It's real

It's real

Holy shit LMAO of course they would get skinny guy to play a fat jew and beautiful white girl to place his ugly jewess.

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is this about that inbred goblin duo who scammed some people?

Glorified from the jump

Those two both look Jewish though.

She's mid. Most anons on here would fuck her if given the chance. Stop coping

and gradually.. I began to hate them...

She's a 3/10 because the goblin rat face, even if blackout drunk i wouldn't. You got really low standards, anon.

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

yeah, hot Jew

those two portraying these judaic goblinoid money launders/scammers

h-hot

I am going to assume that this is either a joke or a fake tweet.

beautiful white girl

I'm not sure about any of those, chief

uh oh she has that starved look. what the fuck is wrong with hollywood i swear to god. they're like the people from The Hunger Games. just completely out of touch with reality.

beautiful

niggas are just saying anything

This is one role the TLoU chick could actually do

lol brutal

based jewish folk heroes sticking it to the white christian bankers

The Altruists

Effective Altruism unironically btfo

she should play the girl bully dog from catdog

mid????
She's fucking hideous dude

You know sometimes... I think that Hitler guy might be on to something

but they were fraudsters, not effective altruists.
effective altruists give away their kidneys.

NO anon
i do wonder why some jews look so dysgenic tho. it's can't just be inbreeding right? i mean come on. surely that's not it.

defraud investors out of literal billions of dollars in a drug-fueled scam of monumental proportions that you had 0% chance of getting away with

But it's ok because Netflix will make a miniseries lionizing you because you were good little leftists and donated tons of money to leftist politicians and causes

i mean obviously SBF and goblina were not WISE but they were probably pretty smart to run a financial firm, right? lot of math shit there.
the follies of hubris, you start feeling like a god when you command huge sums of capital no doubt. having money is like having magic powers in a market economy. you can drum up whole industries and workforces with money.

She also has herpes

pussy is pussy fag, turn off the lights and get ya nut

Stop being British

To netflix employees they probably are.

yep that's julia garner

Sbf was dem operative, or an Intel asset of entire admin state. All the punishment is for show

Both prolong the same scheme

still blows me away that niggas got taken for a ride by a guy whose name is like 3 letters away from

Scam Bankman-Fraud

he was laundering ukraine money in exchange for washington giving him advantageous crypto regulation and keeping the SEC off his back

Anything uglier than her and it ceases to be human, it's a literal 1/10.

While Julia IS very attractive, and very pale white, she is in fact Jewish.

She has always looked like that

Calm down, dude.

No. Just nepo babies with no scruples and political connections.

seduce each other into stealing $8billion

Someone needs to stop these kikes.

Are there any actresses ugly enough to play her? Bella Ramsey doesn't count because her face is a different kind of weird.

It's crazy what they get away with

God's chosen

I've always thought Jewish women were the most beautiful

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what "ukraine money" was he laundering, exactly?

Every actor in any biopic ever looks better than the real counterpart you fucking retard, ever heard of make-up and you know...ACTING? I fucking hate these polturds so much. He only wanted to make another "muh jews" thread. They cast Margot Robbie to portray pic rel. Fuck you

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Maisey could probably pull that off.

A lot of the money sent to ukraine ends up in NGOs over there managed by important ukrainian political figures/businessmen with the facade of doing social work.
Those NGOs would then kick back a part of that money through FTX to politicians in washington who approved that funding and the ukraine lobbyists there. FTX even had a deal with the ukraine govt to accept crypto donations on their behalf which was probably used for other schemes as well.
It's suspected a lot of that laundered money was used for the election campaign, that's why they haven't gone hard on Bankman, he knows way too much.

this sounds like a cocaine-fueled fantasy
surely if SBF had this sort of knowledge he could be subpoenaed by Congress. in fact i believe he was and somehow this was never brought up by anyone. are you saying you are privy to information the United States Congressmen are not?

that's why they haven't gone hard on Bankman

Oh yeah, I forgot he's walking free

Dumb ass

I hear he's sharing a cell with P Diddy
SBF looks real soft, that's nice in prison. he's never done hard work. soft like a girl.

If he's stashed a few millions somewhere, it's time to be buying Donald's bribery shitcoin and getting that pardon.

You know his shit is tight too. Or at least it was.

Why would he be subpenoed by the same people who he laundered money for? lmao
Kek even wikipedia states that he did over 300 illegal political "donations" and also "donated" over 100mill for the 2022 election. The guy laundered hundreds of millions.

God I love this pasta.

He's living it up with the homies and has a shitload of laundered democrat money stashed away somewhere.
He's the embodiment of the shotcaller entrepreneur meme.

steal $500

get beaten, throw to jail

steal miilions

set free

These people deserve to get Luigi'd

julia garner will be in F4 so it's time to push her everywhere

Hollywood is so predictable these days

Wendy Schaal is a tier of actress they should have gotten.

the follies of hubris

It's the folly of autism or something. I've noticed autists have no common sense, they lack the capacity to judge "why" they should do things.
I'm 50% autist and and I've noticed how I'm 50% more inclined to do numerical/repetitive things for no reason than a normie. And I know high functioning 80% autistic people that despite being very academically intelligent are basically robots that automatically "just do things"

Why are you collecting that? Does it make you happy to have all these things?

Why did you build that?

Yeah but what purpose does having all this processing power give you?

Yeah but is there any reason you want the numbers to go up, other than just seeing a bigger number?

afaik he donated overwhelmingly to dems
republicans control congress now so if they want to ask SBF back to answer more questions they have every opportunity.
they don't need to do this because his crimes are cut and dried; he took funds meant for one thing and used them on his crypto scheme instead. this is embezzlement.

julia garner is a kike too

Such a nice guy that Sam guy and his FTX.

bravo anon

Imagine making financial crime sound like a quirky romcom. Do Jews really?

mid =/= ugly
wtf are you smoking

Will they use her natural hair or go the straightened route?

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#WEOWEITTOTHEM

another day another thread where Anon Babble gets outraged by fake twitter posts

Post it

She looks so naked under that dress bros...

Hyper-smart

No smart enough to avoid committing fraud.

at least she's safe around killooney

half of 180B to ukraine came back to congress' affiliated NGOs + other groups.

Bella Ramsey was born to play Caroline Ellison. What a misstep by casting directors.

Put a witch's nose and big glasses on her, along with some frumpy clothes and it won't be disastrous.

Aren't there actors that actually look like him?

pete davidson but they don't betray in-group like that

the fact that anons would fuck a powered light socket doesn't make her mid, retard

Some of them are too old now.

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She’s not Jewish though. Julia is
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8 billion

it was 40 actually. and netflix can go to hell for making this seem like some epic Bigs money heist movie. they were 2 crypto scammer kikes who did their jewish masters bidding nothing more nothing less.

How the fuck was Benny safdie not the first choice

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