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we can't change anything in the past, it's already happened and been written! But we're totally having this big time war where everyone's trying to change the past and we gotta stop them!

Really starting to think Nolan is retarded

we can't change anything in the past, it's already happened and been written!

that's a theory that only tenet believes, not sator and the people in the future

Who the fuck is this hideous retard and how did he get a role in anything?

Nah once is more than enough.

That’s so stupid

the soundtrack is bad and nolan's brother smells funny so nolan SUCKS!

starting?

This was tedious and not worth trying to understand

it's denzel washington's son

Denzel's son. Most blatant example of a nepo baby working today.

I did enjoy the strike team using a mix of 416s and M4s. Also the uniforms made a nice change from multicam.

if you were a big director would you cast handsome self inserts and make them dress like you?

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it has its moments

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not raping the qt with the saxophone on the ground when she clearly wanted it

gae

i've never seen tenent but that is the most Nolan looking lighting. the guys been making movies for three decades and still can't do action well.

- Imagine you're an outside observer.
- A regular person would read this sentence, out loud, as it's written.
- An inverted person would read this sentence out loud as "sa duol tuo ecnetnes siht daer dluow nosrep detrevni nA"
- Both the regular person and inverted person would seem backwards to each other
- Both people would seem normal to themselves
- The movie shifts back and forth between the perspective of the regular people and the inverted people. When you see shit flying backwards or reassembling, it's demonstrating the two worlds - regular things and inverted things - interacting.
- There is no *correct* sequence. This is the trippiest part to comprehend. This is how the movie basically explains the 4th dimension. Everything happens backwards and forwards for eternity - the beginning of time has happened, and also the end of time has happened. Inb4 "ok, druggie." That's literally why 4D is so hard to comprehend. Time is not sequential. It's a space that can be navigated. Not by humans (yet). But by hypothetical 4D beings.

tldr

Everything already exists.

If I had enough hubris, yeah. Otherwise, I'd make him some tertiary character who has one cool scene and then never shows up again.

That building should have frozen solid due to the power of that backwards explosion!

The visuals and cinematography would be a great fit for a good James Bond movie. The story, acting and everything else is just retarded

It was so bad. The nigger cannot enunciate. The only good bits were with patterson.

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AAC garbage

just watch the movie on some shitty streaming site at this point

make one for the running slide denzel jr does in the opening

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sub 80 IQ anons still try to understand it

makes me lol very loudly every time

I’m saying that scene to scene it wasn’t worth trying to piece together what exactly was happening because going in reverse is not that interesting and the whole concept seemed pretty stupid. I loved Inception though.

I still don't know what / who / whatever the fuck they were fighting, with airborne capabilities and automatic weapons and heavy munitions

like what the actual fuck is happening here?

Inverted air

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babby's first science FICTION movie

Not really. Whoever stuck the bungee cords on top of the skyscraper could obviously have got to top of skyscraper without bungee so why not just use same method again

Thanks Dr Manhattan but I've been reading SF since I'm was 8 years old. This film is time travel 101, the movies storyline is just your usual fixed loop bullshit

I don't remember what that is

Explained in the movie you didn't watch.

I really didn't realize that the evil bad guy in the movie was bad and evil until this scene, thank you Nolan.

Isis execution video editor still getting work

they have to breathe carbon dioxide or something because they are breathing backwards. it's why they wear the mask

this isn't reddit you don't have to make corny jokes for upvotes

watch it twice

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This movie reminds me of Brave New World in that it's this huge big budget flick that no one cares about. You wonder why it was even made. Probably to push propaganda any way it can.

cringe

No they're breathing inverted oxygen. They won't be able to absorb the normal oxygen when they're inverted.

I saw Tenet at the cinema during Covid times and was so disappointed in it that I didn't bother going to see Oppenheimer at the cinema years later. I thought Oppenheimer was much better.

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?? Oh you mean Nigger.

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what the fuck is "inverted oxygen"???

oppenhiemer was boring and sucked dick compared to tenet. i had the opposite experience. i was so pumped on tenet and then oppenheimer was boring talking the whole time

I guess exhaled oxygen

I second this, tennet was bad but oppenkiker was worse

Havent seen a new Nolan movie since interstellar. Guy is a frieakin hack and reddit to the core

This isn't exciting. The backwards gimmick mixed with inaudible dialogue made one of the most baffling theater experiences

hey what's that one science / physics 3d animator who has a weird foreign name and uses those bizarre 90s-looking unshaded 3d models of like demon women and stuff? I'm sure someone here knows what I'm talking about

Not really. Whoever stuck the bungee cords on top of the skyscraper could obviously have got to top of skyscraper without bungee so why not just use same method again

wrong, they launched the grapple point from the ground up to the balcony

that's carbon dioxide

It's not carbon dioxide, it's inverted oxygen. They're inverted and the oxygen has to be inverted too. They breathe out inverted carbon dioxide.

Why does the explosion implode so slowly?
It takes multiple seconds to un-explode, while they crouch behind the wall
It should have been instantaneous

This film is time travel 101

But it's not, professor. Name one character who travels backward, or goes forward in time. I'll wait.

most kino action movie to hit the theatres in years, does exactly what Nolan is good at. Dumb nonsensical gimmick with shit dialogue and characters but cool special effects and soundtracks

really the hardest thing to grasp is that we know that the future loses, whatever happens happened, but they must also for some reason act like they could lose. what if they just sent a letter to the future that said "fuck you you can't change the past"? neil mentions that it might be an alternate universe thing where they can indeed change the past but then you're trying to not only protect your universe but every other infinite universe where the future could win too?

it's sators thugs and sator is working for the future people who want to destroy the past

I don't understand metaphors!

