destroys your planet
Destroys your planet
Alderaan shot first.
star wars is so lame
I've been looking for a thread to post this. This one will do.
Laser Moon scores 5.6 billion points
huh
Tarkin was a sped. All this did was generate more support for the Rebellion.
The Death Star is a peaceful station, they have no weapons there
Wrong. The Power Of Mannnny would deflect the shot. Try again, space chud, it's our Force now.
you asked for it
Yeah because the big death laser immediately got blown up because the blueprints got leaked, but the plan was for the blueprints to not leak and for the laser to not get blown up. Like why would anyone rebel if they knew they'd just get blown up by an invincible battle station?
immediately returns to sender
when you explode it leaves a twinkling wink emoji in space
Heh, nothing personal kid
Why is there no sub-culture living on the Death Star like we seen with Dennis Leary's goons in Demolition Man? It's literally a planetoid. Over time it's deserters would find ample places to hide/scavenge/breed and Rorke's Drift anyone who came at them.
By By kikes.
You fuck around long enough...
I'd beat the fuck out of the death star before it even had a chance to fire that gay laser
I would listen to what the Death Star had to say, because that’s what no one did
kek
is that you Mark?
Dude in just a few years we build a bigger, better Death Star!
Boomers were really retards weren't they? At least millenials made fun and memes of shit like that with the sequel trilogy
if you can build one it becomes a lot easier to build a second one
I prefer the unaltered original explosion. Wasn’t flashy CGI shit. Just blew up