Thunderbolts

Well Hello beautiful

Neckless freak

my faithful beautiful wife Taskmaster.

Why did they call her Pork Chop in the movie?

this short midget with 0 superpowers is supposed to be a leader of literal gods

what the fuck were they thinking

Literally a pig woman

you are referring to my wife?

She looks like every other store receiver who has two kids but still single

She was cute in hawkeye wtf

Does she have a thyroid problem or something. She looks like she's wearing a flesh-colored turtleneck.

so what was the point of randomly killing taskmaster early on?

she's not even 30

My semen will fix her.

She's simply makeup-free. It's not her fault that the only woman who looks beautiful without makeup is Zendaya.

zendaya mogs her

muzzaya is ugly as fuck

So they can do an easy reboot with a multiverse variant.

So they can do an easy reboot with a clone

All pugh has to do is lose weight, Zendaya is a stick and ugly

More like Florence Peeyuw

That'll do, Pugh

How the fuck did we come to the point where these 2 are the most push actresses in the hollywood?
You know what, i think they should bring back that fat hobgoblin back, im ok with a rape or 2 if it means i dont have to look at ugly people in movies.

What are those weird lines a lot of women get on their neck? Are they from staring at their phones all day? Ive seen even young girls with relatively good skin with them

Blacks don't crack. Yellows don't mellow. But WTs can't go outside without sunscreen or else they get the cancer lmfao

Zendaya is a tranny

Pretty much the exact opposite. Zendaya needs to gain weight and Pugh has such thick bones that even if she lost weight she wouldn't look as cute

It's called venus rings, mostly caused by genetics and bad posture. Staring down at your phone daily do cause tension to your neck.

It would have been cool if the post credit scene for thunderbolts was random heroes around the world watching the news or finding out about this new avengers team. Imagine kate bishop looking at her phone shocked that yelena is somehow an avenger now or some shit.

this short midget with 0 superpowers is supposed to be a leader of literal gods

a bunch of supersoldiers and a literal god*

piss pig

They're both very unattractive. Hollywood being taken over by feminists was a disaster, we need old jewish perverts in charge again, unironically.

I would rather see Yelena bullying Bob to let her suck his cock.

To show that characters can die in this movie (even though she's the only death in the whole movie) and also to get rid of a redundant unpopular character that no one actually likes

i'd rather see ghost and walker but you do you

Everyone hates female Taskmaster and thinks it's the dumbest choice they could have possibly made. Now with Secret Wars they'll be able to bring in the proper Taskmaster from another universe and be done with it.

Is this worth watching in the theatre or should I wait for home release?

You know an actress is undesirable when they're not afraid of showing their tits through their see through dress

Dirty soles

It's better than the more recent MCU content coming out and actually feels like it's progressing the world in a natural way without forcing random things onto you. Sentry feels naturally introduced and the team feels like they naturally just decided to stop being dicks for five minutes and just be people.

I would personally say to wait for a home release, it's not something you need to rush out to theaters to see but I don't think you'd be disappointed if you did. I do think everyone hyping it up is beyond delusional though. The last few series and movies that weren't Daredevil or Brave New World must have warped their perception.

Honestly it's worth a theater watch, it's on the same level as guardians 3. One of their better films because it doesn't try to be an mcu movie. It actually has character development and not just plot development like all their other movies.