Sydney Bathwater

I like Duke cannon will not say otherwise. Memes aside, their soaps and other shit isn't bad.

Buy 100 of them

melt them down and sift for hairs

find a pube

clone a Sweeney sex slave

how much for a soap made with her pusy juice instead

I like how much self awareness she has. She knows in another timeline or universe she would be doing Onlyfans and not be in movies. Not many actresses have that level of self awareness.

After your “Saturday Night Live” episode, I was struck once again by the way people talk and write about your body, including at times in a politicized way. Does that conversation reach you? And what’s your reaction to it?

I see it, and I just can’t allow myself to have a reaction. I don’t know how to explain it — I’m still trying to figure it out myself. People feel connected and free to be able to speak about me in whatever way they want, because they believe that I’ve signed my life away. That I’m not on a human level anymore, because I’m an actor. That these characters are for everybody else, but then me as Sydney is not for me anymore. It’s this weird relationship that people have with me that I have no control or say over.

stop sexualizing me!

when has she ever said this? she's fully aware why she's so famous

I'm sure she's shaved smooth

lol SURE IT IS
How many baths could she possibly have? It would have to be thousands per bar

haha imagine if she peed in the water, and also she had gone into the bath after taking a big nasty shit and she didnt wipe afterwards lol

STOP SEXUALIZING MY TIGHT WET PUSSY

When did she say that?

To be completely fair, I don’t think she has said anything close to this. Yes, many, many other women are grossly hypocritical.

The sexual power women have over men has gotten to disgusting levels. We have to go back.

squatch went from obnoxious out of touch "mancore" marketing to coom marketing, pour one out for an autistic nigga....

Simps are the true cancer.

I doubt I would buy this shit anyway but I’m just highly skeptical of these products. Like I’ve seen “hawt college co ed worn underwear” for sale. And I just can’t help but imagine some harry fat balding 40 year old man wearing women’s underwear for a day, spraying some perfume on it and selling that. I mean who would know, right? Similarly, even if I was inclined to buy this, I simply don’t believe it’s her bathwater. Why would they bother making her do it, no one’s gonna know. At least the chick selling poop Twinkie’s made videos for her customers of her making the doo doo Twinkie to prove authenticity.

I never liked their soaps, too much dye in them and took me forever to clean that shit off the shower floor

Men have just got to get their simping under control, it's an epidemic.

It's already over. Maybe whites have a chance to get simping under control, but brownoids will never not be simps, and they are taking over.
This is why women vote for immigration.

Dove men is great too

wtf guise she never said stop sexualizing me!!

KEEP MY WIFE'S BATHWATER OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH

whites have a chance to get simping under control,

For me, it's Dial
I don't care what it's made out of I just want it to remove dirt and be cheap

She didn't say that

She did, "it's dehumanizing" in her own words. Perhaps she changed her mind now that she's selling her bathwater

So they had to test it for her vagina bacteria before men start to taste it.

They get her sit in the bath tube all day for the production. -Not

I'd do the same if I was a woman. Men are so fucking desperate nowadays, the market is enormous.

I didn’t get the meme that she was hot until she did those coomer commercials

Also, the old spice moisturizing body wash is so good.

Every other race is worse. Say I'm wrong.

which one is worst of all
i would say asians maybe

i wouldnt trust any of these whores to do anything, even you talking about poop twinkies how she filmed herself doing it. they probably have their bf/husband wear their panties, she just puts water into a bottle and says its bathwater, collects his pee and shit and sells it off as her own. i would never trust a e-thot hole to do anything

What about some bubbles braps

ethot move

Oh no no no no no

mightaswell simpbuxmaxx before hitting the wall. smart move

the chick selling poop Twinkie’s

I was glad to have forgotten about that

Whites seem overrepresented in vile fetishism but are generally normal enough
Blacks are always molested by their "aunties" and end up addicted to gutter porn and obese skanks
Asian-Asians are weirdly sexless, Westernized ones are often consumed by racial neuroses
Indians are Indians

I imagine an average E-whore's clientele is 25% older white dorks who are sick of their fat wives, 50% blacks who are addicted to beating off, 20% Indians spamming her DMs with "yes hot hot babygirl i fuck you needful", then the rest miscellaneous freaks who actually have a crush on the specific girl and are willing to drop a few bucks to get a "hello" (these people need to be turned into fertilizer as well)

dasha pls stop having a sexual tight wet pussy

being turned on by doodie

i hope you sydney simps get your bones turned into paste by an elephant the moment you walk outside, maybe then i'll see less of this coalburning uggo on the catalog

she knows you simps will pay to rub a soap on your gnarly meat thinking of her. Pay up!

Ya well too bad. The reviews were the best part btw. I read them to my co workers one day and had to go to HR and explain why I thought it was a good idea to read poop twinkie reviews at work. Worth it

no belly button

missed opportunity

Buddy, when are roasties NOT saying that?

Sydney gets off on exhibitionism and this is the only way she can get close to it.
Source: stalker

Apologize

I think she's hot, but this is ridiculous

Is her career going that bad that she has to resort to this?