Meat?

haha imagine getting a $1.25/hour minimum wage at the time when the mortgage on a 3 bedroom house was 50 bucks a month

2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and a milk

You, the person reading this, don’t hate boomers enough.

t: your commieriddled mind

Kamala lost

Why were boomers so scared of bathrooms? So many 3 and 4 bed homes with a single toilet and shower in the whole place. Imagine being the youngest in the family and you've got to wait in line to take a dump.

Fast food being fast...whatever happened there?

1.5 weeks of minimum wage work was more than enough to pay the monthly mortgage on a decent house

Nah, you’re pulling my leg, no way boomers had it THIS good

Bathrooms had just been invented
Boomers parents still had this kino

You could literally work minimum wage and finance your own college and own a home and still have enough money left over for the necessities

I mean if you took your $1.25 hourly wage as quarters
Then you were getting what would today be $41.90 worth of silver bullion, in your hand

I’ll tell you what fucking happened there! Boomers flooded the country with stupid incompetent brownoids with no provocation whatseover!

It's not all sunshine and roses.

If you were making minimum wage you could only afford to buy one brand new car a year, although if you settled for used you could get one every two months or so

Phil, stop drinking wine on an empty stomach

I can’t even laugh at this shit I’m just genuinely filling up with rage at everything that’s been taken from us
What in the fuck

proteins? carbohydrates? lipids? what uh... what do I do with these?

There was no need for more than one. How often do you have to take a shit? Once a day maybe. Piss? maybe a few times a day. You're in and out in about a minute if you piss. Maybe 5 minutes for a shit. Now imagine if you have a family. You really don't need more than one unless everyone in the house has massive intestinal problems

They were burning off Uranium, hung up like egg sacks just for the bomb supply. Cheap energy.
Don't let the vampires from space come to burning light through the mists.

paying to get cooked food has not been a new thing for as long as civilization existed

Street food has been a thing since like, forever. Fast food joints are just street food in an enclosed space. Guess it was more palatable to Americans to get a full meal that way instead of just hot peanuts.

so do i eat the paper too?

Street food is dodgy. Some guy can get everyone sick, pack up and be gone before the police arrive. An institution willing to do the same thing, but have a firm physical location, was a game changer. It was the mark of people willing to put quality behind fast service.

The first photographed hot dog cart was in 1901, although there are less definitive written mentions of them dating back to 1893

Yes, we know. What part of pack up and run away don't you understand?

best part of that pic is the fuckin' eight-year-old puffing a cigarette

imagine how based that kid was

What's the difference between "Ready Made Lemonade" and "To Order Lemonade" and why is the to order stuff twice as expensive

What if I told you that plumbing wasn't always made of PVC that you just screwed together with some blue sealing tape?

I presume they squeeze fresh lemons for the to order version.

I guess you order how much sugar and ice you want in it or something

He already has a wife and two kids and he'll die from the flu when he's 19.

Probably the difference today between "made fresh" and stuff in a bottle. The ready made stuff was likely sitting in a cask for hours. The to order was made right there in front of you, and they'd put in as much sugar as you wanted

You should piss multiple times a day. Plus bathing. Imagine waking up and you got a wait on your parents and 3 older sisters to piss and shower in the morning before it's your turn.

Thomas Edison even made a movie about the origin of hot dogs
He hated animals so much lol

But his point is why the fuck was the guy in the OP acting like he had literally never seen a fast food joint in his life before?

be me

just back from bashing gaulshits with the X

walking home to see if my bitch wife is even still alive after me being gone for 7 years

see my old friend Crispus is now running a honeyed and peppered fig stand

stop and demand one

Crispus insists they're 5 sestertius each

outrageous but I haven't had honey for years so I pay

bite down

immediately recognize the taste of piss and lard

this fucking son of a dalmatian whore is trying to pass off piss solidified with lard as honey

spit in his face and demand my money back

he refuses

We have to do something about these non-Roman shits. I'd have killed him if I wasn't forced by the pomerium to leave my arms outside the city. Caesar better put the boot to those fucking Catonians and Make Rome Great Again.

what the actual fuck is orangeade

Okay but where do I CUM??

It's so fucking dumbed down it certainly feel slike satire.

The paper would give PFAS poisoning..

DR. PEPPER, I'M MCD

HE WASN'T ALONE

UH..YOU DON'T GET TO BRING OUTSIDE CUPS

THEY'RE NOT MY CUPS

DON'T WORRY, NO CHARGE FOR THEM

AND WHY WOULD I WANT THEM?

THEY WERE TRYING TO GRAB YOUR MEAL, THEY WORK FOR THE KING, THE CROWNED MAN

EAT??

YES?

