Please feel free to use this thread to seethe and cope, tv

i can only imagine he lives a autistic Zuckerbergian x Paul Brothers lifestyle of joyless excess

completely vetted and controlled post-deplatforming landscape

self-made

Heh

anon believes a billionaire will care about how he looks or what anon thinks about him

I don't know anything about him because I've never had the time but my only question is how did he start? What was the inflection point in his career? The moment when he stopped being another gaysmongold loser and became a brand

Literally

The cope is real, but where is the seethe? If you're going to samefag to launch your terrible off topic charts thread, at least put some token effort

they memoryholed his friend cuz he trooned out and got exposed as a pedo kek

legitimately what is the point of having so much money

his worth is his brand which is volatile. he can be forgotten at any time like most youtubers and lose everything. his actual liquid is probably like 20m. you can tell he's not that rich based on the house he got himself kr has given to some of his family. they're like 400-500k middle class houses in buttfuck nowhere

It's never too much money

he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya!

"altruistic" billionaire publicist trying to get out the door for an early weekend I see

none of your family ever having to work again for x generations seems like a legit reason

This dude is only 27? Why does he look mid 30s?

why would you even do this
you can't take money to your grave

but he paid it cash
something you can only dream
even some half a million house paid in cash makes him wealthy

Mammon worship is sad

i have more properties and land than mr beast

This guy is a jew project meant to degenerate the youth even further. There is nothing self-made about him. I remember back in the day when glowie corporations were giving him massive amounts of shekels to produce his vids with no return for them.

why would you even do this

you can't take money to your grave

I'll have lots of fun first before going there alright

self-made

Isn't his thing big elaborate giveaways or competitions? I find it hard to believe he didn't already come from a wealthy family to be able to pay for that.

A good way to get out of a money worship mindset is to have so much of it that it becomes meaningless.

00-500k middle class houses in buttfuck nowhere

Hmmm yes today I think I purchase this 3 million dollar home on NIGGER RAMPAGE Boulevard. Take that you rural shits!

most houses are like 1 million if it's not buttfuck nowhere. the area in my neighborhood is like 4 million and i put down a massive amount. guess i'm a billionaire too

fun

I don't even know what that is anymore

He realized if he filmed himself giving money to homeless people, he got so many views that he would still turn a profit. On its face, this seems like a nice thing. But then you have to consider that an actual act of altruism wouldn’t expect anything in return. What he did was exploit a homeless person for views. He started a trend of “kindness influencers” who essentially volunteer strangers to be actors in films they never wanted to be in and wouldn’t if they had any other option.

What kind of fun do you think MR Beast can afford nowadays? Non-stop gay unprotected orgies?

seethe more. next you will go on a new thread and gloat how those nigger rampage boulevard houses are like 40-100k and abandoned (the actual truth) but since it doesn't suit your argument here, a little lie here won't hurt you.

It says in the bible to give anonymously for this very reason

that an actual act of altruism

viewers are not exactly expecting true altruism. they want suffering recorded on camera and distributed by their free streaming service jewtube
Once you start given away hundreds of thousands of dollarinos, please share the link

That place is bumpin at all hours, and you know they got fire jamaican patties

I lived in a large house once. I occupied one room and the kitchen. The other rooms became gigantic closets storing stuff I didn't need.

The Zoomer idol

There’s charity and then there’s philanthropy. Whatever good he does in the world, keep in mind that it all serves him and his brand. It makes sense that children love him because it’s a child’s understanding of morality that would conclude he’s a good person and not a self-serving narcissist. That and the ever-looming promise of being on the receiving end of one of his giveaways.

eceleb

self made

kill the rich

it's incredible how (((youtube))) has never been investigated
imagine a content platform that automatically plays another piece of content without the user's consent and then counts that as a view, while at same time, bombarding you with what are ultimately ads (thumbnails of other videos you don't give a shit about) at the same time

Same. This is literally my room minus the cross.

Far better than when they were shoving him into everything

You do know you can turn off autoplay right?

satanism

Influencers are replacement parents. Parents don't teach their kids anymore, since they too are too consumed with their own selfish pleasures. So their kids are surrendered to the state. How does the state impart anything to these orphaned children? Via influencers.

ITT seething and cope indeed lmaooo

This isn't mental illness, but playing too much vidya is. Thanks DMS-5!

Playing too much vidya is usually a mental illness too.

you do know you can use brave to avoid ads right?

Influencers are replacement parents. Parents don't teach their kids anymore, since they too are too consumed with their own selfish pleasures.

