Pretentious fuck

Pretentious fuck

Jiro dreams of ass rape

it's hilarious that bourdain threads replaced jiro threads
jiro used to be a fucking celebrity. now zoomers have no idea who he is.

centering your life around being a particular kind of pretentious fuck is japanese culture

Have fish on rice. Have two.

10 years just to learn the rice gaijin!

You'll never convince me there is anything meaningful learned in ten years on one part of the process that cant be learned in two years or less. What a waste of ones life.

Blame Americans for making this movie

NOOOO THE SUSHI IS TOO SIMPLE!!!!

IF HE IS CHARGING THAT MUCH MONEY THEN HE SHOULD BE MAKING TRIPLE DELUXE SUSHIS WITH ALL THE TOPPINGS AND EPIC BACON!!!!

The American mind is a barren pit.

"This pencil doesn't really seem much better than other pencils I've used. Why are you charging $2000 for it?"

"WHITU PIGU HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE NIPPON PENCIL!"

You are poor in spirit and in bank account.

What is he being pretentious about? He clearly knows his craft well. Does his expertise and success upset you?

Actually my bank account is doing pretty fine. Probably because I dont piss money away on cultural delusion.

You can hate sushi or Japan as much as you want but coming up to make a documetary about a foregin chef and then shitting on it in the next 20 years is almost terrorism

That is good to hear. You should order a deluxe pizza.

what was pretentious - and wrong - was this hipster I knew that told me his name is pronounced Hiro

Thar sounds pretty good actually. I think I will. Thanks for the suggestion

I was extremely disappointed while watching this. Expected him to scream at his employees

This isnt me but you know what I might order one anyway.

make something truly good in this world

only the rich can enjoy it

absolutely demonic

Sushi

Something truly good

Pick one.

Do you mutts understand you could just leave Japan alone?

Sushi? More like Sushit.

Sushi is so overrated. It was originally a street food that only peasants ate. Sushi in its current form was started only like 130 years ago, and even back then the average sushi was the size of your fist, most of it rice with only a thin slice of cheap fish meat on it. Sushi was originally tough and chewy because those were the only types of fish available. Deep sea fish such as tuna wasn't even eaten by the Japanese because they believed it contained parasites. Sushi only became soft, tender and "high class" with the advent of flash freezing technologies. The only reason why sushi and sashimi are tender in the first place is because of flash freezing. ACTUAL fresh raw fish is chewy. Finally, the two most popular types of sushi (tuna and salmon) are recent creations. Salmon sushi was invented by Norwegian fishing companies in the 1970s who were trying to sell their surplus salmon to the Japanese who originally didn't eat salmon.

tell that to chang, rapejesh, and killtu mgubabi

It’s highly likely Jiro does have a connection with demonic forces.

Kinda retarded since it's still not much different from some street food in Japan.
You can buy it pretty much everywhere in Japan for a few dollers.

The funny thing is Japan gets zero benefit from westoids overpayng for sushi places run by chinks and gooks in the west anyway.
So it's actually fine for Japan if people hate it. If anything that's a good thing for Japan because the price of tuna will drop if gaijins stop eating it.

I preferred the sequel Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape

The zoomer mind cannot comprehend that if you work hard at something for decades, people will notice and you can end up earning good money with your skills.

that's right goy be aimless or focus on being wageslave only!

his craft is stupid. Like every carpenter who knows how to build a really pretty wooden staircase is more worthy of recognition.

it's a ''japan didn't ask but gaijins still get pissed'' situation
many such cases

He lost his stars because his establishment was quite inaccessible to the public even for a michelin star restaurant.

this
Its no different to how Italians act about there traditional pasta and shit when that sort if stuff was eaten with your bare hands by literal teroni

I bet 9 out of 10 people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Jiro's sushi and sushi from a standard sushi restaurant.

Baka gaijin pay 300 dorrar

He is making kino fuel though

It took me seventeen years to learn how to assemble a burger together in just the right way, now pay me $1200 for the experience of trying my burgers.

That's exactly the two types of people existing in Japan right now:
1. Integrated drones slaving away on a single large corpo
2. Broken drones slaving away part time
Japan is the worst from both Worlds. Dystopian product of oriental mentality and postmodernist cabal. It would collapse the secod it would be cut from international markets. Absolutely a WEF golem country.

damn just let it die

finish your work and pack up and leave at 4:30pm

japs could never