I have a crush on Natasha Lyonne

I have a crush on Natasha Lyonne

I genuinely have forgotten why she is on the run for so long at this point. It's a fun Columbo ripoff but I don't get why the casino families are still mad. Did they want their racket to include a guy who rigs games and defends pedos?

Same, I shotgunned Poker Face and Russian Doll right after each other.
Liked the first, probably wouldn’t give a shit about the second without my jewfu.

ywn be 1990s peak Edward Furlong doing heroin with Natasha Lyonne

She's been remaining consistently sexy lately gotta give credit to the jewess. She's not tania raymonde level tho

It's even crazier when you factor all the drugs she took

why won't she show her tits?

s1 made sense because the mobster was avenging his son's death

s2 with rhea perlman determined to track her down is a bit silly, just offer to pay her as a consultant

I'm very antisemitic, but she gets an exception.

Is she a tribe member? The voice is very tribey.

She's a Russian Jew from NY

Natasha is the only person I’d say “alright, maybe it did happen” for.

Just imagine her riding you like some sex crazed slut, moaning in her raspy 3-packs a day voice

Natasha Bianca Lyonne Braunstein

Dunno

how is it possible that some of you anons are so bad at recognizing them?
no human adult should have to ask if she is one

monke

Sometimes ugly women just do it better

She reminds me of a human female Bugs Bunny

I see it, especially in the way she interacts with other people. Friendly but a bit of a rascal

she looks hot on pictures on Anon Babble but i've never seen her in any movie or a show
is she in anything worth watching?

Hitler may have made some mistakes when you consider this.

Poker Face
Russian Doll
Scary Movie

Orange is the New Black is an amazing show if you're a dumb cunt like my ex

I googled her and shes alive. I thought she died

I love her voice so much

She by all rights should have died like 20 years ago

I have a weird Mandela Affect memory of her dying of an OD a couple years after American Pie but before her career renaissance

would would would

I have a weird mandela effect where she's my gf

I have her entire career. Her voice is pure sex and you can tell she'd milk it absolutely dry.

It is a decent show for the first two seasons. You can tell the writers were in a room together too long and someone started talking about centering POC voices or some shit so the show became about the black women getting Floyd'd.

When the show had an actual premise around humiliating the characters and letting them be the comedic relief regardless of race, it was fine.

She's not hot, her voice is pure fucking cancer, any trailer park in NJ could produce a better fuck

You're gay

Why don't you love this gross trashy old bitch who sounds like a deniro impersonator

Yup, must be because I'm gay

yep

glad you realised it

I enjoy Poker Face, it is a bit female Columbo but the "case of the week" structure and guest stars make it kino

Correct.

I like that she usually has to fuck over the bad guy in some unorthodox way because she’s not a cop.

Sth scuzzy about her

Yeah. The show is good until Piper gets time added to her sentence and it becomes essentially a preachy sitcom.

My other big complaint is that somehow EVERYONE in there was innocent. Bullshit.

But I'm A Cheerleader is a classic.
Russian Doll season 1 is good.
I enjoy Poker Face but you really need to know what you're getting and be ok with that.

shes unironically in the 0.1% of actresses in the sense that she's fun to watch, and she's also hot af.
shame she's j*wish

Couldn't stand her in Russian Doll. Found her character real painful to watch with a horrid voice, maybe she's cool if you're an inner city gay but I just don't see it.

She was all fucked up for a while. Michael Rapaport evicted her from an apartment she was renting from him because she was constantly drunk and high and trashed the place.

Bitch too fat