, now listen, this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing. The show must be in danger. And I mean fatal. It's dead or about to die any second with no chance of escape. And that's okay. Hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The BBC is killing the show.

And I bet you're fussing and moaning now. Typical. But hold on and just listen a bit more. The show can never return for you. Emergency Programme One means we're facing a showrunner that should never get their hands on this show. So this is what you should do. Let the show die. Just let this old program gather dust. No one can watch it. No one'll even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing broadcast on holidays. And over the years, the world'll move on and the show will be cancelled. And if you want to remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that for me, /who/. Have a fantastic life.

reminder that this was hastily written in AND IT SHOWS

bro why didn't you punch something?

what?

lemme just fucking nuke my special baby with my regen blast

KACHOW

Moffat made him a baby disgusted by wine.

that was just 11
12 had no problems with alcohol

regeneration force lightning

I actually have no idea what's going on.

Still 15 more minutes of regeneration shite.

im surprised she came back I guess she not done much since her stint on Doctor Who finished

Like a nice cool mug of piss to wash the taste of shit from your mouth.

capaldi drank champagne & beer

I think RTD actually despises The Doctor as a character

Hes gonna turn into Billie Piper isnt he lol

so why is he regenerating?

She's doing BF now so, yeah

I'd rather watch the Wee-Sing Train

WOW time flies when I'm not watching this utter dross

RTD retconning Chibnall's own shit

this show is just a vehicle for gay faggot writers to backbite each other with- very cool!

It was a simpler time.

I'm glad Eccleston never sullied himself coming back to this guff

Killed himself to save a fake child.

MOVE NIGGA MOVE

I told him to via email

post yfw you're not watching this shit, you're just ITT eating/drinking something and reading the reactions

I havent watched any of Ncutis run and I'm jumping in with 20 minutes to go so him already regenerating is very funny from my point of view

White woman forced to raise niglet child from the black guy who left

why doesn't he say things like "i love you" and cry at things?
even when he's written that way, why is it exceptional??

>RTD retconning Chibnall's own shit

...explain. I'm not watching this atm

let me force lightning my own tardis and blow it up so time is different

now i have to regenerate

also the tardis is fine

???

Both eras of Doctor Who ended by gay men. But in JNT defense, higher-ups at the BBC hated the show. I don't know what RTD's excuse is.

Jodie appears

Lads, I'm done. I'm pausing and coming back after I drink a lot of whiskey.

Remember how at the start of the season they made a big point about not using the classic monsters like daleks, weeping angels, or cyber men this season? What’s the point of acting like this is a fresh place to start watching when you have a finale that’s so lore heavy, and practically unrelated to the rest of the season, that even the hardcore, longtime fans are left with their heads spinning?

In JNT's absolute defense, they really started to course correct once Ace joined the cast. Those last two seasons are very solid.
Pretty much the entirety of the 6th Doctor era was his "nigga, what the fuck are you doing?" moment.

Sometimes I think we're all your children

Actually laughed out loud

It wasn't. It was the one of the lowest rated finale on Nico-nico (Japanese Youtub)

There will be no reviews, analysis, or teardowns of this episode. You only need to recount the plot to explain why it is shit. It's just above The Timeless Children.

IT'S ACTUALLY BILLIE

OH MY DAYS

True. The Doctor did work for UNIT and would really only chide the Brigadier for sometimes jumping the gun too quickly.

Also Pertwee had his Venusian Karate, and Baker wasn't beyond suckerpunching someone who had a gun on him.

what the fuck

Alternate universe where Belinda got BLACKED

I'd like to go back to Capaldi, with the longer hair near the end of his tenure, but written like House like in Mummy On The Orient Express.

She's not invested in the show, it's just a paycheck to her.

I know "living in le matrix is terrible" and all that.
But doesn't anyone who's nice wish others to be happy and fed?

I think she was unfathomably based desu.

introducing my fat swollen prolapse as THE MASTER

I'm so glad Eccleston, Smith and Capaldi refuse to ever come back to this. Fly free.