Could lil bro really learn black belt level Kung Fu in under a month?

Could lil bro really learn black belt level Kung Fu in under a month?

Traditional martial arts aren't real so who cares?

get front punched, hard, in the throat

gasp out "wait was that a..."

"yes it's a shaolin first front punch"

"oh man you had me worried there I thought my larynx was crushed but it was a fake punch only good for the movies after all"

”Jack it off”

Interesting technique

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How can belts be real if your waist isn't real?

He just needed to get good enough to beat up chink kids.

Traditional martial arts is about training for scenarios that will never happen, then using those scenarios that have never happened as proof that you are a bad ass.

Your average black youth cannot learn anything because they've been conditioned to resist knowledge and to ridicule its pursuit.

Black belt takes a decade or more, if I remember correctly.

Chink martial arts don't use belts.

Where do you think most of them are from dumbass?

I dunno, the first thing my karate instructor taught me was to only use it in self defense so yeah that doesn't include seeking out people to beat up to "prove" that you are badass.
The second thing he taught me was how to shoulder roll because tripping and falling is more likely than ever getting in a fight.
And guess the one karate move I have actually ever used.

karate kid

goes to China

Dey arr rook de same, amirite?

The ones with a belt system? Japan.

I mean, like pretty much everything about ancient Japan, Karate was taken wholesale from China.

It started on Okinawa mixing jap and chinese influences with its own development due to the local govt restricting weapons use for peasants

I liked this better than the original desu

ACK

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Aaaaaand the way it was formalised was taken wholesale from the french ballet, which took its organisation of training from the military sword training of the 17th century

deflects half the punches

Based aikido master

So the martial arts don't work because some old frauds made cults about spirit energies in China?
MMA is based on what American GIs learned in Asia post-WW2, btw, the actual combat techniques, not the spirit energy stuff they ignored. Why are you such a retarded faggot?

UUUUSSH!

And guess the one karate move I have actually ever used.

Mawashi Kaiten Geri

imagine this deranged faggot accused jackie chang of "abusing him sexually lol"

Will doing that to his kid

Fucker

a man that looks for frauds finds a fraud in china and this is why all martial arts in the entire world don't work

You never graduated school.

You getting off the couch isn't real.

reddit spacing

retarded strawman

That's literally the qrd of the video you have no idea what a strawman is but that makes sense because you never graduated. Go back and learn to read and write maybe 2 + 2 you dumb cunt.

show me one traditional martial art fight. I mean a real fight, not playing ass grab for points

That's literally the qrd of the video

No it isn't you delusional fucking idiot. Where does he state "all martial arts in the world don't work" at any point in that video?

MMA is based on what American GIs learned in Asia post-WW2, btw

Wat

What you don't have any schools in your area? Where the fuck do you live? Go outside dude.

show me

It's outside. The martial arts are outside. Touch grass unironically.

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Holy shit you're actually this low IQ. Are you brown? Did you arrive by boat?

diverts

Expected. You can go back now.

Yeah but how would you feel if you could read?

lmao This nigga thinks I can afford a couch.

get front punched, hard, in the throat

gasp out "wait was that a..."

"yes it's a shaolin first front punch"

"oh man you had me worried there I thought my larynx was crushed but it was a fake punch only good for the movies after all"

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MMA training > wrestling training > boxing/kickboxing/Muay Thai training > traditional martial arts training > no training
In terms of real life usefulness in self defense scenarios. Generally grappling > striking

boxing>>>
babe