How do you respond ?

Yep, I do.

Yes, but pussy is objectively better

I'm romantic so my rebuttal would be something along the lines of "Yeah? Well finger your fat juicy rat, you dirty cow. Let me hear you do it."

because of the implication?

Literally where poop and pee are made. I'd politely decline, because that's disgusting.

pee is made in the butt

truly sar?

Girls pee from the butt.

woman

anon 99% of people on Anon Babble are zoomers who are all smartphonesexual

there are 8596379 and all are smartphonesexual

there are 8596379 and

there are 8596379 genders and

Your shit hole? Honey I can pick up some condoms on my way and we can be normal people.

You're supposed to ask women that question so they do it more.

Female waste isn't real

I don't. I just hand her a bottle of evian and tell her to douche her stinking hole

WHAT A TWEEEST

Too bad, anal is not enjoyable.

If a woman tells me to fuck her in the ass I take it as an insult. She wants to shit on my dick but I want to feel her warm cum slide over my dick. A man who wants to fuck an asshole has never made any woman cum.

Conversely, I have made women from FROM fucking asshole. Should try it sometime.

yes

You want me, a man, to put MY pehnis into an ahnus.Explain to me. Prepah yourself-explain to me how exactly chilren be born doing dat? t is a satahnic inversion. It is simply perversion and foolishness.

No because I'm not a mutilated semite.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's nothing more gay than anal sex with a woman. You think it's exciting because it's unconventional and taboo? Who are you kidding? It's SAFE. Actual vaginal sex has a real risk of pregnancy. That's dangerous. Risking bringing a new life into this world, one who will experience the joys and suffering of life, just for the momentary pleasure of moving your dick in her pussy, that's real hedonism. That's playing with life itself for your own gratification. Imagine thinking the safe pleasure of putting your dick in some hole with no real danger compares to the tryst of life and death that is vaginal sex. At least actual homos have the excuse of not having another hole to use. You trying to fuck the poop hole of a fertile woman? You're gayer than the gayest fag.

I wouldn't say anything. I'd wake up and realise it was just a dream, which is exactly what every one else would do.

I wouldn't say anything

I don’t say anything, I just fuck her in the ass. And that’s what Marty did.

You're 2cm off.

No, he was disgusted and ghosted her and her gaping asshole.

what even are the odds of a girl saying something like that though?

i'd like to think i was one of the pioneers of this meme

my high school ex said that to me
i never had sex with her
never had sex in general

It literally happened to me <2 weeks ago, hombre. Good things can happen on this shit pebble after all.

I would gape her asshole, and that’s what someone did.

Based

How do you respond without sounding horny?

I wouldn't like to think that at all.

If a woman initiate anal, that means the anus is completely clean, huh?

Without sounding mad, or ??

yeah that line was written by a homosexual man.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

You can fix this with effort, patience, and an understanding that you will not succeed 100% at anything in life, especially endeavors with women.

sounds kind of gay, my dude

how is it that after all these years everytime i see a post like this the age always correlates exactly with mine?

You think I wanna stick my dick in shit? Call me when you want your pussy fucked.

It's the same anon and I share his age aswell. I think I began seeing his posts like 5 years ago.

A man who wants to fuck an asshole has never made any woman cum.

Objectively false.
It is, but anal is forbidden fruit, so even when you do it and it's meh, you always end up wanting to do it again.

sex with a woman is gay

I don't think your opinion is worth a damn tb(q)h.

Anal is exciting for the taboo/dirtiness aspect the first few times you do it, but after that you realise pussy is just objectively better. And any woman who actively desires and requests anal is a crazy bitch you need to get away from

I'd rather not pee blood due to getting e. coli in my urethra causing an UTI and possibly going up to my kidneys. You must have confused me for a fag, sweety.

girlfriend is very vanilla

yet often times can get horny when I show her crazy porn stuff

says she doesn't want ass stuff

get her in the mood with pussy play and kissing

start massage her ass. She moans

finger in slowly and massage inside

moans even moanier

Always push your woman to do new stuff. Deep down it's in their nature to submit and do anything you want and they love it. She even came to a rule34 jill valentine dog video.

my girlfriends ass without doubt even if she's been working all day always tastes and smells amazing. anytime I see a redditor here say IT TASTES LIKE SHIT makes me laugh. Absolute virgins.

you quite literally enjoy eating shit

how is it possible to relate to one out of millions of anons

anal? Like anal in the ass?

one updoot for you my good sir, you win the internet today!

wow imagine if your dad ate and fucked your moms ass. How cool would that be Morty. Shit breath and shit dick Morty. Think about it.

I'm shitty dick Morty! I'm shitty mouth!