Please don't forget about me Anon Babble

Its funny how Pierce Brosnan could still play Bond today and nobody would find it weird. Like an older Bond just doing less crazy shit.

Im under 55 and I love all the James Bond movies. Always have loved them.

A humiliation ritual James Bond from start to finish. Starting with naked ball torture in Casino Royale and ending with him being franchise cucked by a black woman.

Weet ik.

QUEER

plays James Bond for 15 years

starred in the two highest grossing James Bond films ever

retires from James Bond

immediately takes a role as a flaming fagit

open mouth kisses a man on camera

sucks a cock on camera

Sorry Daniel but your wound is self-inflicted. But please do enjoy obscurity, you woke fagit

You said it pal

I’ll take your word for it, James Bond is still broadly irrelevant. Has been chasing trends for 50 years rather than making them for

Give it up for Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7!

That's what happens when you marry a jew broad.

Who the fuck propagates this INSANE view? The casting of the new James Bond is the biggest story in Hollywood and the last movie made 800 million in COVID time. Kill yourself, you underage internet-ruined schizophrenic.

put his tongue through that young man's cheek

fucking hell

The casting of the new James Bond is the biggest story in Hollywood

Haha
You say this like it means anything. Out of touch.

End your life. Honestly. Find a noose. NOW.

The casting of the new James Bond is the biggest story in Hollywood

they cast a new james bond? even the hermione brownwash casting is getting more press than that. ouch.

Obviously not. But when it happens, it will break the internet and Anon Babble.

yea with outrage because they're going to make him a negro, or worse.

if they make Bond a negro, it will blackpill even the most fluoride laced NPC. Hermione or Snape will look like nothing compared to that shitstorm but that's exactly why it wont happen. i figure they'll just cast Kick-Ass as a safe, inoffensive choice and subvert other aspects of Bond. again.

This

James Bond is an unimportant part of an increasingly unimportant film industry. James Bond today has no cultural influence. It had none 10 years ago. It was very influential in the 60s but anything iconic or influential about it was established in the first five years or so and since then it’s just been chasing trends.

It doesn’t matter

Dude, i just hate playing Bond XDDD where is my le paycheck

Fuck this bitch

He starting to go Ian MacKellin look-a-like mode

Kill yourself and apologize to your family for ever coming into existence.

The casting of the new James Bond

No one cares. Biggest story in hollywood? I mean, really. No one cares. The only reason James Bond did well in the Daniel Craig era was because of Daniel Craig and the conscious choice to make James Bond less cheesy Roger Moore-Austin Powers snarky and more gritty and sleazy. If the next actor to play James Bond is the typical nu-male that the movie industry seems to be in love with now, the James Bond franchise is going to flop hard. If the creators go back to a Roger Moore era type of James Bond, the franchise is going to flop hard. Imagine Timothee Chalamet as James Bond written to come across as Chris Pratt's Peter Quill character. The James Bond franchise would die within weeks of that release.

why do you hate james bond so much and samefag to push such an insane narrative as "no one cares about james bond" dude get a life like seriously i actually get depressed that i have to share this site with genuine insane losers like you

I’m not seeing any arguments

I don’t know what the other guy’s arguments are, but multiple people are saying James Bond isn’t significant anymore because it’s the truth, no samefagging necessary.

Naked ball torture was actually in the book from 50 years prior. I don't believe the humiliation really started until Skyfall.

BRAVE

sucks a cock on camera

i know this is hyperbole but sauce?

three bottom dwelling insignificant mentally ill losers on a japanese cartoon porn forum state it so its the truth

man you guys are fucking hopeless as people

it would be weird because a 70 year old isn't going to be athletic enough to do bond related stuff and would get himself killed easily. If he wanted to play a villain or M then it would be fine.

Not seeing an argument

There is no argument to something as batshit schizophrenic and insane as saying a character as integral and legendary in pop culture as James Bond is not popular or relevant. You're insane. Stop using the computer for a good while.

you're so mad lol
actually sad

Yeah Lord of the Rings is also "integral and legendary in pop culture", but new shows and films are irrelevant and have no cultural influence, just like new Bond films. Bond hasn’t influenced anything for 50 years, the new Bond won’t either

I still associate Pierce Brosnan with Bond, even throughout all of Daniel Craig's run.

state insanity

lol youre so mad

I'm so glad you'll die one day.
Not in the same ballpark whatsover.

the very worst one, aside for Casino Royale ,all his Bond movies are horrible. I only like the actors performances in them, that's never a good sign

Not in the same ballpark whatsover

That’s true, Lord of the Rings is more influential than James Bond, but it works for the explanatory comparison.

Nope. That is insane. What's up with people underestimating Bond so much? What the fuck is going on here? Is this elaborate troll? Why are you stating insane made-up bullshit? Bond is a 60 year old franchise that has been top of the summit for that long.

Just watch the extended versions of the originals. Literally better in every fucking way.

he should have been the new dumbledore

What novelty or influence has James Bond generated since Connery?

sadly, it's not hyperbole. The sauce is the movie Queer. Watch it for yourself.