GET 'EM IN MY CAR, I'LL CALL IT IN

THE ASSETS AND GUARANTORS ON THE LOAN I FILED WITH THE BANK LISTS ME, MY WIFE, DR. PEPPER HERE, BUT ONLY ONE HOUSE

FIRST ONE TO INVEST GETS TO STAY IN MY FRANCHISE

WHO HIRED YOU TO GRAB DR. PEPPER??

HE DIDN'T MEET REVENUE, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

TELL ME ABOUT THE KING, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CROWN?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BUN

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SERVE A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A CONTRACT

AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK, WHO ARE YOU?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR VALUE MENU

IF I OWN THIS PLACE, WILL YOU FRY?

IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PROFITABLE

YOU'RE A BIG MAC

FOR YOU

i was watching old tv ads from the 1980's and 30/60/90 day term deposits gave 16% interest. if you put $400 in that the interest would pay your mortgage for life at least until the financial crash

yes, why are they paying so much less now?

I have grown up with a family of 5 with 0 intestinal problems and 2 toilets were great. Even had the shower in the same room as the washing machine.

How am I expected to eat this, with my bare fucking hands and mouth??? How do I get the burger to fit into my mouth without utensils?? Do I eat the bag in the bathroom or can I eat it here at the window while you keep me company?

I see you've got a Mexican working back there, can I eat him too?

Only after you eat the paper up and shove the straw up your urethra.

WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE HATE THEM? The entitled cunts lived out their white flight trust funds until there was nothing left for anyone else.

It's a flat fish that lives on the sea. That's who I am, and it's what I want to be.

... I can't be married to a fish. I can't live underwater.

You could learn how. We'll get you some scuba tanks, and-

YOU'RE NOT A FLOUNDER!

...You're right... I'm THE Flounder.

a house is just a house dude. Its reallly not a bigfd. This country has built a cult around houses and keeps making them more & more scarce.

Most people around the world just....live? It doesnt have to be this way.

To be fair those houses were basically just wood and asbestos. No wiring or safety code whatsoever. And there is something to love about that, there are modern improvements that are good.

Lemonade but with oranges. Come on, dude

Wanting reasonable prices makes you a communist

Do you intentionally seek out companies that sell shitty products and rip you off in order to not be a commie? Is it communist to expect a certain quality for a certain price as a consumer?

19¢ for a cheeseburger?! It better be able to do laundry at that price!

root beer really fell off huh

The cost of shit keeps going up. The cost of what they're paying us keeps staying down

Gotta love society

10 cent McD's coffee

wonder what it tasted like

We do live in one..

employees want better compensation so they can afford shit
employers reluctantly raise salaries to keep them but raise the price of their services and products to make up the difference
the workers that make "better pay" have to pay more for the same shit
rinse and repeat

it's literally just the "factory owners" going "NOOO, I CAN'T AFFORD MY 3RD YACHT AND MY MISTRESSES EXPENSIVE TASTES IF I DON'T FUCK YOU OVER A RAISE!!!"
minimize interaction with the system and become as independent from employers as you can

As a delivery driver I remember just before and during covid our boss was handing out raises and extra hazard pay like it was candy. After covid after working for another 2 years I had to try to beg for a raise and couldn't even get it. So I quit. Work Hvac now and barely get paid more.

Sounds like America used to be great. If only there was some kind of popular movement to make America great again. Nah that sounds racist and sexist or something.

but raise the price of their services and products to make up the difference

This is also besides the fact that prices go up regardless if the workers get raises.

trump will bring back old mcdonalds

Lol’d

I heard that old McDonald's bloke had a farm

minimize interaction with the system and become as independent from employers as you can

I have the opportunity to do this, but I'd need to marry into it. She's a 41 year old Chinese woman millionaire who says she can set me up for life if I marry her. She's legit, I looked into it. Maybe I can still have kids with her? 41 is old but she's not menopausal yet. Never thought I'd marry for money but fuck me the idea of never having to work for some kike CEO again is tempting as hell. Would be a fun ride either way, not as if I have anything else going on in my life (I'm on Anon Babble after all)

it certainly seems incredulous given that kroc is a milkshake mixer salesman so he's going to places like that all the time

Any American could do that under the right economic conditions. It existed before, why couldn't it exist again? Demand and supply innit.

Most of the developed world is having crisis with housing becoming unaffordable for most people.

If you don't marry her, I will mate. Where does one meet a Chinese millionairess anyway? How'd she get the money? So many questions.

There's always a reason to "make up for the loss" or "recover what they invested".

Yeah the worst blackpill for me is that the housing market in the US is utterly irrevocably fucked and the UK/Canada/Australia/etc. are WORSE

Like literally "a tiny asbestos filled half-collapsed shack in the middle of a swamp is $1.1 million" PLUS "the median wage is like $30k a year" how the fuck do you people even live

Hello saar can I have visa

I shit like 4 times a day. Is something wrong with me?