This is wrong. Parents are too busy trying to make ends meet so know instead of the mother being a homemaker, both are now required to have jobs to pay off mortgage and their cost of living.

just live in another state bro

Yeah, tried looking into that. Barely any IT jobs in Montana and the ones that had would make me live in nigger infested shitholes.

Sounds like a you problem

I'm not a trad wife, bro. I just call it as I see it. Montana sucks. But this grand social experiment sucks too.

27

he looks at least 35

They LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY renamed their parent company to ALPHABET INC.
I truly wonder why that is.

All the kids I knew that lived in mansions used like two rooms. They're basically large decorations.

le most popular guy on american platform is le american and le richest

American greatness on display!!!

Mr Beast bros, what’s our response?

youtu.be/k5xf40KrK3I?si=RQM3mIhgYPz1nmqp

makes kino abusing poorfags

makes chocolate superior to hershey vomit

ditches his tranny friend

does philanthropy

saves the white race with aryan gf

He's based

I use Firefox with Ublock Origin and i haven't seen any ads in ages

Every statistic says otherwise.

Glenn Greenwald just posted and then deleted a video of him and another dude having and smoking meth.

We all know he's a fag but why would he post this shit? Why are all jews, regardless of age and political association, deviants and freaks?

I don't believe in billionaires anymore this guy is a middlingly paid glownigger designed specifically to demoralize.

I wonder how long into the photoshoot it was before the photographer said "how about we try a closed mouth smile?"

files DOT catbox DOT moe/poo1an DOT mp4

blank eyes

SSRIs?

No shit? He did the YouTube philanthropist thing before anyone else did. Fake or not.

His original claim to fame was spending most of a day sitting in a chair and counting numbers. Literally, as an endurance test. It went viral and that's where he got his first money and fame from.

mr beast

every day bible schizos getting proved right
Sorry God Christ I denounce the jews

Not watching your weird Diddy files, hasbara boy

They have. There are multiple class action lawsuits right now over them faking metrics and using viewbots to secure advertising contracts with falsified numbers.

i've never seen an ad in like 20 years jokes on you nigga

Subhuman lizard

His peanut butter chocolate, hear me out..it's not that bad.

Its not just his poverty porn like people say, he was one of the first people to autistically and successfully work the algorithm.

My feelings on the situation depend on whether or not he is jewish

Satanism when he does it

Based when Anon Babble's golden child Sam Hyde does it and worse

Sam fucking wishes.

I'm bored. This thread is boring.

Like that 10/10 supermodel is with that chud for anything other than his fame and money. Expect a divorce soon after

This. While the algorithm itself is most at fault, he is one of the people responsible for everything on YouTube being the fucking same.

No one thinks he's based anymore. His coworkers talking about how miserable their lives are for signing the demon contract are the closest thing to that.

Maybe she likes and loves him too.

Influencers are handed everything with their name on it. Nothing is the product of their merits as people. Forget about the glowie push.

women love chuds thoughbeit

He's not a chud and she's not a supermodel

Sam Hyde

Yuke
You just ruined the thread

We found out he scams and nobody cares

he’s probably not that rich because he’s not currently blowing it all on mega mansions and living on credit

You must be really bad with money. Don’t cope at me, I know you are with a mindset like that. The guy lives below his means. That’s a good thing, not a means for criticism.

It’s not a parody, he did it
He watched a show about desperate people at their end of their ropes with financial stress debasing and humiliating themselves for money and thought

I need to do this

See
Stop thinking so small. I’d hate to be your offspring.

He didn’t start off doing that. He made some mundane videos that went viral, put all the YouTube money back into making more videos and rinse and repeat until he could start doing brand deals, merch, beast burgers, feastables, and so on and so forth. If it was up to the retards in this board, they would have spent that first viral video money on a new car

Have you met rich kids. How about old money rich kids?

Yeah I’ve met rich kids. I’ve also met poor kids. I’d rather be rich. Also, being a shit parent isn’t exclusive by monetary gains. Just don’t be a shit parent and still have the money to impact generations and your community.

He came from money, though. He dad was already rich when he started

Hes also ripped now.

Literally any proof that all the contestants on his game-show were "desperate people at their end of their ropes with financial stress"? From what I saw it was mostly a lot of relatively wealthy and affluent people.

outright admitting that foids are only interested in material wealth and will literally use deception to enter marriage with wealthy men just to divorce them and take their money for themselves later

Ha, take THAT, rightwingers!