Gottem

You’ve been got

when you see yourself coming out on the opposite side of the time reversal machine, why don't you just decide to do something that makes you coming out of it at that time impossible? the whole movie is retarded, even a single person in the story having an iq above 60 would've ruined hte premise

Because if you did, you wouldn’t see yourself coming out of it.

if you come out of the machine on the other side that means you're a good goy and did go back in no matter what. if you don't then that means you're not going in. it sucks that they only talk about it in the movie and don't actually have a scene where they don't see themselves in the proofing window and then some shit goes down right next to the turnstile.

That would be unnecessary, they have simpler and more complicated scenes to show the turnstile mechanics

further if you like tried to kill yourself or run away and you saw yourself out the other end than everything possible in the universe would you put you in that fucking turnstile alive. the gun would misfire, the people around you would shove you in, you'd have some kind of silly accidental trip into it, etc.

I rewatched it recently, and by god, what a fucking retarded movie.
Time travel is always fucking retarded because you either get grandfather paradox, or infinite recursion.

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Nah, time manipulation shit is just gay and lame, and Tenet is a boring flat film, with a boring flat plot, boring flat characters, and a boring lifeless cast.
A couple of the spectacles, like the 747 crash, were pretty kino.

And I did forget the final, equally lame and boring outcome of time travel, the split/fixed timeline explanation, where things are always the way they are because otherwise they would be different. Gay as fuck.

he asked you not to post again

It’s not boring and it’s not conventional time travel. There’s nothing else like this.

Shut up

Yep

it’s not conventional time travel.

Which makes it even more retarded because pattinson isn't a boomer, yet he has apparently traveled a long way back in time, by travelling forward in time from the other direction.

And I forgot to mention, all while having to breathe reverse oxygen, yet this fucker can only hold his breath for 45 fucking seconds; lung capacity of a Victorian child.

You’re making up that assumption.

that whole battle sequence was a masterclass of directorial incompetence
he managed to upstage the opening scene at the theatre and made it look easy

The final battle in the middle of a giant dirt field was the worst part of the movie. It should have been a different setting and location.

So he says that he knows washington from the future, the only way for him to get to the past is the temporal switcher.
So him getting the past requires him to be as old as he is in the future, plus however far back he goes.
Like a car on a highway, first driving 100 miles one way, then returning 100 miles the other, the odometer reads 200 miles, even though half of it was traveling backwards, relative the original orientation.

And it's even more retarded when you realize, every time someone like Patinsons character moves to the past, the antagonists could just send someone slightly further back to fuck it up. Because being from the future, they already know what fucked it up.

Nolan STILL can't into fight scenes. Even Superman has his kryptonite.

What level do I have to be at to be able to wear a scarf?

No, he knows Washington from Washington’s future, which is Pattinson’s past. Washington sets up Tenet prior to the earliest point we see in the film (Opera house), which means Washington goes back at some point before then and sets up Tenet and recruits Neil.

Why aren’t they walking backwards?

Of course

they are the forward time team. red is forward blue is backwards

Washington goes back at some point before then and sets up Tenet and recruits Neil.

That makes sense. I assume you mean he goes back to some point before then to set it up.

Still retarded because the people in the future already know what happens when, so they always can strike first and have the upper hand.

Me when discovered rewind in adobe premier

Not if he doesn't even know, it hasn't happened yet relative to his future, and the future hasn't been reversed yet to see it.
I don't really know anon I'm guessing. I liked the movie, had it's flaws but it was a fun idea

I miss pfister. His look was just better than Hoytema's.

Still retarded because the people in the future already know what happens when, so they always can strike first and have the upper hand.

How? We see in the film, Tenet is set up to be so secretive no one in the org but Neil seems to recognize the Protagonist even though they’re all working for him. The whole final battle shows they can successfully deceive people in the future about what happens in the past by making them think Kenneth Branagh buried the algorithm.

oxygen going backwards in time compared to the regular frame of reference
you can't breathe it unless you're also inverted because the process of respiration only works in one direction

Is it just me or does this retroactively look ai generated

I only watch testosterone fueled movies for primal beasts like myself. not this touchy feely, well reasoned logical sissy crap

so you'd breathe in carbon dioxide and breathe out oxygen, there's no need for "inverted" air

How?

By just doing it. They already know what happens before it happens, because they exist after it has happened.

In fact, the whole movie makes no sense, because why would they go all this way back to find where the scientist lady hid the parts, when the could just go back to last week and stop her hiding them in the first place.
Time shit is gay as fuck.

They already know what happens before it happens, because they exist after it has happened

But they don’t. It’s an espionage action story but they espionage is done between the past and the future rather than between nations, each trying to uncover what the other side is doing while concealing their own actions. Both sides have people in their own time spying on behalf of the other, this is what the whole film is about.

why would they go all this way back to find where the scientist lady hid the parts, when the could just go back to last week and stop her hiding them in the first place

Innumerable ways to explain this if you just use your imagination. They show a lady scientist in the film working in secrecy, they compare the scientist in the future to the Manhattan project which worked in secrecy.

I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago

how do you reverse a bullet?

Multicam looks outta place there

imagine 2+2=...5

Nolan is the greatest philosopher of our time.