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It's fucked up how they're now some of the very few Phase 4/5 characters that people actually like, yet they're apparently getting stomped so that Yelena joins Sam's team as the token female.

Do people actually speak like this?

What?

as the token female

Sam's team will consist of literally nothing but women and diversity males.

What men does he even have? She-Hulk, Shuri and maybe Kate are already on his team. Including Asian masculinity man he has no real men.

I seen it and it sucked

Thor, Bruce Banner. That black dude from Black Panther.

Also Kate isn't in Sam's Avengers, she's in the Young(adult) Avengers.

Thor's off world with a daughter to raise and didn't Hulk fuck up his arm?

Hasn't it been like a year or two since then?

Wasn't that girl like 8 or 10? It's not like she'd be grown

I'd be fine if Captain Falcon got wrecked so the New Avengers have to save the day. He was cool prior to phase 4 but quickly became one of the worst characters in the universe. The fact that they're probably going to kill off the New Avengers to prop up that sanctimonious prick....it's just not fucking fair. Why can't Disney/Marvel get a clue?

or hate them

you meant "or hate him", he's a man.

It seems like Marvel only knows how to prop up Sam by bringing others down. Odds are the surviving New Avengers will have to prostrate themselves to join the "real" Avengers.
No, I mean them. They're a team.

I mean they already fucked Walker over a barrel in FAWS and he still became the only thing people liked in that dumpster fire. Lord knows what they'll do next. They'll probably also kill off Bob immediately to prop up RDJ Doom and establish him as cooler than Thanos or something.

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poor mackie, seems like a bro but is literally having is chance at being a superhero be destroyed by being a "black" character forced to act "black" due to "black" writing.
(btw that picture is very funny)

meanwhile
russel is saved by also being a bro but not being weighed down by "black" writing so his natural charisma carries it

Odds are Bob will be imprisoned by Doom to be the Molecule Man for secret wars.
Watching interviews Mackie seems like a good dude. The writers fucked him.

POV you're an intern for the New Avengers on your first day

This movie sucked, so did capt black america. FF will suck as well, also, probably...no Def Doomsday will suck.

"Good dude"

Literally said America sucks in an interview. Fuck him.

Unironically fucking hate these stupid characters who are part of the team just because they're nogs

New black panther?

Sucks

niggertain america?

Sucks

Ironheart?

Niggers
Literally a whole team made of WE WUZ KANGS

poor mackie, seems like a bro

He is a self-hating house negro, fuck him.

This anon understands

being a "black" character forced to act "black" due to "black" writing

No he doesn't. This is what happens when you exclusively watch Marvelslop for a good portion of your life.

Did they expect everyone to love Captain Falcon

I flip between thinking that and them knowing that people won't react as well to him as they did actual Captain America. So they play both sides by making him both beloved in-universe but also put down because he's black.
It's a bizarre feeling to watch him.

You're going to go see their movie again, right?

Yeah, on either Saturday or Sunday, hopefully by then I've finished watching FATWS and Black Widow. I can't believe I liked the characters enough to put off with mid projects from the worst MCU phase

Same. I thought about watching Black Widow for Alexei and Yelena. Even Ant Man 2 because Ava is in it.

I downloaded it, watched it at work (where I was getting paid for that time!) and STILL felt ripped off... I'd never pay to see it in the theater.

Watch it again until you develop the correct opinion

For me it's Ava and John

a man of taste

Wish they had more art. Bob/Yelena is dominating all of the fan art

Russian accent Pugh is a 10000/10

She was incredibly cute in this movie.

Why does Bob/Yelena get all the art? I like Ava/John and Mel/Bucky too

Would Red Guardian approve of Yelena's new boyfriend?

I think he would be happier if he was the WS, but he's still happy for her. kek

Of course. Probably has the worst first impression of him but he'd soften up to Bob

Duh. He just wants her to be happy and not go home and be lonely.
Mackie is a good actor, but activist writing will ruin any character. I mean fuck Karli could have been an interesting character if she wasn't completely insufferable. A super soldier anarchist whose goals are to restore the gains made from the snap is a neat idea, but they fucked her up by making her completely insufferable and we're supposed to "side" with her insufferability.

He's an okay actor at best

Fuck my daughter!

What would you do in this scenario?

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