Yes I've heard your canned mammonist takes a million times. The best places are where the middle class are largest. Rich kids are too removed from humanity.

a content platform that automatically plays another piece of content without the user's consent

Bro call me you can literally make it stop doing that with a single button-push.

money can not buy love or affection or companionship.

Rich guy gives money to Charity

"Well he's obviously ONLY doing it to benefit his own brand and himself in some selfish way!"

Rich guy doesn't give money to Charity

"Omg what a selfish prick!"

What exactly are the people you are judging in the situation supposed to do, according to you? What option do they have available that WOULDN'T make you screech & seethe in response?
This is why you insipid mid-wits need to learn how to engage in some meta-cognition and self-analysis in regard to the arguments you make and the expectations you try to enforce on others: You set up Morton's Fork-style "Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't" world-views like this and espouse them incredibly passionately, but you aren't even self-aware enough to realize that you would be utterly infuriated if someone else we're trying to force such illogical arguments or expectations on you.

This is what happens when you argue completely based on and motivated by emotion but have convinced yourself that you're "too rational" to do so.

HOLY TRUTH NUKE

how DARE they have more money than me!

self made

Ah yes. Because getting a huge push from corporations promoting you is totally boot strapping .

I know he’s a fag and a jew but he does a lot to point out the crimes of Israel, zionists, and the globalists. Assuming this video even exists how do we know its not a porn deepfake to discredit him?

he's not that rich based on the house he got himself kr has given to some of his family. they're like 400-500k middle class houses

Holy shit this is how you spot a retard who is terrible with money and is going to remain poor his entire life, even if he gets some kind of miraculous windfall like winning the lottery or some shit like that.

Spending money for the sake of just spending money is not how anybody who is wealthy actually remains wealthy. You buy what you NEED and make sure it is at a reasonable level of quality, but after that you squirrel the rest away. Case in point, you don't buy multiple multi-million dollar homes that are going to be a money-sink to maintain and pay taxes on when reasonable middle-class accommodations are perfectly comfortable for your family size and what your living situation generally needs. That's the whole reason supposedly "super-wealthy" actors and sports stars somehow end up completely broke and in serious trouble with banks or the IRS.
Living within your means rather than beyond them is the entire foundation of your wealth being able to increase rather than just gradually dwindle away. It's Economics 101 shit.

Yes, it's all about you isn't it

Who?

projecting due to your own poorfag jealousy

You love to see it.
Gotta' villainize people that are wealthier than you rather than have the maturity to come to terms with & accept that Life inevitably has gaps from person to person in things like talent & ability as well as luck.

man, i can't even afford a ps5 for death stranding 2, fuck you jimmy

lol

I mean did those corporations decide who they started promoting via random selection or a lottery or something?
Last I checked they usually picked people who had already established a viable brand for themselves. And establishing a brand from scratch that is SO attractive to corpos that they want to try and bankroll it for you seems like something that might take at least a decent bit of work and talent.

So what crimes has Mr Beast been committing?

Please see

dickriding someone else's accomplishments

You talking shit is how YOU cope with your seethe. Unless you are MrBeast himself, you have no business talking shit.

apparently a glowie plant after extensive noticing of patterns by reddit independent thinkers

I literally grew up with a bunch of them. I'm talking about character, not means. You can't just call everyone jealous forever.

2025

I am forgotten

I want to be rich so fucking bad. Being poor sucks. Making a billion dollars needs be the only goal.

There’s a third option which you did not consider:

Rich guy gives money to charity and does not publicize it at all

huge fucking cope. you're using like 1% of literal retard low iq nigger athletes and like 1-2 male nigger actors who are just bad with money to try and make a point? LMAO fucking kys. what about the reat of the celeb/rich population retard.imagine thinking this was a good argument and typing it out. you faggots are so disingenuous, whatever suits your arguments, as if you win anything.

It's actually DIFFICULT to spend all your money at that point, unless you're the dumbest bastard on earth. Your accountant will just tell you your allowance, even if you're 90IQ.

rape buckle

huh.

exactly it's pure cope. most retarded argument, this is how i know people here don't own property or anything of value. if mr beast was actually rich he'd own multiple expensive properties, yachts, art, etc to hold as value just like every fucking rich person and billionaire does, and guess what. they're not "living within their means" i promise you.

Not any different from other billionaires. They all are like him just completely given over to pure profitability. Whittling away any amount of their personal input from their work in favor of systematic choices that maximize the number go up to the max