ITT: Actors/Actresses you'd love to beat the shit out of

Vince Vaughn

Bruce willis, just because it would be funny
I would leave and come back to help him stand back up and beat the fuck out of him again.
Leave, wait for him to forget me once again, repeat

Shalom

Me too, but only after she said some mean things about our orange guy. Loved her movies before that

The viewers at home

she knew

concerning

Hollywood has no greater villain than limousine communist now private jet using climate change activist jane fonda.

This is not OK

She's always given me bad vibes since I saw her on commercials.

Robert Pattinson

simply for not putting over the Hulkster at wrestlemania

youtube.com/watch?v=W3EAUDcZrN8

all of them

Don't we fucking all

THAT'S for larping as a blonde

And THAT'S for playing a stripper but not doing any nude scenes

and THAT'S for my old gaffer

Probably would be most entertaining in his fat-but-not-absurdly-fat stage. Would be like a workout with the bag.

FUN ANECDOTE:

Whilst filming Mutiny On The Bounty, Brando was frequently 1 or 2 hours late on set, pissing everyone off no end. Finally Trevor Howard (playing Bligh) had had enough. He went and found him in his cabin or trailer or whatever it was and told him, if you're not out there in five minutes I'm going to drag you out there and beat the shit out of you in front of everyone and you will look a complete fool and no-one will stop me because they're all sick of you. Brando believed him and slightly mended his ways but he held a big grudge thereafter.

Meryl Streep would make love to Alec Baldwin?

Zendaya and Awkwafina. Easily.

I'd like to hit Sean Penn WITH Madonna.

racist piece of sh*t

hollywood immediately identified dano as having the most-punchable face on earth. imagine that being your legacy

Second most punchable face, maybe.

Him and Michael Moore. Fat dysgenic little faggots. I’d hire a bunch of their high school bullies and give them weapons and cigarettes to put out on them.

wonder what she thinks about ukraine

I agree with you, audiences-at-large did not. he's most remembered for roles where he cast himself as a sympathetic love interest

Beating the breaks off of zendaya would actually be awesome. She’d be screaming and scratching and trying to feebly use her 100 pound frame to stop the attack. Eventually when she’s tuckered out you could just break all her arms and legs easily, rendering her completely immobile, then you can kick her and stomp on her as thanks for the scratches and shit. After we’re done she’s going to need reconstructive surgery, multiple surgeries and she’ll never walk again or use her arms for much. After I’m done I whisper “that’s for Harvey.”

Get help.

racist

jew is not a race

Everyone loves Mel here.

james corden

i wanna punch his annoying fat fucking face so hard. never liked him.

jonah hill

fake self indulgent fag

tyler perry

i fucking hate his movies

will smith

annoying cuck who is tryna revive his rap career but hes old and dusty too

these last 2 fags count in my book, they act on twitch streams so i count it: kai cenat and ishowspeed. annoying and helping perpetuate the downfall of youth, especially helping with black fatigue

Emma Roberts could take anyone on Anon Babble

Has she suddenly turned woke or something? I haven't paid any attention to Hollywood for years so maybe I missed it.

I thought she was just a decent actress who did accents and was in some OK films and then was in bland crap like The River WIld and then (I guess) retired?

lol why? she probably has undiagnosed autism

Pedro Pascal or Seth Rogan

Simon Pegg

We are similar

suddenly

seth rogen

One clear fact emerging from this thread is that to make the question interesting you have to give everyone Seth Rogan free before they start.